August 15 funny SMS.

On the occasion of 1 Mid-Autumn Festival, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you, and through you to your family and friends, on behalf of famous people such as Universe, Outer Space Province, Galaxy City, Sun Town, Global Village, Chang 'e, Yutu and Moon Lao.

2, I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to take me and soy sauce, Cao, his ancestor! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Although there is no wife in the old lady's cake, no dragon in oolong tea, and no Guanyin in Tieguanyin, there are the sweetest wishes in the moon cake I have carefully prepared for you, wishing you a happy and healthy holiday!

4, you always make people feel very sweet, giving people a sweet feeling, just please don't be too sticky, it will be very annoying, for example, I don't want you anymore-I don't eat bubble gum anymore. Mid-Autumn Festival, I want to eat moon cakes!

5. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here! All the handsome guys and beautiful women who have a certain position in my heart and myself will send a short message worth RMB 10 cents! Congratulations! I will invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow! Watch people eat! Please bring your own napkin to avoid drooling and getting wet! I wish you all a good time! Happy flow!

6. Being busy occasionally doesn't mean forgetting. With the coming of autumn, I wish you a good mood. The greetings you left are compensated together this time, and all your concerns are condensed into a short message: I wish my dear friend a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and good health!

7. The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to each other. The stars in the sky blink for us and a full moon cheers for us. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

8. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Some people send funny messages, others send funny messages. Some people send messages to express their feelings, and some people send messages to bless them; I don't have so many tricks, just send a relaxed greeting: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. Good news: On the Mid-Autumn Festival, users with the top two mobile phone numbers 13 can get moon cakes for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

10, autumn is the harvest season and the most emotional season. That fruitful fruit, each one is full of hard work and sweat of workers! That maple leaf dancing lightly with the wind, each piece is an unforgettable love swan song! The wind blows gently, and the stars whisper, until I raise my cup to ask the moon and send acacia to Chang 'e from afar; Bow your head and miss your loved ones, it is your hometown that shows your mind!

1 1, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and there is a legend that is very effective. Look at the moon in the sky and life is happy and complete; After eating the moon cakes on the plate, I smiled sweetly from now on; Send a message of blessing, and the harvest is warm and infinite; When you think of your dear friend, greetings will appear immediately; If you want everything to come true, please act immediately. Try it quickly! Good luck and a bright smile on Mid-Autumn Festival!

12, love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

13. Welcome Mid-Autumn Festival. Serve the moon cake and take a bite. The fragrance wafts everywhere, spreads all over, and is full of joy. Good luck, smooth work, smooth career, family reunion, good health and all the best. Finally, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

14, Dear User: After verification, most of the short messages you sent to the opposite sex were suspected of sexual harassment. Please bring your own bench to the nearest police station for education tomorrow, otherwise the SMS function will be suspended!

15, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy for Yao Ming's height, Robles' speed, Zou Shiming's strength and Li Du's precision! Take it easy, hold on!

16, the bright line at the foot of my bed leader was suspected to be a guy with teeth on the ground. The guy with a cake was lifting himself to see it. I found it was moonlight and looked down at the old country man. Look at this message, it's a big boss!

17, when will there be a bright moon? I asked about the sky cake. I didn't know the stuffing in the cake was sweeter than the preserves. Originally, I wanted to fly to see you, but I was afraid that my skills were not enough and I was afraid that there was danger at high places, so I had to wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival by SMS!

18, the breeze sent my blessing, and the bright moon brought my greetings, a wisp of breeze and a wisp of bright moon. The moonlight is boundless, there is love in the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is happy.

19, the twilight clouds gradually clear and the full moon rises, and the clouds cover the sky; Looking at the former residence thousands of miles away, feelings and dreams are around; On the poor autumn night in the tenth five-year plan, I miss the love of a thousand years; The prodigal son is helpless and free, and Qian Shan expresses his feelings; I am secretly glad to have three days off, sit around the moon and get together once; It's Mid-Autumn Festival again. I wish you a happy family reunion, and a bright moon and a good night!

On the 20th, it was covered with lightning, avoiding the violent explosion of mine disaster and bypassing the typhoon attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2 1, Mid-Autumn Festival Warm-up: Let my heart be full, just wait for the full moon, pray for you, live for you, wait for you to write poems, pray for you, change your sad fairy tale, and wish your family a happy and permanent reunion!

22. Hi, Chang 'e asked me to give you a message. This Mid-Autumn Festival, she will leave some moon cake residue for her. She will give you and me a big golden moon cake next year. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

23. See a world in a grain of sand! There is a heaven hidden in a wild flower! When you set your eyes on your mobile phone, my blessings will be collected by you in an instant. No matter where you are, I hope you are safe and healthy. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I wish you a reunion and a happy family!

I heard that a strange thing happened in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

25. Today's Mid-Autumn Festival is unusual, so I came out to send you moon cakes. So, I decided to give you the whole moon. The moon has been picked, and now it is soaking in the well to "wash the dust". Don't worry, it's yours to catch!

26, the bright moon is hard to touch, and there is nowhere to miss. Until, I raised my glass and asked Mingyue, asking her to say to you: Fodor! More money! How happy I am!

27. Make skin with romance; Make stuffing with warmth; Happiness is the king of eggs; You don't need many people who know taste. You'd better be the only one!

28. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. May the acne on your face become less and less like a slum; May your youth pass away like a river in a stream; May your future shine like a meteor!

29. What is the roundest thing in the sky? The moon on August 15th is the roundest. What's the roundest thing on the ground? Mid-autumn festival reunion; Send a short message with a dime, and wish you a full moon, family reunion, all the best and good luck!

30. At the full moon, customers in Qiu Si are in good health, all the best, prosperous business, harmonious family, all the best, friends and family, and most importantly, take care of themselves. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I hope you are healthy and happy!

3 1, Chang 'e is the boss, and she runs an auspicious moon cake shop exclusively. It is said that if you can taste a piece in the Mid-Autumn Festival, you will be happy. I'll get you a piece. You have been demoted to the pigsty, and Chang 'e's guilt will definitely send you!

32. Since ancient times, the mid-autumn moon has been the brightest, with a cool breeze and a bright night; On May 16th, the reunion became deeper. The stars are shining in the sky and the wishes are loud; I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and good luck!

33. Are you wandering in a foreign land? Mid-Autumn Festival can only sigh at the moon and sky? Parents and friends are not around, and some people envy reunion. SMS blessing comes quietly, just want to tell you: My concern is always by your side! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

34. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival: double your bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

35. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I will send you a short message. I hope you will be happy after seeing it and laugh your teeth off. I'll send you moon cakes so that you can eat them sweetly and lose your teeth. Because I want us to be friends until the day when we have no teeth.

36, Mid-Autumn Festival, in response to the party's call, all the moon cakes at home are turned over to the state treasury, and my family can collect them on behalf; In the Mid-Autumn Festival, in order to contact friends' feelings, all messages with blessings will be sent to friends. If there are too many messages, you can send them all to me. If it is not implemented, you are not allowed to look at the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

37. Xiao Hu called just now! You don't know Xiao Hu? Oh, that's it! I insist on your phone number. I think this is confidential. What am I supposed to tell him? He asked me to wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance on behalf of him and the Central Committee!

I don't know who Qiu Si will meet tonight. Send sweet moon cakes, together with a blessing heart!

39. Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

40. SHEN WOO's wisdom is unparalleled in the world. Everyone loves flowers and is invincible in the world. Killers in love are called beautiful and kind when they see jade-faced dragons. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival when you are dizzy!

4 1. According to the Mid-Autumn Festival Special Law, you were sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to lifelong depression, and all your illness and troubles were confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

42. I am desperate: Xia Zi left me, and my master nagged me so much that Niu Wangmo wouldn't pay me back the money he lent me. Finally, I bought water curtain cave, which was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva. Fortunately, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I sent a message to wish Teacher Two a happy holiday.

43. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. May the acne on your face become less and less like an unfinished building; May your youth pass slowly like the traffic in the * * period; May your future be as bright as a comet hitting the earth!

44. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Greetings form a United front and launch to you. A thread of missing, one tied to me and the other tied to you; A happy line, may your life go straighter and straighter; A winding line, may you enjoy the scenery of life more; A closed line, I wish you happiness and all the best; A flexible wavy line wishes you a beautiful and happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

45. Today is Mid-Autumn Festival. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

46. A thousand years ago, Hou Yi hid an elixir, which was stolen by Chang 'e and turned into a fairy. Now, there are blessings in my short message. You'd better not steal it. Maybe you will become a fairy. I am not responsible for receiving you!

47. You are a crooked man with great talent and virtue. You have a superficial view of the Beggars' Sect Kyushu and are idle, but your career is going upstream, there is no money in your pocket, and your check is tied. If you don't exercise, you kick the cow to death. Happiness will not last long, but it will last forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

48. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Draw a circle to enclose your happiness and keep your troubles out. The moon cake is a circle. I want to look at you, eating happiness one by one and savoring the sweetness of life. The moon is a circle that encloses you and your loved ones. Sitting on the moon and counting stars will be romantic for a lifetime. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

49, the autumn wind sends a cool festival, and the mid-autumn moon is comfortable; The fragrance of flowers is refreshing, and the cups of laughter and laughter are constant; Look up at the bright moon and smile, and the whole family will be happy together; Sending blessings by moonlight, friendship warms people's hearts. Happy and healthy Mid-Autumn Festival!

50. Do you miss me? Do you still remember me I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you already have someone else in mind? If it is, I will be very sad. Whether you agree or not, I have decided to come to see you tomorrow with happiness, good luck and success. You must give me a warm welcome. Remember, my name is Zhong. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance.

5 1, Mid-Autumn Festival, some people send moon cakes, some people send melatonin, send blessings, and send good health and spirit! Make up a short message as a moon cake and add a short message to melatonin! Send you apples to keep you safe and grapes!

52. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I wish you not to be late. I wish you a full moon and a full moon. Good flowers, good scenery, good things.

53. I am preparing the company to produce moon cakes. Make skin with romance; Make stuffing with warmth; Happiness is the king of eggs; You don't need many people who know taste. You'd better be the only one!

54. The meteor crossed the sky, and I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a friend! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

55. Do you know? Sister Chang 'e told me in my dream last night that on August 15, the lonely Tian Peng Yuan Shuai will attack Guanghan Palace again. The solution to the problem is to stand under the moon with moon cakes and say "pig" in your heart. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 500 times!

56. The moon is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I wish you a good mood every day. The bright moon shines in the sky, and beautiful things pile up; I wish you a happy holiday and good luck every day in the future

57. If an enterprise wants to make a profit, it must explore the market, and the market needs demand. Therefore, if it has customers, customers should always protect them, so it has established feelings, and feelings should be continuously strengthened. So there must be blessings, blessings should not be too vulgar, choices should be made, and dates should be important. Therefore, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I wish you a happy family, smooth work and all the best.

58. There is no deepest, only the strongest; Not the best, but the truth; Not the earliest, but the most practical. When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, I send my truest, truest and deepest wishes. I wish you money, a house to live in, full of true feelings, love wholeheartedly, and wealth everywhere. I wish you good luck in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

59. Tonight is the full moon, family reunion, happiness, friends happiness and love sweetness. I wish you a full moon every day and a happier Mid-Autumn Festival!

60. Friends walk side by side for two months, and make a pair of moon cakes for two months, half for you and half for me. Mid-Autumn Festival, the heart is connected, the ends of the earth are love. Every year, I hope the moon will be brighter because of my friends.

6 1, RMB and some gold bars will be issued during the day from tonight to tomorrow. Dollars will be changed into euros at noon, and there will be sporadic checks tomorrow morning. The weather reminds you to wear a helmet and a sack to get rich! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

62.what are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! Buy breakfast in the morning, tea eggs are 60 cents each, and I say 50 cents, but he won't sell them! I just went up with a brick! Save a dime by texting and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Am I easy? Me?

63. The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The sky is full of light and mercury, which is our common yearning. You didn't forget to invite me to dinner.

64. I know you will be surrounded by overwhelming news on Mid-Autumn Festival. Smart me, today, let blessings cross mountains and rivers, tall buildings and alleys, and get into your mobile phone from a pile of information: May happiness come to you, good luck be near you, happiness accompany you, career accompany you, love chase you, success wait for you, and money find you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

65. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of * * *, * * and all the warriors in the base, Bush, Putin and Blair, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you and your family through you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

66. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Send you a girl who has no worries and eliminate your worries and troubles. Send you a cash cow with lush foliage, notes; Send you cheerful songs and sing in a good mood every day; Send you sweet moon cakes, and your career is booming!

67. There is a full moon in the sky, people are reunited, families are happy, hearts are round, and the left and right sides are round. May your popularity, love, happiness and wealth continue every day and all the best! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, a dream come true and all the best!

68, Mid-Autumn Festival blessing is different, happiness is hidden inside, I don't argue with others. My greetings are quietly sent: reunion, warm dreams, a toast to celebrate the family, and I wish you a good mood during the Mid-Autumn Festival!

69. I am the breeze and you are the smoke. Go after it and drive forward forever. I am a kite, and you are a thread, always connected. I am a moon cake, and you are stuffing, wrapped in a ball. I am the bright moon, you are the spring, clearly in your heart! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

70, Mid-Autumn Festival courtesy, congratulations on becoming a lucky mobile phone user: Please go to the mobile company to get diapers specially made for you, and you will never be afraid of wetting the bed again. Hurry up, but it won't wait until it expires.

7 1, Mid-Autumn Moon, hanging quietly outside the window. I stared at it as if it were a mirror, and you and I were looking at each other. I think your face looks like a moon cake, dear, let me have a bite!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival in August 15, lions roared, birds sang, bears and elephants jumped happily, making the festival lively together. Only pigs open their mobile phones to read short messages: Happy holidays, pigs!

73. This Mid-Autumn Festival, the fifteenth moon finally reached the fifteenth round. Let the roundest moon accompany you and me, and let the moon convey my wishes and blessings: I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon! Send you a round cake, a round heart, a round feeling and a round dream. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

74.8 15, I will send you a moon cake, the content is 100% care, and the ingredients are: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.

75. Moon! Do you know my heart? Moon! Do you know how I feel? May the moon bring you my sincere blessing: I tell you, I really want to eat that box of moon cakes you hid!

76. Frog's four wishes: There are no snakes in the field, I hold a swan in my arms, I take part in the triple jump at the Olympic Games, and I read short messages at the Mid-Autumn Festival.

77. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. While it's still early, the night hasn't come, the moon is not very round, the moon cakes haven't been served, and the text messages haven't been congested. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Bolt and the precision of Li Du, I solemnly wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

78. When the Mid-Autumn Festival arrives, I will send you a round Mid-Autumn Festival blessing with sincerity as the radius and respect as the center! Wish: People who love you love you more, and people you love know you better! Good things come together! Sweet dream! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! I wish you a fuller full moon!

79. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Because of the economic crisis, life is tight. I am on duty during the Mid-Autumn Festival and can only draw cakes to satisfy my hunger. Please prepare a pen, a piece of paper and a moon cake for me. Address: Moon Palace. Recipient: Chang 'e MM or Yutu GG.

80. Customers are God, and God has friendship. Friendship is imprinted in my heart, and I always think about it. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion!

8 1, early autumn and late autumn, not as good as this Mid-Autumn Festival; The crescent moon is not as beautiful as this full moon; Wine and meat are not as fragrant as moon cakes; Tender as water, passionate as fire, it is better to meet again today; Flowers are longer than grass and not as long as relatives. The lake is deep, not as deep as my blessing. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you a happy family, a successful career, a comfortable mood, good health and a complete life!

82. I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transmitted and be rich. Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet. I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!

83, get out of the way, get out of the way, my news is coming! Anyone who has a certain position in my mind will send a short message worth ten cents, a few blessings, a few wisps of care and several greetings when the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Everyone who receives and reads this message will be happy for a lifetime, the person who stores this message will be happy for a lifetime, and the sender will be happy for a lifetime. I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, all the best and family reunion!

84. A steadfast friendship, a sweet care, a warm blessing, a sincere message, a gentle greeting and a heartfelt word. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always smile, a healthy reunion and full happiness.

85. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart, who is not tired of working and counting money, who smiles and doesn't frown every day, will send me a short message worth ten cents in advance to congratulate me: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

86. Spend a full moon and meet the Mid-Autumn Festival; The bright moon is reunited in the sky, so I wish my friends a happy life and dreams come true. Happiness and bright moonlight will accompany you all over the world! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

87. The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is the roundest, the roundest in the sky; Mid-Autumn Festival cake is the sweetest and sweetest in the mouth; Mid-Autumn Festival is the most tender and tender in my heart. People miss the Mid-Autumn Festival most, and they miss it most in their dreams!

88. Do you love me or not? I am here with Mingyue. You see me, or you don't see me, I'm here, always silent. You eat me, or you don't eat me, I'm here, watching you together. Come to my house or let me live in your belly. Mid-Autumn Festival, happy. I am, moon cake!

89. With the coming of Mid-Autumn Festival, customers say hello, family reunion, good health, prosperous career, happy mood, smiling face, prosperous business, full moon and a dream come true! I wish you and your family a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

90. Every festive season, always feel grateful, always think of those who help each other, always feel familiar with each other, and always remember the feelings of friends! True friendship, expensive is not heavy, and poverty is not light; True happiness, holidays are not strong, and weekdays are not light; The real blessing is sincere and lasting!

9 1, the lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy cloud in the sunset knows, the butterfly with fragrant flowers knows, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

92. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance regardless of the consequences!

93. The meteor flashed across the sky, and I missed my wish. The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I am not wrong with you! I invite you to enjoy the moon with me tonight!

I can't wait, I decided to wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Next, the relevant leaders of the central government will send you a text message to express their condolences. I've always been cautious in being an official, and this time it's all for you. Remember not to tell anyone.

95, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

96. You are the only one who sends blessings on holidays. Love is sweet and family is harmonious. Glorious career, promotion like a rabbit. Old friend, new blessing, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

97. I heard that a strange thing happened in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being.

98. It is not a crime for girls to eat. No matter how fat, you have the right to gain weight. Slim is actually gaunt behind, and people who love you won't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost moon cakes. Mid-Autumn Festival is also a kind of beauty!

99. Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, while Chang 'e sneaked to the moon. The moon is not old, but it has been difficult since ancient times. The moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival and the past is round in my heart. The jade rabbit is accompanied by Chang 'e, and the ribbon wraps around acacia for ages.