60 humorous Thanksgiving greetings

Learn to be grateful and be tolerant of yourself; tie a ring of grass and reciprocate love; be more understanding and less resentful; on Thanksgiving Day, I hope you are grateful. The following is "60 humorous and funny Thanksgiving greetings" compiled by me for your reference only. You are welcome to read it. Humorous Thanksgiving greetings

1. When the breeze blows through the woods, when the dewdrops fall on the leaf tips, when the streams merge into the rivers, when the white clouds cast into the heart of the waves, when the fragrance of flowers soaks into the night, when the moonlight fills the sky Pond, when care touches our hearts gently, we will understand that life is about gratitude.

2. Thank you to the sun for giving us warmth, so that the cold is no longer severe; thank you to the rain and dew for giving us sweetness, making the flowers more colorful; thank you for the friendship that accompanies you and me, making life always smile. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

3. I have always heard that foreigners like to celebrate a holiday called Thanksgiving. Today is Thanksgiving again. I am here to join in the fun. After thinking about it, you are the only person who deserves gratitude. Thank you my good friend.

4. Today is Thanksgiving, repay kindness to those who are kind, and extend kindness to those who are not. Thank those who deserve thanks, and those who should not thank me. Those who owe me money should pay back, and those who do not owe me money should pay back. Lend me money, if you have money, give me some money, if you don’t have money, reply to my text message! happy holidays!

5. Can I treat you to turkey on Thanksgiving Day? But you have to pay. If you don’t reply on WeChat within 5 seconds, I will treat it as your agreement. Hey, happy Thanksgiving!

6. If you dare to bring down the emperor, thank God, thank you all, and win every victory. Open your phone quickly, Lele is in your heart. Today is Thanksgiving, you must be happy, and you must make the people you love happy!

7. Make friends with thoughtful people and you will become sentimental. Be friends with compassionate people and you will become righteous. Being friends with you makes me feel the warmth of affection and justice. Happy Thanksgiving!

8. Friends are the jungle of life, a resting station for the soul, a residence for collecting thoughts, and a bag for storing feelings. No matter how many winds and rains there are on the road of life, friends are like umbrellas, accompanying you all the way to a clear sky! May your sky be bluer and your life be the most beautiful! Happy holidays!

9. Birds thank the blue sky, it is the blue sky that helps the birds fly; flowers and grass thank the sunshine, it is the sunshine that makes them fragrant; ships thank the sails, it is the sails that allow them to sail. And I should thank you, Mom and Dad, for letting me grow up healthily!

10. Only by cherishing can we have possessions, and by being grateful can we last forever.

11. You are the one who chases me, and you are the one who unloads me. It’s so sweet when I hit you! It’s you I’m grateful for, you’re the one I’m grateful for, my little love is only for you in the big city! Happy Thanksgiving and happiness every day!

12. A turkey is dancing, bending its waist and twisting its butt. The posture is very graceful, but you turn a blind eye. He vowed to steal the turkey alive, roast it in the stove and pour it with milk. Eating turkey in winter is a great nutritional supplement, thank God and thank the Lord. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

13. The happiness of the sky is wearing blue, the happiness of the forest is wearing green, the happiness of the sun is as bright as a diamond, and my greatest happiness is to be with you. Thank you for being by my side! Happy Thanksgiving!

14. Thanksgiving is here, and I would like to send my condolences to all the handsome guys and beauties who have gone through joys and sorrows, encouraged me, blessed me, called me, sent text messages, and worked hard. We said thank you.

15. Today is Thanksgiving. I want to say Happy Holidays to you. Thank you for your concern and care. If you are a cow or a horse in the next life, I will definitely pull grass for you to eat.

16. You helped me a lot last time, and I didn’t even have time to say: Thank you! ! ! On Thanksgiving Day, I would like to send you my gratitude and blessings: everything goes well and you are in good health! ! !

17. The weather is getting colder, so be careful about catching a cold. I don’t have many friends anymore! Lenin is gone, so is Reagan, Putin is too busy, bin Laden cannot be contacted, Lao Sa is killed by Bush, and you are the only one I have to worry about.

Take care of yourself and don’t catch a cold! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

18. You have worked hard to care for thousands of Chinese sons and daughters; every meter, every millet, every drop, never forget to nourish the people; motherland, you have given us a warm embrace; Thanksgiving is here, I wish you prosperity and strength forever!

19. The sky turns blue to thank the earth, the flowers become beautiful to thank the rain and dew, the child grows to thank the mother’s love, and the world becomes beautiful because of gratitude. Happy Thanksgiving, dear friend.

20. The sky is grateful for the flying clouds, and the earth is grateful for the green grass! I am grateful for the company of my dear friends, and I am grateful for the warm blessings from friends who come to receive replies! On this occasion of Thanksgiving, thank you my friend, life will be better with you by your side!

21. Your life and body come from your parents, your joys, sorrows and joys come from society and nature, your life comes from the people who care and help you, and so do I! Let’s bless them together on Thanksgiving Day!

22. Gratitude is tolerance, more open-mindedness and fewer worries; Gratitude is warmth, happiness, warmth and laughter; Gratitude is joy, and you will always live happily until you grow old. Happy Thanksgiving to you, my friend!

23. It’s cold. What should I do to keep out the cold? After much deliberation, I decided to turn you into a domestic chicken, with a warm nest and warm feathers, and the ability to lay eggs to sell for money. The most important thing is that Thanksgiving is here and I can eat turkey!

24. Always be grateful in my heart, thank heaven and earth for giving me spiritual energy, thank the rain and dew for giving me life, thank the mountains and rivers for strengthening me with vitality, thank my friends for giving me warmth. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

25. Create life with a happy heart, win the future with an enterprising heart, judge right and wrong with a fair heart, integrate into society with a tolerant heart, water hope with a sincere heart, and feel with a grateful heart world. Happy Thanksgiving!

26. Mom and Dad, I’m so sorry that you always have to worry about me when I grow up. I will take good care of myself in the future, and you should take care of yourself too! Happy Thanksgiving to both of you!

27. Every sunny day makes me feel grateful! On this Thanksgiving Day, I sincerely thank you for allowing me to fight against the scorching heat, cold, wind, rain, thunder and lightning with my strong will and senseless spirit without feeling tired and lonely!

28. There is a kind of care that comes uninvited; there is a kind of tacit understanding that is irreplaceable; there is a kind of longing for you; there is a kind of loneliness called waiting; there is a kind of silence that is not forgetting; there is a kind of mood that wishes you gratitude. Happy Holidays!

29. May your career prosper and your life be as prosperous as a turkey. But when you are happiest, don’t forget me! Treat me to turkey and a bar!

30. Thanksgiving is coming soon. Repay kindness to those who are kind, and extend kindness to those who are not. Thank you for those who deserve thanks, and those who don’t deserve thanks. Those who owe me money should pay back, and those who owe me no money should pay back. Those who have money lend me money, those who have money give me some money, and those who have no money reply to my text messages! happy holidays!

31. In life, there is too much pressure, relax yourself; learn to be grateful and forgive yourself; tie a knot of grass and reciprocate love; be more understanding and less resentful; on Thanksgiving Day, I wish you to be grateful and happy. , freehand life.

32. I would like to say thank you to the friends who have helped me and the friends I love. Thank you for coming into my life and making my life rich and beautiful. I would like to spend my lifetime , brings you infinite happiness, and I wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

33. Happy Thanksgiving, best wishes to you, my friend, may you be safe every year, may you be successful all the time, may you be happy every second. Happy Thanksgiving!

34. The geese pass by without leaving a trace, and the leaves fall silently. Beauty is something concrete and real, guarding you everywhere. I am grateful for the charm of this world, grateful for your existence, and grateful for our acquaintance. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

35. What time leaves behind is memory, what footsteps leave behind is experience, what food leaves behind is saliva, and what texting leaves behind is evidence. It can be inferred based on the number of text messages you responded to when you went to the toilet in the past. , you are constipated, happy Thanksgiving.

36. Thanksgiving is here, and I would like to express my sincere wishes to all the handsome guys and beauties who have gone through joys and sorrows, encouraged me, blessed me, called me, sent text messages, and worked hard. Let’s say thank you

37. Can I treat you to turkey on Thanksgiving Day? But you have to pay. If you don’t reply within 5 seconds, I will treat it as your agreement.

38. Thank you for giving me delicious food; thank you for bringing me fragrance; thank you for letting me feel happiness; thank you for giving up yourself to save us. Thank you – crispy and tender turkey! Haha, happy Thanksgiving! Don't eat too much at Thanksgiving dinner, and be careful about your fat belly. Happy holidays!

39. Kill a live chicken and use it as a turkey. Marinate the whole chicken with salt, pepper, ginger powder, grass fruit powder, spice powder and cooking wine for a day, then apply salad oil and slowly roast it in the microwave until browned. It is really delicious when it is eaten out of the oven!

40. A sunny person is the kindest and most lovable person; a sincere person is the most trustworthy person; a grateful person is the most beautiful person; a person with great love is the most respectable person. Thank you, the closest person to perfection in my heart, and wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

41. Thanksgiving Day is here, and I would like to express my gratitude to all the handsome guys and beauties who have endured hardships and joys, encouraged me, blessed me, called me, sent text messages, and worked hard together. Let’s say thank you! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

42. In the vast sea of ????people, the most tender moment when you look back and smile, like the shy willows hanging by the river, makes my long-lasting heart bloom! Thank God for allowing me to meet you, and I send you Thanksgiving blessings with a grateful heart!

43. We meet by chance, and companionship is inevitable. We have gone through many years of ups and downs; thank you for your help, thank you for your blessings, and how much life has been wasted; I wish you peace, health, and happiness forever on Thanksgiving!

44. Thank you for every minute and second that you accompany me. Because of you, I no longer feel lonely. Thank you for being willing to listen to my complaints. Because of you, I can get rid of all my unhappiness. You cannot be missing from my life. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

45. It is not a gentleman to repay a favor. Do you still remember that I lent you ten yuan last time to help you tide over the difficulties. How can you thank me? Today is Thanksgiving!

46. As the saying goes, a drop of kindness should be repaid by a spring! Dear friends, November 26th is Thanksgiving, and it’s time to repay gratitude! I have treated you to drinks and meals, so hurry up and line up to repay your kindness! Make a reservation!

47. In the vast sea of ??people, the most tender moment when you look back and smile is like the shyness of the willows hanging by the river, which makes my long-lasting heart bloom! Thank God for allowing me to meet you, and I send you Thanksgiving blessings with a grateful heart!

48. There is a kind of help called sharing the same boat, there is a kind of giving called selfless and fearless, there is a kind of longing called unforgettable, there is a kind of feeling called grateful heart, there is a kind of thankfulness called spring of repayment. , there is a kind of tribute called text message blessing, wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.

49. Thanksgiving is a very special day, and it is a day to be proud of for you! Because, the world finally has a turkey that can read text messages on mobile phones! Happy holidays, man!

50. Today is Thanksgiving. I have prepared delicious turkey, sweet drinks, and... and my heart and ring. Thanksgiving, you Do you want to be with me forever?

51. Happy Turkey Day, may the scent of turkey bring you a good harvest all year long, and don’t forget to treat me to a big meal when you give out red envelopes at the end of the year! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

52. Hey, baby, Thanksgiving is here. To show your gratitude to me, hurry up and treat me to turkey. There are other delicious things. I want to eat eat eat eat turkey. Chicken...hehehehe...call me!

53. A grateful heart, grateful to fate. Friends, Thanksgiving is here. May you live with a grateful heart and enjoy the beauty and warmth that gratitude brings. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

54. Looking back on the past, I have you when I am lonely, I have you when I am lonely, I have you when I am depressed, and I have you when I am helpless. In the future, I will have you when I am happy, I will be with you when I celebrate, and I will be there when I am happy. You, I have you when I harvest, I love you with my heart.

55. I wish I was a migratory bird, flying with you on the way to migration; I wish I was an eagle, encouraging you on the way up; I wish I was a turkey, eaten by you on Thanksgiving! Haha, such a friend is so generous! Happy Thanksgiving!

56. I have helped you so much, and I don’t ask you to thank you. Since today is a good day, just give me a turkey!

57. Times are always improving, so don’t blindly worship me because you think I’m handsome, don’t be deliberately lonely because you think I’m cool, one day you will surpass me and become a true Zhu Bajie, happy Thanksgiving.

58. There are three words that I have been holding in my heart for a long time & I don’t have the courage to say them when we meet! Write a letter and say it, it’s too late! Let’s talk on the phone, it’s hard to talk! Tell someone to tell you, you are not sincere! So I decided to send a text message to say thank you! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

59. I want to express my gratitude to you, and I want to be grateful to you. Many years ago, you lent me a dime, and today, I used this text message to repay it. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

60. I will never forget your gentle faces, your happy smiles, your expectant eyes, your careful instructions, and you. That warm embrace. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

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