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Introduction of the characters in the biography of St. Brother

Jesus.Christ, who was on vacation, came to earth and lived with Buddha as his roommate.

Appearance: A young man with long hair, a beard and a circle of thorns on his forehead was very happy when he went to a convenience store and was told by a high school girl that he looked like Johnny Depp (so he bought that movie magazine by the way).

personality: a kind-hearted young man with good communication skills, but basically some natural to stay; Because of his wasteful nature, he often annoys the Buddha (the attribute distribution of being a man of talent is very clear, and the Buddha specializes in spitting ...)

Features: when he feels stressed, the scar on his forehead will bleed; Miracles can be caused when you are happy or when you are poked at a joke, such as turning stones or utensils into bread, turning water into wine, and treating patients. The joke is very low.

interests: like playing computer and surfing the internet; Like to be funny and have a funny idea book; I yearn for Akihabara very much.

Buddha

Buddha, Sakyamuni, who was on vacation, came down to earth and lived with Jesus as a roommate.

appearance: young man with small curly head, long earlobe, Asian face and white hair on his forehead.

Personality: Compared with Jesus' childish personality, he is a loyal, honest and gentle adult; Diligent housekeeping, excessive use of honorifics, will run away because of Jesus' wasteful nature;

Features: omnipotence in housework, vegetarianism, and all housework in cohabitation; When you are angry or say something with both virtue and virtue, you will emit Buddha's light on your head;

Interest: I like comics, because I saw Osamu Tezuka's work "Buddha" in a comic coffee shop one day, and the content described is very similar to the Buddha's experience, so I provoked * * * to buy a full set of works on impulse and became a fan; of Tezuka; Like silk printing, one-third of the T-shirts they usually wear are made by him. Ten disciples

People who play a particularly important role among Buddha disciples. When you reach the realm of nothingness, you can float in the air like Buddha. However, because of the state of nothing, it will become very silent or the speech will not end.

Their personalities are quite serious, and they have great reverence for Buddha. Buddha said, it seems that all people can stay, even ignoring the performance in the sky and becoming a snail-haired Buddha.

Ananda

The first disciple of the Buddha, a young man who served as an accountant in heaven. It is also the Buddha's four-grid comic book "Come to the big end!" ! Ananda! ! The protagonist of ".

The personality is simple, cheerful and quite disciplined, and he will completely ignore Jesus' jokes. Because of too much respect for Buddha, he is also a little troubled. Because he was the last disciple to realize the Tao, he had an enthusiastic personality to give priority to other people's affairs, so he took on too many jobs in the Ministry of Heaven, which made him overworked and left.

With a handsome face that can capture a woman's heart as long as her eyes meet, most female disciples are attracted by him. But most women will be surprised when they know his excessive dedication to the Buddha. I also think that I will attract women's faces as a curse, so I will have the idea of "unwelcome face = blessed face" in his mind.

There is psychological trauma to the Buddha's nirvana, so when the Buddha sleeps on his side, he will have a fierce performance.

I have a very good relationship with Yue Se, a disciple of Jesus.

Luo Luo

the son of Buddha. The name means "obstacle". When you live in an elder's house, you will have the habit of sleeping in the toilet because you think about your master. So let Jesus think that it means "I love toilets" until he learns the meaning of his name from the Buddha.

I am quite modest, and I will be too servile everywhere. Because I stayed in my mother's body for six years before I was born, I think that "the protagonist always comes last" and I am narcissistic, so I think I have to be humble. Besides, I like dark and small places, so I like sleeping in the toilet, and I don't pay attention to the appearance of the toilet. In addition, when someone wants to use the toilet at will, they will be very concerned and persuaded.

when I visited the world, I felt desperate because the toilet in the coffee shop was too comfortable, so I thought I had lost my place, but I didn't recover until I saw the toilet in Jesus' and Buddha's house.

Mulian

asked the Buddha to support his mother's youth. It can be said that it is related to the current Mid-Autumn Festival (Bonin Festival).

In this work, his mother who had fallen to the Hungry Ghost Road was rescued, so people around him kept dancing in order to stop him from being excited, which became the origin of the dance. Therefore, letting the Buddha imitate his dance in the orchid basin, but the weird dance is scary.

Being born with God's cooperation, you can hear the Buddha's words from a distance, but on the contrary, people around you regard him as a freak.

Todoroki

Young people with slender eyes. Called "stubborn man" by Jesus. Visit the place where the Buddha lives in the New Year with Ananda and Luoluo. Hindu gods who were added to Buddhism as the patron saint of Buddhism.

Brahma (ぼんてんん)

As a member of the Buddhist Ministry of Heaven, he was the responsible editor of Buddha's cartoons, and also the promoter of Buddha's era of preaching Buddhism.

as the principle of the universe, it exists as a human being. When Buddha is enlightened, persuade him to preach to people. When I am on earth, I will take a goose named Hansha.

is a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who seems to have a strict personality and is also very strong in doing things. From the aspects of letting Buddha make his debut as a cartoonist and trying to make Ananda and John form a group, he has an out-and-out producer temperament, but at the same time he has a taste that is not flattering. I often wear a suit in the world. He is also the one who asked Buddha to serialize cartoons in the free intelligence journal "R2" in the sky. Others are full of the characteristics of many producers in terms of communication skills and eloquence.

At the beginning, everyone directly called the Buddha's real name "Siddhartha", but when he wanted to train the Buddha to be a cartoonist, he was called "Teacher Siddhartha". Will frequently go in and out of the Buddha's place, and Mrs. Song Tian are friends who play Mario Kart together.

Indra Day (たぃしゃくてん)

A young thor with slender eyes and face. Like Brahma, there are some producer temperament and many producer characteristics and eccentric tastes. Trying to form a group between Ananda and Yue Se.

Tibetan Bodhisattva (じぞぅぼさつつ)

The Tibetan Bodhisattva, which is located near the Lichuan racing wheel field, met Ananda because she was chased by women and ran to the racing wheel field.

ァナンダがゝんだ, なァバィスをしを.

Cai Tian (べんざぃてんん)

The goddess in charge of music has gathered many famous musicians in heaven to form a band. Take care of baze. He has a rock-and-roll personality that can play the pipa naked, and his style is also very strong.

Because all the musicians she recruited in the world were geniuses who died young, the Buddha doubted whether she deliberately took their lives.

Because he often carries a big snake, Jesus is too afraid of her to talk.

after that, I'll be in charge of "Get to the bottom of it!"! ! Ananda! ! The cover decoration work of the singles, and I will visit Song Tian House because I get along well with the landlord Song Tian. Later, at the festival, because the Buddha made a mistake in saying what he meant, he brought the Seven Fortune Gods to visit him. Eleven-faced Guanyin (じゅぅぃちめんかんのんん)

Besides the real head, there are eleven-faced bodhisattvas who will use these eleven faces as comments for the Buddha to watch movies or.

As for his faces, there are faces that like "the story of kingly way", "the face that pays attention to atmosphere", "the face that pays attention to the elements of love", and "the face that says everything is" imitating the evangelical soldiers of the new century "(Buddha said).

In addition, he is also a blogger "A Mi" respected by Jesus. Jesus who knew this personally met him for his sake.

Pharmacist Buddha

A super popular pharmacist in heaven often holds Nivea's hand cream in a medicine pot in his left hand. Give the medicine pot and the supplementary bag to the Buddha who wants to buy a family medicine box.

Ya?odharā

Buddha's wife. Although he is a monk, he still sends chocolates to the Buddha on Valentine's Day every year. I like Buddha's plump appearance, but he resisted desperately, so I had to give him chocolate through heaven and man.

However, when she was in white day, the Buddha gave her Tiramisu and a record of her success in losing weight.

king suddhodana

father of Buddha. The name means "white rice". Born in a place rich in rice, I will send rice to Buddha, but I will always ask him to come back to heaven as soon as possible.

Mrs. Moyev

Mother of Buddha. I dreamed that a white elephant with six ivory entered the body and became pregnant (by the way, she gave birth to Buddha from her armpit). I bought a palace and asked the Buddha to come back quickly.

namtuo bharata

a woman who gave milk porridge to a Buddha who was freed from asceticism. Because the Buddha was so hungry that he ate the milk porridge immediately after fasting, she mistook it for his favorite food, so he would send it to the Buddha every Mid-Autumn Festival.

But in fact, the Buddha didn't like the taste of milk porridge, but it has lasted until now because he was too embarrassed to refuse her kindness.

the eye supports the neighboring tuo

the serpent that protects the Buddha from the rain. Because it is too huge, the Buddha is afraid that people in the health center will see it and call the riot squad. In fact, when it rains, he will guard the T-shirt made of silk printed by Buddha, which makes him quite moved. And it will evolve when conditions like typhoons can't protect the Buddha from the rain.

step

The white horse that Buddha rode when he became a monk became a god horse because he helped the Buddha.

When the Buddha bought a bicycle, it appeared in front of the Buddha with a cage and a seven-speed shift. Later, when the Buddha wants to name the car, he will also make a horseshoe sound to remind the Buddha of his existence, which seems to be hostile to the bicycle. In addition, when you go to the seaside, you will appear as a dolphin.

Moro (the Devil of the Sixth Day)

When the Buddha entered meditation under the Bodhi tree for enlightenment, he appeared as a demon to interfere with his meditation. In this work, it is a man with naga as the prototype and a snake body in his lower body.

Because the Buddha can't have any reaction by all means, he can only be hindered in a funny way in the end (thus making the Buddha's joke very high). Now in addition to the Buddha (? ) I don't have any friends, so I hope the Buddha can notice him, but his text messages are regarded as spam by the Buddha. When I bought the Wii, I was very proud and showed it to the Buddha. In addition, when I learned that the Buddha began to draw cartoons, I also drew cartoons and showed them to him. However, because it is easy for people to see the purpose behind him, it in turn makes Buddha and Jesus worry about him.

In addition, the Buddha calls anything that is easy to tempt others now "magic".

devadatta

Ananda's brother. A figure who is famous for betraying the Buddha only appears in the memory of the Buddha. He looks and sounds like his younger brother. When he disguised himself as Ananda, even the Buddha didn't seem to recognize him.

There was a record that the giant elephant was instigated to attack the Buddha and attacked him with fingernails coated with venom, and was finally driven away by members of the cult. Because his behavior is extremely disappointing, the degree of disappointment is above the "Judas level", so there is a "devadatta level".

kong hai (くぅかぃ)

master of dharma. As Buddha and Jesus retired from "ショムジョ", they followed Nirvana.

Yang Dig Moro

One of the disciples of Buddha. Because I heard the lie that "you can realize the Tao by collecting one hundred fingers", I attacked and cut off the fingers of ninety-nine people as necklaces. When trying to cut off the Buddha's finger, the Buddha scolded him a little and immediately became a disciple. According to the Buddha, he is a handsome man who bears the protagonist temperament of the dark past in the space warrior series games.

Alologalan

The Buddha's first teacher left a few days after he became a monk, and the cult he founded still exists even after two thousand years. All disciples will be invited to attend the annual meeting. However, he was a little narrow-minded, and said a lot of cynicism to the Buddha who came to attend.

Besides, it seems that his reincarnation is not over yet, and now he is reincarnated as a firefly.

Viscera

A disciple of Alologalan and one of the disciples of Buddha. In practice, I got this name because I was pecked by a vulture and eviscerated.

Besides, his reincarnation is not over yet, and now he is reincarnated as a kangaroo. After being reincarnated as a kangaroo, it is now reincarnated as a white pelican.