Funny and touching confession

1, God sent an angel to find the most beloved couple in the world. The angel spent a day in the world and returned empty-handed. God asked her why she didn't find it, and the angel said that they were very busy. One is to send a message, and the other is to watch! 2. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still want to see you. Dear, after scanning you, my love "program" will be "started", and others say we hit it off. It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"! 4. If you and I were a constellation in previous lives, there is no regret waiting for a thousand years; If you and I are two mortals in this life, then the fate of a hundred years has already been arranged! Honey, do you know that I miss you? 5. It is my pursuit to love you for ten thousand years; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me! 6. Being moved is a tear. The love story is the most perfect. I will never forget it, and I have no regrets. The autumn wind blows with the moon's ears. That's my wish to accompany you. I wish autumn wind a proud shore, sweet love and happy life forever. 7. When love comes, it is of course happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we should learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple. 8. In the beautiful years, I would like to be a happy pinion and a healthy screw. As long as I can make some contribution to your happiness, it is my greatest happiness. It doesn't matter how small you become, just because I love you and want you to be happy all your life! 9. God once told me that when the goldfish closes its eyes and tears, we will part. For this reason, I have been begging for it all my life, and I will never close my eyes and shed tears when I die, so as to bless our lifelong love. 10, these days, you have to pay first if you don't work. You are as busy as a monkey, making unremitting efforts to get upstream. Talking about love and yearning for freedom depends on your inner pursuit. All talk and no practice is first-class. 1 1, you may be sand, but fate dictates that I am not the wind that can blow you away! Thank you very much for appearing in my life. You will be my only attachment in this life! 12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are a lifelong visitor and forever master, accompanying me to spoil me; For living. 13. Time has witnessed the dribs and drabs of love, the space is full of acacia efforts, and the heartbeat has changed. Since the day I met you, the story of loving you has been full of this message. May happiness belong to you and me. 14. When I came, I woke you up with sunshine. When I leave, please accompany me in the moonlight outside your window. I warm you with happiness and blessings. Remember to take them. Please believe: my love for you has always been there, never leaving, and I will always love you! 15, crying doesn't mean I give in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy! 16, let peace take the subway to spring, let happiness be with you, let health and auspiciousness be indispensable, let warmth and happiness last forever, and let the love and blessing of the Lord accompany you all your life. 17, the saddest distance in the world is that two people are far apart and don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before. 18. How many times have you appeared in my dream? How many times have I called you from my heart alone? I just want to hold your hand and walk the road of life. How great love is! Get married! 19, I need you, just like a cotton-padded jacket in winter, ice cream in summer, light bulbs in the dark, and bread in hunger-I can't live without you! 20. You are in your eyes and mind, and the air smells of cement. Closing your eyes is your smile, but when you open your eyes, I see you. I hope I can forget myself and make my life full of you! Girl, remember that no one in this world is worth your tears, because … the only one who is, won't make you cry. 22. Does our love really have no ending? I feel horrible. Why are you so kind to me? I really want to marry you, can I? 23. First love, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. You don't mind, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad. 24. I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way! 25. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently! 26. After a year of your information, a broken heart can't be repaired in time, and my feelings for you haven't drifted away with the wind, but my firm belief is waiting for you to bloom and meet you happily. 27, work is sometimes very busy, just enrich it; Life is sometimes hard, just be happy; Time is sometimes very hasty, just cherish it; Love is sometimes hard to find, just follow the fate; You and I don't see each other very often sometimes, so I miss you very much. 28. When you see this message, my heart is praying for you, praying that you are happier today than yesterday; Pray that the angel will be by your side at this moment; Pray that your future will always be carefree. Happy Easter to you! 29. God let me have a baby, God let me live, God let me run, God let me meet you, I met, God let me love you, I am ready! 30. The rhyme of spring lies in the fragrance of birds and flowers; The rhythm of summer lies in its lush branches and leaves; The charm of autumn lies in the golden breeze, the sky is high and the clouds are light; The charm of winter lies in the fact that frost and snow in Mei Ao are not afraid of cold; The charm of love lies in your company in this life. 3 1, your figure appears in front of my eyes more and more frequently. Gradually, it means breathing nonstop for a second, which makes me eat badly and sleep badly. 32. Send you a couplet-the first couplet: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and suffer all the sins for you; Bottom line: die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you; Horizontal batch: crazy about love! I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person. 34. If falling in love with you is fate, then I choose to firmly grasp it; If falling in love with you is a program, then I choose to execute it happily; If being with you is happiness, then I choose to be happy forever. What about you, dear? When I am a kite, you either let me go or take it home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart. 36. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time! 37. Every message sent to you is rooted in my heart, and every blessing sent to you embodies my heart and blood; Thinking of you with every breath; Love you all my life! 38. Actually, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me? I won't make you sad or cry again! 39. The same person can't give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times you hurt him, it is far less painful than the first injury. 40. Meimei I love you like a mouse loves rice. When I am hungry, you are my bread. When I am hungry, you are my fruit knife. You are my heart. You are my liver. You are three quarters of my life! 4 1, I long for love, one person's smile is printed in the eye, and a tear is appreciated by two people. If the fate of this life is fixed, I would like to exchange a sincerity for a sincerity. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. 43. Go in the farthest direction, even if the road ahead is confused; Hope for the best, even if there is no water; Stick to the strongest will, even if the sword is shining; Prepare for the worst, even if you start all over again. 44, miss you, refreshing; Miss you like rain, floating; Miss you like a cloud; Miss you like a star, bright; Miss you like a flower, fragrant; Treat you as a dream, comfortable; If that's what you want, you have nothing to say! 45. I am brewing emotions, writing a story, paving the way first, and then arranging paragraphs. My writing style is beautiful, and I don't forget to create a touching atmosphere. Everything is actually to make the last sentence impeccable: I love you! 46. "In the vast sea of people, I have you and we have come together. Sweet honey is good luck and our heart. Baby, let's keep happy and keep happy! " 47. I don't know how you felt when you heard the text message just now, but I feel very nervous. I wonder if you would like to accept my invitation to have dinner with me? 48. I often miss you in my heart and think about where you are every day. I don't have the heart to bother you. I just missed you so much today. I am sending you a message to tell you that I miss you very much here. 49. The legendary miracle of resurrection is a miracle of more than two thousand years, but you are my miracle. The day you showed up was my Easter. Happy Easter! I tell you that I love you very much. I can't be with you every day. I will leave you with me. No matter how much I love you to death, I will never love you half-heartedly 1 for life! Funny and touching words 2 1, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business. 2. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay? No one in this world is qualified to like you except me! I want to have a home that belongs to both of us. If I don't marry after many years, if you do, tell your daughter to go home. Be careful! Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly. 7. If there is one this time, we will take it. 8, I have a crush on you, follow me! 9. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me. 10, none of you can bully her, only I can! 1 1, when are you free to marry me? 12. If it was a movie, I should kiss you now. 13, who will take you away from me unless you step on me! 14, I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human. 15, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite. 16, I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you! 17, can you die if you like first? Stop it. Listen. 18, tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you! 19 I just have a crush on you. Come with me! You have no idea how much I like you. 2 1, the best things in the world should belong to me, including you! If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you! 23. When I miss you, I must find you. 24. Don't talk if you agree. 25. Shall we try it together? 26. If loving you is a mistake, I am willing to make a mistake. 27. Don't bully him! I am the only one in the world! 28. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do? 29. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me! 30. If you dare to refuse me, I will ask you to come to me in ten months (which can be a season). 3 1, I hope you will be buried in my ancestral grave after your death. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears. 33. I am ready to be the one who loves you the most, the one you love the most. 34, if you have seed, you will live with Lao Tzu for a lifetime! 35. You're fine. I will take care of everything. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly! The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I'll sweep the world for you. 38. I'll accompany you for the interview and record for you. Stay with me. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together. 40. You clean the house for me and I clean the world for you! 4 1, I want to give you happiness with my own hands, I don't trust others. 42. You will be my boyfriend in the future. Let me take care of you in the future. 43. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others. I'll pick you up when I open a cafe.