Funny text messages adapted from ancient poems?

Adapted ancient poem

What will happen when we say goodbye? I will know the Pegasus Meteor Fist.

It is noon on the day of hoeing, and I have worked so hard to love you. The sweat drips from the weeds in the soil, but I am brave and unstoppable for love. Who would have thought that the food on the plate will not taste good and hard to swallow. Every grain of it is hard, but there are I am blessed to love you. Love me, don't hesitate, hurry up!

Old friends bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, sending blessings to friends. Fireworks descended from Yangzhou in March. After the two places missed each other, the shadow of the solitary sail disappeared in the blue sky. I saw no relatives here, only the skyline of the Yangtze River. Flow, keep safe and keep complaining. Farewell to you, I wish you a safe journey!

On the wall of the red building, a woman is resting. She undresses her clothes and gets on the bed alone. When I looked closely, I saw two thieves. The flowers were falling and the water was flowing. A woman and two thieves, unable to find a solution, climbed up the wall and met a wolf dog.

A branch of red apricot came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

If life is just like meeting you for the first time, I will go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing, and I won’t be afraid of the floating clouds covering my eyes. I just want to see you again. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, and connect to the phone line on the ground.

Three thousand miles away from my motherland, I miss you far away; I have been in the palace for twenty years, and I fall in love across time and space. With the sound of He Manzi, my heart calls you; my tears fall in front of you, and I return my home. My dear lover, I miss you very much. I see you in my dreams. I hope everything goes well and hope to reunite soon!

The bright moonlight in front of my bed feels like frost, just because the person I love is not in front of me. I want to drown my sorrows, but I am afraid of the nectar and jade liquid. I will be even more confused after being drunk. I ask you, my dear, when will you come back to me?

Since ancient times, no one has ever died. It is better to hang oneself on the southeastern branch.

The bright moon rises above the Tianshan Mountains, and Chang'e dances gracefully. In the vast sea of ??clouds, swan geese pass the book. After tens of thousands of miles of wind, I send my heartfelt blessings. I blow through the Yumen Pass and hold your hand. May my dear you have good luck and sweet dreams come true; may we hold hands and be romantic and have a happy life.

I thought it was a prince meeting a princess, but it was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog.

The same is true for fashionable people in the world. From ancient times, everything flows eastward. When will Brother Sharp go and come back? Only when he has a drink with Brother Chun will he realize how shallow he is. An Neng's grandstanding to flatter Sister Feng made me unhappy.