Funny birthday invitation SMS

1, oh, my god! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 2. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 3, if you are the one, it is really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. Finally, I resolutely left, just for you, grab the red line and hold me. Best wishes for a happy birthday! I remember my girlfriend asked me to play a game with her on Valentine's Day night two years ago. Whoever cares about each other first loses. I agreed excitedly. It's been two years now. Did I get dumped? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 5, military training 2 sad reminder: O-leg, hunchback; Military training 2 helpless: squinting, stuttering; Military training 2 embarrassment: pulling your crotch and dizzy the sun; Military training 2 hope: face north and liberate early; Military training 2 blessing: healthier and stronger! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 6. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 7. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 8. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and men's words are a bit hanging. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 9. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ...-If you die, you will die completely! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 10, money is the crystallization of wisdom and sweat, and it is the reward of labor and pay. Making money is a contribution, so is spending money. I wish you that it is not difficult to make money, spend money wisely, and "money" is boundless! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 12, the university is graduating soon, and the school recruits a lot. A gentleman has never won an award at school, but his application is always rejected. In desperation, he wrote in the column of personal rewards: During his school days, he won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award many times. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 13, Butterfly and Piggy went to court to sue for divorce shortly after they got married. The judge asked, "Why?" The butterfly said, "I don't like living with lazy pigs." The pig said, "I don't like living with butterflies who are philandering all day!" " "Happy birthday to you! 14, now I know why there are so many lovelorn people in summer, because it is too hot for two people to sleep, and what can keep them together is life and death. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 15, when is the spring flower and autumn moon? I know how hard it is to make money. I visited the supermarket again last night, and my interest in spending money should still be there. It's just that Zhu Yan has changed. The geometry of saving money? It's just moonlight. May you spend reasonably and accumulate gold cups. Best wishes for a happy birthday!