Things that make fun of a good friend

1. I am not a wild horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

2. I really miss the time when I was thin. At that time, I only weighed six pounds.

3. Don’t ask me if I’ve lost weight. Don’t you have no savings even if you go to work every day?

4. It’s 7 degrees outside and 37 degrees in my arms. You have no choice.

5. If the sweet love is not my turn, the original flavor will also work.

6. You don’t care whether I am fat or not, but I am not your partner.

7. For a beautiful young lady like me, how can I hold down my beauty without any weight?

8. I don’t know what to eat. How about suffering the pain of love?

9. When comforting others, you use one set of ropes, but to comfort yourself, you only want to use one set of ropes.

10. Everyone has the love of beauty. You don't love me, you are not human.