I searched for you thousands of times in my dream, but suddenly I looked back

1: The north wind has started to blow again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with disdain: I What's the use of such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

2: Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, look at the moon when I miss my mother, and look into the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don’t know what I should look at when I miss you. Now I finally know, I just need to look at the pig pen.

3: Press if you want to see! Press again! Are you really pressing? Idiot! Still pressing! No pig is as stupid as you! Silly Hee hee! Stupid pig!

4: The wolf is coming, and the pig's nest is in panic. The pig mother arranges the work: Big Pig, go and block the door! Second Pig, go and block the window! When you see the little pig, , the pig mother got angry and shouted: Piggy Bajie, don’t play with the phone, you are beautiful, go and seduce the wolf!

5: You traveled to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, and encountered a group of wild boars on the way. You took out the food, The money boars are unmoved. You take out your only ID card. The pigs kneel down and cry bitterly: Boss! We have found you!? April Fools' Day SMS

6 : In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with gusto, and you always sleep soundly... I really envy you. Oh, sometimes I think about it, it's quite cool to be a pig like you. OK!

7: I can’t eat in the morning because I miss you. I can’t eat at noon because I miss you even more. I can’t eat in the evening because I miss you crazily. I can’t sleep at night. Because... I'm hungry?

8: Let me ask you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's butt. Name a song... I can't guess it, I'm crying. Your face

9: Do you know? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but I was too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can loudly say, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me." ”

10. In the past, I only knew that the little pig couldn’t speak, so he only knew how to hum. But then I met you, and I realized that you were better at humming than the little pig. As for you, you also snort! Humorous text messages for April Fools' Day

11. That day I called you a pig, and you said "I am a pig," and from then on I called you a pig. Later, you couldn't stand it anymore. It’s weird for people to yell at me in front of me, “I’m not a pig!”

12. If you receive this message, you are a chubby pink pig. If you delete this message, you are a small African black pig. If you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you do not reply, you will be a Ukrainian large white pig. If you save it, He's a perverted American pig, hehe, let's see what you do

13. Sunrise + sunset = morning and evening moon + stars = infinite longing for wind and flowers + snowy moon = tenderness and sweetness shooting stars + heartfelt words = blessings Thousands of you + charcoal fire = fragrant suckling pig

14. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. But this is what the pig is thinking about, and it is said that the pigs in the world are talking about it

15. Tea should be drunk until the aroma is strong; the road should be difficult until the bitterness is over and the joy comes: people need feelings. Deep ones, you can love again until the next life; pig trotters, you want fresh ones, eh? This one is great for holding a cell phone! April Fool’s Day joke messages

16. Weird things, really weird things! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up public opinion proverbs and found out that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

17. It was late at night, and the little pig was crying sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you! (SMS.)

18. They say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.

19. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been eternally correct: A=B, B=C, so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig.

20. I haven’t heard from you for several days. I have been thinking about you these past two days. I have searched all over the pond you love to go to; the hut where you eat; the lawn where you sleep; still no trace of you, my heart It's almost broken. How about throwing away such a big pig?

21. I don’t want to be your parallel line, and I can only watch you from a distance in my life; I don’t want to be your intersecting line, and go farther and farther after a moment of tenderness; I only want to be with you * is a straight line, you go in front of me and I drive you into the pigsty!

22. The intermittent rain arouses my endless thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to the grassland, but I have agreed in advance: the pigs are only allowed to eat grass. , no arching to the ground!

23. I have countless friends in the past, but after thinking about it, you are still the coolest. I have searched for you thousands of times in my dreams, but suddenly looking back, you are still in my pig shed, eating grass, leaning against the tree, and your tail is wagging. Can't stop it, it turns out you are chewing on my tree, damn it!