How to write the agreement

Draw up a contract for you, get him drunk and sign it. Extra points, so detailed.

Man: (Party A)

Female: Mei Mei (Party B)

Whereas:

1. Party A is a fully developed person with full capacity for civil conduct, has the will and ability to have an extramarital affair, and intends to fall in love freely through illegal means;

2. Party B is an excellent girl with full civil capacity, with good qualifications, and is willing and able to accept Party A's request for love;

3. Party A and Party B have reached an agreement on the above related matters.

In order to clarify the rights and obligations of Party A and Party B, Party A and Party B, through equal and friendly negotiation, have entered into this Contract in accordance with the General Principles of Civil Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), Contract Law of People's Republic of China (PRC) and Love Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), and shall abide by it jointly.

Chapter 1 Appointment Form

The frequency of the first treaty meeting shall not exceed twice a week, and the cumulative time shall not exceed eight hours a week. Whether you like it more or not depends on you.

Article 2 The appointment shall end at no more than 22 o'clock from Sunday to Thursday, and may be extended for half an hour on Friday and Saturday.

The end time refers to the time when Party B enters the first security door.

If the appointment is terminated after sunset, Party A must personally send Party B home, and shall not entrust an agent.

Article 3 In view of the higher income of Party A, the blind date fee should be higher.

Party A invites Party B to go out and ask for BMW or Mercedes-Benz.

When eating out, try to choose a restaurant with higher price, and the per capita consumption per meal shall not be less than 1000 RMB.

Chapter II Dating Contents

Article 4 Party B shall not force Party A to take him shopping, and Party A shall not force Party B to take him to watch football. Except for voluntary participation by both parties.

Article 5 In the absence of good suggestions on the dating content, Party A shall not lose his temper because of excessive work pressure, but should patiently come up with new ideas and show half the passion when he was in love in high school and college.

Article 6 Party B shall be considerate of Party A's aging and decline, and shall not make excessive demands to avoid personal injury to Party A. ..

Chapter III The Cost of Love

Article 7 Since Party B is still at school and has no income, all expenses for love shall be paid by Party A.. ..

Love expenses refer to the expenses when both parties spend together, as well as all expenses of Party B. ..

Article 8 If Party B requests Party A to buy clothes, shoes, cosmetics and other personal daily necessities, holiday gifts, etc. You should also buy a house and a car for Party B (whatever).

Chapter IV Confidentiality

Article 9 What happens in the whole process of love shall be kept strictly confidential by both parties, and shall not be disclosed to a third party without the consent of the other party.

Article 10 The secrets of both parties under this contract refer to all kinds of information owned or held by both parties, which is unknown to the outside world and kept confidential by both parties, regardless of whether such information is written, oral, graphic, electromagnetic or any other form.

Article 11 If one party violates the above confidentiality obligations, the other party has the right to demand the defaulting party to pay the corresponding amount as liquidated damages. If the actual loss caused by one party to the other party cannot be compensated by money, the breaching party shall compensate according to the requirements of the injured party until it is enough to compensate the actual loss.

Chapter V Liability for Breach of Contract

Article 12 If there is no force majeure, both parties shall not be late for the appointment, or they shall be fined two kisses. If it is not convenient to kiss in public, they can kiss on the cheek three times instead.

Force majeure under this contract refers to unforeseeable, inevitable and insurmountable objective conditions, including but not limited to fire, lightning, flood, earthquake and turmoil, riots, riots, strikes, traffic jams, constipation, clothing, etc.

Article 13 After the force majeure event is terminated or eliminated, the affected party shall continue to perform this contract and notify the other party as soon as possible. The affected party should be able to extend the time to perform its obligations, which should be equivalent to the time actually caused by the force majeure event.

Article 14 Both parties shall try their best not to bring negative emotions in work and study into love, and shall not take the other party as the object of venting, and shall compensate the other party for mental damage.

Chapter V Notification and Service

Article 15 Any notice or other communication sent by one party under this contract shall be written in Chinese in written form and sent to the other party by hand delivery, express delivery or short message. The delivery date of express mail is subject to the postmark. The limit of SMS is 6 hours. If you don't receive the text message within 6 hours due to force majeure, you can not reply.

Chapter VI Applicable Law and Dispute Resolution

1. The establishment, validity, interpretation, performance, signing, modification and termination of this contract and the settlement of disputes shall be governed by the laws of People's Republic of China (PRC).

2. Any dispute arising from this contract shall be settled by both parties through friendly negotiation. The negotiation shall begin immediately after one party sends a written request for negotiation to the other party.

3. During any dispute and/or arbitration, except for the terms directly related to the dispute, either party has the right to exercise its rights under this contract according to the terms of this contract, and shall perform all its obligations under this contract.

Chapter VII Other Provisions

1. This contract shall not be transferred in whole or in part (whether through legal operation, sale or merger of securities or assets or other means). Any attempt to transfer in violation of the provisions of this article is invalid.

2. The failure of either party to exercise any of its rights under this contract shall not constitute or be deemed as a waiver or loss of these rights or other rights.

3. If any clause or provision in this contract is considered illegal or unenforceable, the validity and enforceability of other clauses except these clauses and provisions will not be affected.

4. The annexes to this contract have the same legal effect as this contract. This contract and its annexes (including supplementary contracts) constitute a complete cooperation contract under this contract, and replace any oral communication, statement or contract made by both parties before or during the execution of this contract. Any amendment to this contract must be made in the form of a written supplementary contract, which shall come into effect after being sealed by both parties, otherwise this contract shall not be amended.

5. Both parties agree that this contract shall come into effect as of the date of signature and seal by both parties.

6. This contract is made in quadruplicate, two for each party, with the same legal effect.

7. This contract was signed on.

Sign.

Party A:

Party B: