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Received a text message from Wan Xiaoer

Satisfied, efficient and eccentric.

Use power for personal gain, hit the deer's heart and be trapped.

Cliffs, bleeding, degraded people.

Smile, fight like a god, lean on grass and attach wood.

Fidgety, unpredictable, Jude Biwa

High spirits, self-incrimination, heavy makeup

My shit, the dragon cooks the phoenix, and the hair covers the brain.

Long hair, thanks a thousand times, creeping.

Anger, blue face, fangs, camera behavior.

Seven ups and downs, seven losses and eight injuries, seven ups and downs.

Abandoning evil and doing good are indispensable, and people are not vegetation.

Hungry, tired, crowded

Strong sexual desire, free speech and deep-rooted.

Urgent, steady, like paint.

Going deep into the bone marrow, ten deaths and nine births, humiliating the country.

Broken into pieces, helpless, three tiles and two houses

Good sentences:

1, Shi Wengong is walking, the clouds are gathering slowly, the chill is low, the stars are foggy, the wind and rain are rustling, and one person in the void is blocking the way.

2, appearance language, although the north and south are different; There is no difference between sincerity and loyalty.

3. Laugh and wave the mord, fight the heroes of the world, anger and slaughter the knife, and behead the traitors of the world.

4. It's difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger.

This person plays the piano, is good at singing and dancing, is tenacious in wrestling with spears, guns and sticks, and is quite skilled in poetry and calligraphy.

6, in the classical fear of being king, die early; However, Song Jiang is willing to call on the masses to protect righteousness and take the village as the head. Don't talk about meeting in the mountains, I prefer to look at the corridor temple.

7. The two men were waiting to move forward when they suddenly heard a strange wind blowing in front of the temple, flying sand and stones, rolling down; A crumbling temple; Dark clouds are gathering under the hood, the material is high and low, the cold invades, and the hair stands on end.

8. Reading thousands of books makes you smart all your life.

9. If you want to climb a thousand miles, the clouds will lock Hengyang Road, and the fish book will not be unfounded. This time, you have to write a poem about sad autumn. It's really hard to remember when the western hills set, and it's really hard to be alone in the sky. Husband has tears, but he hasn't reached the sad place yet!

10, the mord opens a dangerous road, and the Zen master kills all the rough people.

1 1. From a distance, I saw banners covering the sky, swords like hemp, armored horses in front and soldiers behind; Big makin knife, on the way to Bailong Temple!

12, the place is four or five hundred miles, and there are 180 heroes.

13, used to be said to be famous in rivers and lakes, like the spread of drum tower bells; Today, I know the surnames in the stars, such as rosary.

14, it's winter weather, clouds are gathering, the north wind is rising, but it snows for a long time.

15, hidden in the chest, hidden in the abdomen.

16, appearance language, east, west, north and south, although different; There is no difference between sincerity and loyalty.

17, the man is Di Zi's grandson, the rich will collect it, and there are cults, even Orion fishermen and Tuer executioners, all of whom are called brothers and sisters, regardless of rank; And there are brothers and sisters, couples, uncles and uncles, and masters and servants, all of whom have the same feast and joy, regardless of relatives and friends.

18, had to stab the gun to make the stick, at most, a balloon that kicked well.

19, the man is Di Zi's grandson, the rich will collect it, and there are cults, even Orion fishermen and Tuer executioners, all of whom are called brothers and sisters, regardless of rank; And there are brothers and sisters, couples, uncles and uncles, and masters and servants, all of whom have the same feast and joy, regardless of relatives and friends.

20. It used to be said that it was famous in rivers and lakes, like the spread of drum tower bells; Today, I know the surnames in the stars, such as rosary.

2 1, Shen Zhi took a photo, walked to the tree, took off his straight leg, turned his right hand down and stood upside down; However, he pulled his left hand to the upper section, straightened up and uprooted the poplar tree.

22, in the classical fear of being king, die early; However, Song Jiang is willing to call on the masses to protect righteousness and take the village as the head. Don't talk about meeting in the mountains, I prefer to look at the corridor temple.

23. There is a gold medal in the hall and an affidavit at home.

24. Lonely geese flying alone in the moonlight; The live fish that escaped the net turned over and surfed and jumped by the water. No matter the distance, no matter the height. My heart is busy knocking down passers-by, and my feet are as fast as a cold horse.

25. Heaven and earth show the essence of evil spirits, the human environment and the beauty of Ling Jie.

26, meet thousands of miles, one inch of heart can be the same.

27. Lonely geese flying alone in the moonlight; The live fish that escaped the net turned over and surfed and jumped by the water. No matter the distance, no matter the height. My heart is busy knocking down passers-by, and my feet are as fast as a cold horse.

28. Eight parties share a common domain, each with a different surname.

Good paragraph:

1, Huang An was dragged to the shore by Liu Tang and landed. From a distance, Chao Gai and Gongsun Sheng rode horses, armed with knives, and led fifty or sixty men and thirty or twenty horses to meet the enemy. A group of people captured one or two hundred people alive, and all the captured ships were collected in Shannan Shuizhai. Leaders, big and small, go to the cottage together. Classical got off the horse and came to Juyitang to sit down. All the leaders went to uniform, sat down round and round, caught Huang An and tied him to the general post; I took gold and silver silks and satins and gave them to my minions. More than 600 good horses were picked up by random inspection, which is the credit of Lin Chong. Donggang is the credit of Du Qian and Song Wan; Westport is the credit of Ruan Sanxiong; Huang An was captured by Liu Tang.

2. Shen Zhi and Shi come into the country hotel. While eating wine, they asked the bartender to buy some meat, borrow some rice and make a fire to cook. They drank some wine and talked a lot about the road. After dinner, Shen Zhi asked Shi Jin, "Where are you going today?" Shi Jin said, "Now I have to go back to Shaohua Mountain and meet Zhu Wu and others. I will ignore it later." Wisdom said, "Brothers also." He opened the parcel, took some gold and silver and followed Shi in. The two tied the package, took the equipment and paid for the drinks. When they walked out of the shop, they left the village and town, but they didn't walk five or seven miles until they reached a fork in the road. Shen Zhi said, "Brothers need to break up and go to Tokyo, so don't send them. When we get to Iowa, we have to go this way, but we will meet again one day. If there is a convenient person, you can pass a message. " Shi Jin bid farewell to his wisdom, parted ways and went in.

It is said that Lu walked through several slopes and saw a big pine forest and a mountain road. After walking less than half a mile along the mountain road, I looked up and saw a ruined temple, ringing in the wind. When I looked at the mountain gate, there was an old red card with four gold words on it, all of which were faint and read "Crock Temple". You can't walk forty or fifty steps. You cross a stone bridge. When you look again, an ancient temple will be old. When you enter the mountain gate, look carefully. Although it is a gate, it will collapse.

The prefect hurriedly mounted his horse and went to the official pavilion outside the East Gate. Seeing the dust flying, the new official dismounted in front of the pavilion. The prefect meets the cabinet. The new official took out the replacement documents of Zhongshu Province and handed them to the magistrate. After reading it, the satrap and the new official immediately went to the state capital to send the brand seal and return the money and food to the state treasury. Now arrange the banquet and take care of the new official. The old garrison said that the water margin was a big thief and killed the loyalist. After that, the new official turned pale and thought, "Master Cai praised me for this activity, which turned out to be such a place and such a teacher! Without Qiang Bing in Athens, how can we catch these strongmen? What if these guys come to town to borrow food? " The old official satrap packed his clothes and luggage the next day and went back to Tokyo to listen to the crime.

5. When Lin Chong tried to give up again, Chao Gai, Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng refused. The three of them said in unison, "As the leader said, there are three pillars, and I dare not disobey my orders. The three of us took over, and if the leader wanted others, Chao Gai and others had to leave. " Three people can't hold the forest, so they have to sit in the fourth place. Chao Gai said, "Song and Du should be invited to the table today." When Du Qian and Wang Lun were killed, they thought to themselves, "If you are not good at martial arts, how can you get close? If you don't do personal feelings. " Liu Tang won fifth, Ruan Xiaoer sixth, Ruan Xiaowu seventh, Ruan Xiaoqi eighth, Du Qian ninth, Song Wan tenth and Zhu Gui eleventh.

6, pine and cypress buckle, cypress depressed. There is a golden book hanging on the door, and the door is covered with a decree. Virtual imperial altar, vaguely weeping willows and famous flowers; Next to the medicine smelting furnace, pines and cypresses are hidden. On the left wall, Tian Dingli joined Taiyi Zhenjun; Under the right circumstances, the Jade Girl and the Golden Boy will catch the Emperor Wei Zi. Wearing a sword, the northern Zhenwu stepped on turtles and snakes; Walking on the top of the crown, the Antarctic old man is full of dragons and tigers. Twenty-eight stars in the front row, followed by thirty-two emperors. Step by step, the water is flowing. The courtyard behind the wall is surrounded by mountains. Cranes have red tops and turtles have green hairs. At the top of the tree, there is an ape offering fruit, and there is a white deer in the sedge. On the Sanqing Hall, the Taoist priest in Jinzhong was defeated; In front of the Four Temples, there was a ritual fight with Jade Qing. Incense-offering platform, rosy clouds shining in Liuli Bi; Summon the Yao altar and shake the red agate in the shadow of the red sun. Come to Xiangyun outside the door early. I suspect that Shi Tian sent Lao Jun away.

7. The bell tower collapsed and the temple collapsed. The gate is covered with moss, and the pavilion is covered with moss. Buddha shot over the knee, muddy as snow mountain; Guanyin is riddled with holes, but it seems to keep the day of Xiangshan. The heavens are damaged, and birds in their arms build nests; When the emperor releases the tilt, the spider in his mouth will weave a web. Headless arhat, this dharma body is also bitter; Brokeback King Kong, how to use divine power. The rabbit hole is hidden in the incense kitchen, and the fox trail is printed on the Longhua stage.

8. Mr. Zhao and Mr. Lu Tihai took two sedan chairs, carried them up the mountain and sent the guests to report. Before arriving at the temple, there were already temples in Zhongdu and Jiansi coming out to meet them. They got off the sedan chair and sat down in the pavilion outside the mountain gate. Knowing this, the elders Zhizhen in the temple led the first seat and the waiter to meet them outside the mountain gate. Mr. Zhao and Mr. Lu Da went forward to salute, and Elder Zhen asked, "It is not easy for benefactors to travel far." Member Zhao replied: "There are some small things, come to the brake to meet." The mayor said, "Invite the abbot to tea." Mr. Zhao walked in front, and Lu Da followed. Look at that manjusri hall. This is really a great temple!

9. Let's talk about two card troops first. They bought blessings and cooked them. They waited in the temple until they got their cards, but they didn't come. Li Pai was so anxious that when he went home to look for it, he found the door locked and there was no way at both ends. I searched for a long time, but there was no one there. Looking at the night, Yue Temple became suspicious and went straight home. Li Pai and I looked for another dusk and saw it getting dark. When they saw him not coming home that night, they didn't see his mother. The next day, the two card troops went to his relatives' house again, but they couldn't find it. Afraid of getting into trouble, the two men had to report to the palace: "Teacher Wang left home and fled, and his son and mother did not know where to go." When Gao Taiwei saw the accusation, he was furious and said, "The thief is on the run with the army. Look where that guy is going! " He immediately put down the file, traveled all over the States, and arrested the deserter Wang Jin. It's easy for the two of them to confess.

10, according to legend, Lu came to Dayu, retired to the inner room, settled the luggage, leaned against the mord and hung up the Buddhist monk's knife. Those farmers are all here to pay homage, but they have all the keys to deliver the goods. The two monks bid farewell to the old abbot and returned to the temple. Let's talk about Shen Zhi going to the vegetable garden, looking around and seeing the vegetable garden. I saw these twenty or thirty local ruffians, holding some fruit boxes and wine gifts in their hands, all laughing and saying, "I heard that the monk is a new arrival of the abbot, and all our neighbors have come to celebrate." Shen Zhi didn't know what the plan was, so he went straight to the cesspit. The gangsters went forward together, one left foot and one right foot, hoping to gain wisdom. Only teaching: the tiger in front of the mountain is shocked; When the fist fell, the dragon in the sea lost his courage. Exactly: Fiona Fang is an idle garden, and now it is arranged in a small battlefield.

165438+ officials, large and small, went out to meet them. Immediately send someone to inform the abbot of the Shangqing Palace in Longhu Mountain to prepare for the imperial edict. The next day, the officials sent Qiu Zhi down the Tiger Mountain, only to find that there were many people in the Shangqing Palace, bells and drums ringing, lanterns and incense sticks, Gai Bao Gai and Class One, all coming down the mountain to meet him until they dismounted before the Shangqing Palace. When Qiu looked at the palace, he saw a good seat in the Qing palace!

12, according to legend, Lu came to Dayu, retired to the inner room, settled the luggage, leaned against the mord and hung up the Buddhist monk's knife. Those farmers are all here to pay homage, but they have all the keys to deliver the goods. The two monks bid farewell to the old abbot and returned to the temple. Let's talk about Shen Zhi going to the vegetable garden, looking around and seeing the vegetable garden. I saw these twenty or thirty local ruffians, holding some fruit boxes and wine gifts in their hands, all laughing and saying, "I heard that the monk is a new arrival of the abbot, and all our neighbors have come to celebrate." Shen Zhi didn't know what the plan was, so he went straight to the cesspit. The gangsters went forward together, one left foot and one right foot, hoping to gain wisdom. Only teaching: the tiger in front of the mountain is shocked; When the fist fell, the dragon in the sea lost his courage. Exactly: Fiona Fang is an idle garden, and now it is arranged in a small battlefield.

13, pine and cypress buckle, cypress is depressed. There is a golden book hanging on the door, and the door is covered with a decree. Virtual imperial altar, vaguely weeping willows and famous flowers; Next to the medicine smelting furnace, pines and cypresses are hidden. On the left wall, Tian Dingli joined Taiyi Zhenjun; Under the right circumstances, the Jade Girl and the Golden Boy will catch the Emperor Wei Zi. Wearing a sword, the northern Zhenwu stepped on turtles and snakes; Walking on the top of the crown, the Antarctic old man is full of dragons and tigers. Twenty-eight stars in the front row, followed by thirty-two emperors. Step by step, the water is flowing. The courtyard behind the wall is surrounded by mountains. Cranes have red tops and turtles have green hairs. At the top of the tree, there is an ape offering fruit, and there is a white deer in the sedge. On the Sanqing Hall, the Taoist priest in Jinzhong was defeated; In front of the Four Temples, there was a ritual fight with Jade Qing. Incense-offering platform, rosy clouds shining in Liuli Bi; Summon the Yao altar and shake the red agate in the shadow of the red sun. Come to Xiangyun outside the door early. I suspect that Shi Tian sent Lao Jun away.

14. Let's talk about twenty or thirty people who failed to gamble in the vegetable garden. They often steal vegetables in the garden to keep fit. Because they came to steal vegetables, they saw a new list of bitter priests on Yuyu's door, which read: "The monk Lu, who is in charge of the vegetable garden in Suoguo Temple, came to see the abbot. From tomorrow on, he will be in charge, and no one else will be allowed to disturb him." When the local ruffians saw it, they consulted with the thieves and said, "There is a monk named Lu in Suoguo Temple who is in charge of the vegetable garden. Let's take advantage of his new arrival to make a scene. We will break our heads and teach that guy to conquer us. " One of them said, "I have an opinion. He didn't recognize me, so how can we get into trouble? When he comes, lure him into the dung cellar, just to congratulate him, grab his feet with both hands and do a somersault, and the fellow will go down to the dung cellar and hit him casually. " The gangsters said, "Good, good!" That's settled. Let's see if he comes.

15, let's talk about the Xuanwu Army on the side beam of Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo. A boy who was born in the waves, surnamed Gao, ranked second. He had no family business since he was a child, so he had to stab a gun and beat a stick. The most important thing is to play with balloons with one good foot. The capital has a large population, but he is not a sophomore, he is called golf. Later, when he made a fortune, he removed the word balloon, added a person, and then changed it to Gao Heqiu. This man plays the piano, sings and dances, spears and sticks, wrestles, acts foolishly, learns poetry, books, words and fu. You talk about benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, faith, action, loyalty and kindness, but you can't, and you will only help both inside and outside Tokyo. Because he helped the son of a pig iron king make money, he had an affair every day and was sued by his father in Kaifeng. The prefect broke Gao Qiu's twenty crutches and distributed them out of bounds. People in Tokyo do not allow him to stay at home. Gao Qiu is helpless, so he has to come to Xihuaizhou and go to Liu Dalang, an idle Han Chinese who runs a casino. His name is Liu Shiquan. Throughout his life, he was good at caring for guests and raising idle people, and recruited men from all over the world. Gao Qiu entrusted Liu Dalang's family to live for three years.

16. Let's talk about twenty or thirty people who failed to gamble in the vegetable garden. They often steal vegetables in the garden to keep fit. Because they came to steal vegetables, they saw a new list of bitter priests on Yuyu's door, which read: "The monk Lu, who is in charge of the vegetable garden in Suoguo Temple, came to see the abbot. From tomorrow on, he will be in charge, and no one else will be allowed to disturb him." When the local ruffians saw it, they consulted with the thieves and said, "There is a monk named Lu in Suoguo Temple who is in charge of the vegetable garden. Let's take advantage of his new arrival to make a scene. We will break our heads and teach that guy to conquer us. " One of them said, "I have an opinion. He didn't recognize me, so how can we get into trouble? When he comes, lure him into the dung cellar, just to congratulate him, grab his feet with both hands and do a somersault, and the fellow will go down to the dung cellar and hit him casually. " The gangsters said, "Good, good!" That's settled. Let's see if he comes.

17, Shen Zhi and Shi Jin tied up two bodies of Qiu Xiaoyi and Cui Daocheng, threw them into the river and drowned. When the two men broke into the temple again, the old monks in Ji Xiang's kitchen hanged themselves for fear that Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi would kill him, because they saw Shen Zhi lose. When Shen Zhi and Shi Jin went straight to the back corner of the abbot, the captured woman jumped into the well and died. I found eight or nine huts in it, and when I went in, there was no one there. I saw that the parcel had been sent there and had not been opened. When he saw the parcel, he recited it according to the original text. When I looked again, I found three or four bags of clothes on the bed. Shi Jin opened them. All clothes, wrapped in some gold and silver, picked up a bundle and carried it on my back. I found the kitchen and found that there was wine and meat, both of which were full. Two torches were tied in front of the stove, and the stove was turned on. The fire was on fire, and the back cabin was first burned by flames and burned to the door; Tie more torches and go straight to the back eaves of the Buddhist temple to light them. It happened that the wind was tight, and fires broke out all over the country, burning up sky-high prices. Shen Zhi and Shi Jin watched and waited, and all the fires caught fire. They said: "Although Liangyuan is good, it is not a long-lost home, so it will be spread."

18, the root disk is on the corner, and the top is connected with the celestial center. From a distance, the cloud marks are worn away, and from a distance, the moon is swallowed up. The height is different from that of the mountain. The side stone passage is called a cave, the solitary ridge is called a rugged road, and the top is called a top. The head is round, the mountains are strong, the caves are tigers and leopards, the rocks are clouds, and the caves are masters. The boundary refers to the government, the way of firewood, the way of horse, the sound of running water refers to the stream, the source of ancient crossing refers to the stream, and the dripping water on the cliff refers to the spring. The left wall is a mask and the right wall is a reflection. Clouds came out, but fog came in. Small cone tip, steep battery, dangerous hanging and flat cutting. Thousands of peaks compete, ten thousand valleys contend, waterfalls fly obliquely and vines hang upside down. Tigers roar at the mouth of the valley, apes cry at the moon and set on the mountainside. Just like indigo dyed a thousand pieces of jade, blue yarn covered a million piles of smoke.

19, Shanbo has eleven people since then. Before and after the mountain, a total of seven or eight hundred people came to the front of the temple to pay homage, which was divided into two times. Chao Gai said, "You wait for everyone here." . Today, Lin helped me to be the master of the thatched cottage and Wu was the strategist. Gongsun Sheng was in charge of military power, while Lin and others were in charge of the thatched cottage. You and others, each in a post, are responsible for leading the affairs in front of the mountain and behind the mountain, guarding the beach head of the stockade, and it is wrong to stop teaching. We must try our best to unite and get together. "Then teach me to tidy up the houses on both sides and settle down in Ruan's house. Then he taught me to take out the stolen birth outline-Golden Pearl Baby-and the gold and silver treasures I lived on my own farm as gifts for the little leaders and many little people. At present, cattle and horses are slaughtered, and the gods of heaven and earth are sacrificed to celebrate the reunion of righteous acts. The leaders drank until midnight. The next day, we held a banquet and ate for several days. Chao Gai discussed with Wu Yong and other leaders, repaired the stockade on the hour, and made weapons-guns, knives, bows, arrows, armor and helmets-to prepare for the enemy's loyalists; Arrange large and small ships, and teach people, soldiers and sailors to go aboard to fight in case of emergency, not to mention. Since then, the eleven champions of the water margin have gathered together. It is true that friendship is like thigh mud, and friendship is like flesh and blood.

20. The mountain gate invades Cuiling, and the Buddhist temple meets Qingyun. The bell tower is connected with the moon cave, and the peaks and peaks on the pavilion are opposite. The fragrant kitchen is even a spring, and all the monks are surrounded by haze. The abbot of the old monk is on the edge of the bullfight, in the clouds of the Buddhist temple. White-faced apes always offer fruits, and wooden fish knock on strange stones; Yellow deer hold flowers every day for the golden Buddha to attend the church. The seven-story pagoda meets Xiao Dan, and the holy monks come to the Great Temple.

2 1, that night, mother and son packed their luggage, clothes, soft clothes and money and made a bundle. He put two more bags of camels and tied them to his horse. On the fifth watch, when it was still dark, Wang Jin told Li Pai to say, "You and I will take this money to Yue Temple, and Zhang Pai will buy a three-beast and cook it, and wait there. I'll buy some paper candles and come back later. " Li Pai looked at the silver in the temple. Wang Jin went to prepare the horse, pulled it out of the back slot, put the bag on the camel, tied the rope, led it to the back door, and helped Niang get on the horse. All the heaviness in the house was abandoned. He locked the front and rear doors, picked up the burden and followed the horse. While it was still dark in the fifth watch, I left Xihuamen and embarked on the road to Yan 'an Mansion.

22. Besides, Yong Yong, let Huang An lead the troops aboard, wave flags and shout, and run to the golden beach. Looking at the approaching beach, I can only hear the purring and swallowing sound blowing on the water. Huang An said, "Isn't this the sound of drawing corners? Let's split the boat in two and live in the middle bay of Luhuadang. " I looked intently and saw three boats coming from a distance on the water. When we looked at the boat, there were only five people on each boat: four were rowing, one was standing at the bow, wearing crimson scarves and red embroidered jackets, each holding a guest, and all the people on the three boats were wearing ordinary clothes. Someone inside recognized it and said to Huang An, "There are three people on these three boats, one is Ruan Xiaoer, the other is Ruan Xiaowu and the other is Ruan." Huang An said, "You go with me and kill these three people!" There are forty or fifty boats on both sides, shouting and rushing forward. Three ships honked their horns and returned together. Huang Tuan Lian flicked the gun in his hand and came forward and shouted, "Kill this thief and I will reward you." Three ships are in front, and the official ship behind is shooting arrows. Ruan three people to the cabin, each took a Zhang Qing fox skin to cover the arrow. The ships behind care about catching up.

23. The satrap hurriedly mounted his horse and greeted him at the pavilion outside the East Gate. Seeing the dust flying, the new official dismounted in front of the pavilion. The prefect meets the cabinet. The new official took out the replacement documents of Zhongshu Province and handed them to the magistrate. After reading it, the satrap and the new official immediately went to the state capital to send the brand seal and return the money and food to the state treasury. Now arrange the banquet and take care of the new official. The old garrison said that the water margin was a big thief and killed the loyalist. After that, the new official turned pale and thought, "Master Cai praised me for this activity, which turned out to be such a place and such a teacher! Without Qiang Bing in Athens, how can we catch these strongmen? What if these guys come to town to borrow food? " The old official satrap packed his clothes and luggage the next day and went back to Tokyo to listen to the crime.

24. Shen Zhi and Shi came into the country hotel. While eating wine, they asked the bartender to buy some meat, borrow some rice and make a fire to cook. They drank some wine and talked a lot about the road. After dinner, Shen Zhi asked Shi Jin, "Where are you going today?" Shi Jin said, "Now I have to go back to Shaohua Mountain and meet Zhu Wu and others. I will ignore it later." Wisdom said, "Brothers also." He opened the parcel, took some gold and silver and followed Shi in. The two tied the package, took the equipment and paid for the drinks. When they walked out of the shop, they left the village and town, but they didn't walk five or seven miles until they reached a fork in the road. Shen Zhi said, "Brothers need to break up and go to Tokyo, so don't send them. When we get to Iowa, we have to go this way, but we will meet again one day. If there is a convenient person, you can pass a message. " Shi Jin bid farewell to his wisdom, parted ways and went in.

25. Let's talk about this state banquet at Wang's home. A Dewey gave a banquet and invited Duan Wang to sit in the middle, and a Dewey accompanied him to the banquet. I drank a few glasses of wine and served two sets of dishes. Finally, the king got up and washed his hands. Occasionally, he comes to the academy to have a rest. He suddenly saw a pair of paperweight lions made of sheep fat jade on the case, which were extremely well-made and exquisite. Duan Wang picked up the lion, looked at it and replied, "Good!" When the king saw Duan Wang's love, he said, "There is also a jade dragon pen, which was made by this craftsman. He doesn't have it at hand. I'll bring it to him tomorrow. " Duan Wang was overjoyed and said, "Thank you for your kindness. It would be better to think of that pen container. " The king said to him, "Take it out tomorrow and send it to the palace." Duan Wang thanked again. The two still sat down, feasted until dusk, and got drunk. Do not go back to the palace.

26. Let's start with two card troops. They bought blessings and cooked them. They waited in the temple until they got the certificate, but they didn't come. Li Pai was so anxious that when he went home to look for it, he found the door locked and there was no way at both ends. I searched for a long time, but there was no one there. Looking at the night, Yue Temple became suspicious and went straight home. Li Pai and I looked for another dusk and saw it getting dark. When they saw him not coming home that night, they didn't see his mother. The next day, two Ka Jun went to his relatives' house again, but they couldn't find it anywhere. Afraid of getting into trouble, the two men had to report to the palace: "Teacher Wang left home and fled, and his son and mother did not know where to go." When Gao Taiwei saw the accusation, he was furious and said, "The thief is on the run with the army. Look where that guy is going! " He immediately put down the file, traveled all over the States, and arrested the deserter Wang Jin. It's easy for the two of them to confess.

27. Shen Zhi and Shi Jin tied up the bodies of Qiu Xiaoyi and Cui Daocheng, threw them into the river and drowned. When the two men broke into the temple again, the old monks in Ji Xiang's kitchen hanged themselves for fear that Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi would kill him, because they saw Shen Zhi lose. When Shen Zhi and Shi Jin went straight to the back corner of the abbot, the captured woman jumped into the well and died. I found eight or nine huts in it, and when I went in, there was no one there. I saw that the parcel had been sent there and had not been opened. When he saw the parcel, he recited it according to the original text. When I looked again, I found three or four bags of clothes on the bed. Shi Jin opened them. All clothes, wrapped in some gold and silver, picked up a bundle and carried it on my back. I found the kitchen and found that there was wine and meat, both of which were full. Two torches were tied in front of the stove, and the stove was turned on. The fire was on fire, and the back cabin was first burned by flames and burned to the door; Tie more torches and go straight to the back eaves of the Buddhist temple to light them. It happened that the wind was tight, and fires broke out all over the country, burning up sky-high prices. Shen Zhi and Shi Jin watched and waited, and all the fires caught fire. They said: "Although Liangyuan is good, it is not a long-lost home, so it will be spread."

28. Besides, Yong Yong, let Huang An lead the troops into the boat, wave flags and shout, and run to the golden beach. Looking at the approaching beach, I can only hear the purring and swallowing sound blowing on the water. Huang An said, "Isn't this the sound of drawing corners? Let's split the boat in two and live in the middle bay of Luhuadang. " I looked intently and saw three boats coming from a distance on the water. When we looked at the boat, there were only five people on each boat: four were rowing, one was standing at the bow, wearing crimson scarves and red embroidered jackets, each holding a guest, and all the people on the three boats were wearing ordinary clothes. Someone inside recognized it and said to Huang An, "There are three people on these three boats, one is Ruan Xiaoer, the other is Ruan Xiaowu and the other is Ruan." Huang An said, "You go with me and kill these three people!" There are forty or fifty boats on both sides, shouting and rushing forward. Three ships honked their horns and returned together. Huang Tuan Lian flicked the gun in his hand and came forward and shouted, "Kill this thief and I will reward you." Three ships are in front, and the official ship behind is shooting arrows. Ruan three people to the cabin, each took a Zhang Qing fox skin to cover the arrow. The ships behind care about catching up.

29. The mountain gate invades Cuiling, and the Buddhist temple meets Qingyun. The bell tower is connected with the moon cave, and the peaks and peaks on the pavilion are opposite. The fragrant kitchen is even a spring, and all the monks are surrounded by haze. The abbot of the old monk is on the edge of the bullfight, in the clouds of the Buddhist temple. White-faced apes always offer fruits, and wooden fish knock on strange stones; Yellow deer hold flowers every day for the golden Buddha to attend the church. The seven-story pagoda meets Xiao Dan, and the holy monks come to the Great Temple.

30, incense burns Baoding, flowers are inserted in gold bottles. Xianyin Academy is competing to produce new sounds, and Jiao Fang Division frequently shows wonderful skills. In the crystal pot, everything is purple nectar; The amber cup is full of jade pond and jade liquid. There are different peaches and fruits in the tortoise shell plate, and camel's feet in the glass bowl. Scales and scales are cut into silver wires, and pistils are boiled with tea. Dancers in red skirts all boarded Xiao Luan with elephants; Cui sleeve singer, cluster holding Longsheng phoenix tube. Two rows of pearls and jade stood in front of the steps, and a group of people were singing.

3 1, incense burns Baoding, and flowers are put in gold bottles. Xianyin Academy is competing to produce new sounds, and Jiao Fang Division frequently shows wonderful skills. In the crystal pot, everything is purple nectar; The amber cup is full of jade pond and jade liquid. There are different peaches and fruits in the tortoise shell plate, and camel's feet in the glass bowl. Scales and scales are cut into silver wires, and pistils are boiled with tea. Dancers in red skirts all boarded Xiao Luan with elephants; Cui sleeve singer, cluster holding Longsheng phoenix tube. Two rows of pearls and jade stood in front of the steps, and a group of people were singing.

32. Since then, the water margin has been the location of the Eleven Warriors. Before and after the mountain, a total of seven or eight hundred people came to the front of the temple to pay homage, which was divided into two times. Chao Gai said, "You wait for everyone here." . Today, Lin helped me to be the master of the thatched cottage and Wu was the strategist. Gongsun Sheng was in charge of military power, while Lin and others were in charge of the thatched cottage. You and others, each in a post, are responsible for leading the affairs in front of the mountain and behind the mountain, guarding the beach head of the stockade, and it is wrong to stop teaching. We must try our best to unite and get together. "Then teach me to tidy up the houses on both sides and settle down in Ruan's house. Then he taught me to take out the stolen birth outline-Golden Pearl Baby-and the gold and silver treasures I lived on my own farm as gifts for the little leaders and many little people. At present, cattle and horses are slaughtered, and the gods of heaven and earth are sacrificed to celebrate the reunion of righteous acts. The leaders drank until midnight. The next day, we held a banquet and ate for several days. Chao Gai discussed with Wu Yong and other leaders, repaired the stockade on the hour, and made weapons-guns, knives, bows, arrows, armor and helmets-to prepare for the enemy's loyalists; Arrange large and small ships, and teach people, soldiers and sailors to go aboard to fight in case of emergency, not to mention. Since then, the eleven champions of the water margin have gathered together. It is true that friendship is like thigh mud, and friendship is like flesh and blood.

33. The bell tower collapsed and the temple collapsed. The gate is covered with moss, and the pavilion is covered with moss. Buddha shot over the knee, muddy as snow mountain; Guanyin is riddled with holes, but it seems to keep the day of Xiangshan. The heavens are damaged, and birds in their arms build nests; When the emperor releases the tilt, the spider in his mouth will weave a web. Headless arhat, this dharma body is also bitter; Brokeback King Kong, how to use divine power. The rabbit hole is hidden in the incense kitchen, and the fox trail is printed on the Longhua stage.