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1. In classical Chinese, the more mosquitoes there are at night, the more strange Taoist priests repel mosquitoes.

Or please stick it in the room until there are more and more mosquitoes at night. Blame the Taoist priest, who said, "I'll try to observe.

See the sign posted: "Not as good as Farr's." Q: "How to use it? Yue: "If you want to catch mosquitoes every night, you must stick them in the curtains.

"A Taoist priest said that he was good at magic and wrote a good mosquito repellent symbol (that is, a symbol paper with the same function as mosquito repellent incense). Someone asked the Taoist priest to post mosquito repellent symbols in the house. As a result, there were more and more mosquitoes at night, so this person went to ask the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest said, "I'll go to your place to have a look." After seeing the symbol posted by the man, he said, "So you have mistaken the usage of the symbol.

"The man asked," how do you use it? "The Taoist said," You drive mosquitoes out first every night, and then stick them in mosquito nets. " 1。

(1) This article satirizes _ _ cunning and treacherous people like Taoist priests who cheat _ _ people. (2) This article satirizes people who are as loyal to the spell as the caster and superstitious about being fooled by _ _.

2。 The title of this article is Mosquito Repellent, and Shen Fu's novel "Childlike Fun" is "Raising Mosquitoes in a Vegetable Account". Try to compare the difference between "one drive" and "one stay" in that children's fun is to keep mosquitoes for observation, while mosquito repellent is to drive mosquitoes away.

2. The poetic style of pine, plum, bamboo, snow, moon, spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Fan Zhongyan, a fisherman on the river

People come and go on the river,

But I like perch beauty.

Look at a boat,

In the storm.

Zhang said in the later period of Shu Dao Jing

Guests compete for the sun and the moon, looking far away.

Autumn wind treats no one, go to Luoyang city first.

Xiao Chunmeng Haoran

Sleeping sickness in spring unconsciously broke the morning, and the chirping of birds disturbed my sleep.

How many flowers fall after a stormy night.

Feng Furong Changqing

The setting sun is far away, the weather is cold and the house is poor.

Chai Men heard dogs barking and went home on a snowy night.

Linlinsheng

When will the singing and dancing in the West Lake stop?

Warm winds intoxicated tourists and made Hangzhou a Bianzhou.

Yi Jiangnan Bai Juyi

Jiangnan is good,

The scenery used to be familiar.

At sunrise, the red flowers in the river win the fire.

In spring, the river is as green as blue.

Can you not remember Jiangnan?

Meihua journey

The flowers are full of wind, and the snow drifts all over the four mountains.

How can it be converted into hundreds of billions, one plum blossom and one tree fragrance?

The rest are searched here, a lot. You'll need it later.

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3. What poems about gecko are called Zhu Zemin's landscape?

The old man in Suiyang is a disciple of the post and a wonderful craftsman.

In order to keep the fresh air in the world, open rivers and lakes with a piece of paper.

The long pine leaves are thin and the wind is thin, and the secluded structure lingers by the river.

Gecko books and fish are full of water, and the old house is rainy.

Old people don't go back to the empty Beishan, and the spring breeze in Du Fang should be cheeky.

Micro-officials bind people to be clumsy in everything, so how can they return to the cloud?

Official sea yellow dust fan white hair, Yun Feng spring clear to the bone.

Homesick to see pictures, but called the west window to explore the moon.

1. From: Zhu Zemin's Landscape by Shen Zhou, a poet in the Ming Dynasty.

2. Introduction to the author:

Shen Zhou (1427-1509) was a painter in Ming dynasty, a founder of Wu Pai, and a native of Changzhou (now Suzhou, Jiangsu). Born in the second year of Xuande in Ming Dynasty, he died in the fourth year of Zhengde in Ming Dynasty at the age of eighty-two (virtual eighty-three). He didn't take the imperial examination, but specialized in poetry, calligraphy and painting. He was the pioneer of the "five schools" of literati painting in the middle of Ming Dynasty, and was also called "Ming Sijia" with Wen Zhiming, Tang Yin and Chou Ying. Handed down from ancient times, his works include High Map of Lushan Mountain, Old Map of Lin Qiu and Interesting Map of Cangzhou. He is the author of Shi Tian Ji and Ke Wen.

3. Calligraphy and painting works:

See-off map of Jingjiang, Shen Zhou (partial) Most of Shen Zhou's representative works are hidden in the Grand Museum, and the Palace Museum has exquisite works. The important ones are Imitation of Dong Ju's Landscape Axis (Chenghua Nine-Year System, AD 1473), Cangzhou Interesting Map Volume, Death and Mourning Map, and Ink Disc Map (these two were originally album pages, and the Nanjing Museum also has several masterpieces of Shen Zhou, including Dongzhuang Map and Peony Map, which were written in/KLOC-. There are two masterpieces by Shen Zhou in Liaoning Museum. One is a picture of potted chrysanthemums enjoying flowers in seclusion. There are three people drinking and enjoying chrysanthemums in the pavilion. They are laid back and the scenery is pleasant. The other is a winding smoke river, written in the second year of Zheng De (1507). The use of pen and ink, at will, is Shen Zhou's 82-year-old masterpiece. In addition, the National Palace Museum in Taiwan also has a famous "Lushan Mountain High Map" Shenzhou Axis.

4. Translate Li Xun, the son of Nanxiang, into some ancient texts.

Take a float boat, cross the lotus pond and sing to wake the sleeping mandarin duck.

Wandering girls are hugging flowers, laughing and fighting for slimness.

Competing to cover the night.

To annotate ...

1 Float boat: Float boat.

2 gentle: graceful posture.

③ Cluster charge: round lotus leaf.

Comments and explanations

Li Xun has the word "Nanxiangzi" 17, which describes the local customs of southern water towns, with distinctive local colors, strong flavor of life and strong flavor of folk songs. This is one of them, which tells the story of a girl in a southern water town. The lotus pond is full of colorful boats, singing and sleeping on their honeymoon, and the girls are fragrant, vying for the lotus flowers, smiling and covering the evening scenery and not forgetting to show their faces. Ci makes the scenery and characters of the four seasons dynamic and clear, vivid and charming. The poet's love for the scenery and human feelings of the southern water towns is beyond words, which is very interesting to read and quite chewy.

Set comments

Yu Biyun's Selected Interpretation of Poems in Tang, Five Dynasties and Song Dynasties: Ode to the Southern Wilderness, but Li Xun's Nanxiangzi has as many as 17. Lizi is light red and dark blue. At dusk, the scarlet cry is like crossing a stream and lingering with eroticism, creating a new talent for Ci writers.

Kuang Zhouyi's "Hui Feng Hua Ci": There are no twists and turns, but it is extremely wonderful.

Zhou Caochuang's unofficial history: Li Xun and Ouyang Jiong are both Shu people. Each system has several "Nanxiangzi" to record local customs. "Bamboo branches" are also very popular.

Mao Yuan's Ci De Volume 1: The scenery is really interesting.

Xu Zhuang's "Xu Zhuang's Random Notes": "Fighting over the group images and covering the night photos" is illustrated with pictures and texts.

5. Seek the original texts of several ancient Chinese texts and translate the original texts and Wei Yuan's books (1). April 10 night, lotte white: very small! I haven't seen my feet for three years and I haven't read enough books. (2) Two years, life geometry, distance. 3 so? With the heart of glue paint (4), put (5) on the body of the Moon Lake (6), you can't get together when you enter (7), you can't forget when you leave, and you can't leave (8).

Very small, so how! It is true, but it is very helpless! When the servant first arrived in Xunyang (9), Xiong Rudeng (10) came. He got the first step when he was seriously ill (1 1) the year before last, reported his illness in the newspaper (12), and finally made a score in his life (/kloc) Moreover, it is said that when he was in danger (14), he was at a loss and only collected a few articles (15), with the title "I will send it to Bai Erlang one day (16), please post the letter for him (17)."

Sad! Nothing to me, but nothing! I also saw a poem (18) sent by the left servant: "The remnant lamp has no flame shadow (19). I heard that you have called Jiujiang this evening. Sitting up in critical condition, the black wind blows the rain and hits the cold window. "

This sentence is unheard of by others, embarrassing! So far, every time I sing, I am still very tired. Let's talk about it briefly as one thing (20).

I have participated in (2 1) in Jiujiang for three years. The bones are healthy and the square inch (22) is safe.

When I got home, fortunately, nothing happened. Eldest brother went to Xuzhou in summer, and orphans and siblings from six or seven hospitals came with him.

Those who pay attention to (25) now realize that they have to be warm and hungry with the cold, which is also Thai (26). The weather in Jiangzhou (27) is slightly cooler, and there are few furuncles (28).

Even the snake gnat (29) is very rare, although it exists. The fish (30) is quite fat, and the river wine (3 1) is delicious.

Leftover food, a variety of northern land. Although there are many servants (32), Sima's salary is not much. Live within your means (33) and you will be self-sufficient.

Food and clothing, and avoid asking for help, this two Thai also. My servant began to visit Lushan Mountain last autumn and went to the incense burner peak (34) between the east and west forests to see the clouds, water and springs. First, I can't give up my love.

Because of the thatched cottage, there are more than a dozen Qiao Song and more than a thousand bamboo poles. Luo Qing is the wall aid (38), Baishi is the bridge way, flowing water surrounds the shed (39), the flying spring falls under the eaves, and the red pomegranate and white lotus are built by Luoshengchi.

If so, you can't remember (40). Each time you fly solo, move for ten days (4 1).

All the good things in life are in it. Don't just forget to return, you can die.

These three Thai also. If you can't write to your servant for a long time, you will have to worry about it (42). So I'm going to record Santai first to report, and the rest will be written as follows (43).

Very small! The night I wrote this book, I was doodling under the Zhongshan window of the thatched cottage with a pen in my hand. When I was awarded the title, I felt like I wanted to do it.

I looked up and saw one or two monks sitting or sleeping. I also smell apes and birds in the valley, whining and chirping.

A lifelong friend went to Wan Li (44), but missed (45) the dust (46) and lived temporarily. Yu (47) quoted (48) as three rhymes: "Recalling the seal of the book and the night of the king, I want to return to the Golden Palace tomorrow.

Where are the books tonight? Lushan temple in front of the morning light. The caged ape (49) is not dead, so when will we meet! "Very small! What do you know about my heart tonight? Lotte nodded (50).

Note (1) is selected from Bai Changqing set. In the 10th year of Yuanhe in Tang Xianzong (8 15), Bai Juyi wrote a letter, offended powerful people and was demoted to Jiangzhou Sima.

Yuan Zhen (779-83 1), a native of Luoyang, Henan Province, supported the "New Yuefu Movement" advocated by Bai Juyi, and sang a lot. Poetry is as famous as Bai Juyi, and is known as "Bai Yuan".

In the tenth year of Yuanhe, Yuan Zhen was also demoted as Sima of Tongzhou (now Dachuan City, Sichuan Province). (2) Desire: will.

(3) Farewell: Farewell, long separation. Wide and long.

(4) the heart of glue painting: a metaphor for emotional intimacy. (5) release: release.

(6) the more Hu: Hu is in the north, the farther south, and the farther apart. (7) fit: together.

(8) Traction contracture: traction contracture, traction. Good isolation, good isolation.

It means detaining each other, not meeting each other. (9) Xunyang: the name of the ancient county, now Jiujiang City, Jiangxi Province.

(10) Xiong Rudeng was born in Zhong Ling (now Jinxian County, Jiangxi Province). During the Yuanhe period, he worked in Sichuan and had many contacts with Bai Juyi, Yuan Zhen and Liu Yuxi. (1 1) Za: SMS.

( 12); First of all. (13) friendship (fèn): friendship, mutual affection.

(14) serious illness (chuò): refers to serious illness. Tired, tired

(15) several packs (zh). Bao Shu's luggage or pockets.

(16) Bai Erlang: refers to Bai Juyi, ranking 22nd among his peers in the family. (17) letter substitution: replacing letters.

(18) Descending to the left: that is, moving to the left, demoting the official. (19)Chuángchuang: The shadow is shaking.

(20) Let nature take its course: let nature take its course for the time being (don't talk about this). (2 1) involves experience.

(22) square inch: refers to the mood. (23) Academy: a branch of the same family.

(24) Qi: support and help. (25) Qing: Not long ago.

(26) T: Comfortable. (27) weather: climate.

(28) furuncle (zhànglì): refers to infectious diseases such as falciparum malaria that are prevalent in the hot and humid areas of southern China. (29) huǐ: Viper.

(30) Payne Fish: Fish produced in Minjiang River. Ganjiang River, now known as Longkai River, originated in Qingshan Mountain in the southwest of Ruichang City, Jiangxi Province, and flowed westward into the Yangtze River through Jiujiang City.

(3 1) Jiangjiu: Jiangzhou Liquor. (32) Inside the door: the population at home.

(33) Live within our means: live within our means and live frugally. (34) The East-West Second Forest refers to Tolin Temple and Sailin Temple in Lushan Mountain.

(35) victory: wonderful. Qiao Song: Big pine tree.

Joe, tall. (37) Trimmed bamboo: long bamboo.

(38) Wall auxiliary: hedge the wall. Aid, a garden guard surrounded by trees.

(39) Week: About. (40) Lu: Du, Du.

(4 1) Ten days: Generally, it is ten days. Move, move, move a lot.

Mi, man, ten days, ten days.

(42) worry: miss, hope. (43) Write one by one: write one by one.

(44) Go: Leave. (45) suddenly: describe the time is short.

(46) dust thoughts: secular thoughts. (47) Yu: I have no habit of getting rid of it. This refers to poetry.

(48) traction: traction, pulling. (49) caged birds and apes: caged birds and caged apes (wooden fences).

The metaphor here is that neither the author himself nor Yuan Zhen is free. (50) Nod: kowtow.

Appreciation of Tang Xianzong in the 12th year of Yuanhe (8 17), that is, in the third year of Bai Juyi's relegation to Sima in Jiangzhou, he built a thatched cottage in Lushan Mountain. Late the next night after the completion of the thatched cottage, Bai Juyi wrote this letter to his good friend Yuan Zhen, describing his living conditions in Jiujiang and expressing his feelings of parting.

Sleepless at night, pen and ink talk, showing the deep friendship between the two. At the beginning of the letter, I called my friend directly, and my three-year sad parting followed this "phone call".

Then let's talk about our recent friendship.

6. Zhang's Buerzhai, next to the house, has a three-foot-high phoenix tree. The dense canopy can cover most of the roof, but it can't cover the west of the fence. (I, the author) planted wintersweet here. It seems that there are shade trees all around, and even the summer heat is blocked out.

Looking out from the back window of the house, there is a low wall slightly higher than the curtains, and behind the wall are several drizzling bamboos. The inner hall (mine, referring to the author's) is hung with banners inscribed by Zheng, full of autumn sounds.

In the middle of the yard, looking up, like glass and mica, I always feel that I am sitting in a cool world. The room is full of books, piled on the bed from the corner; Various furnishings are also properly placed in some places (where needed).

I put a bed on the left side of the house, bamboo sticks and mosquito nets to prevent mosquitoes. (I sat on the bed) I saw the leaves outside the window through the mosquito net, and even the walls were printed with green.

Every summer, the fragrance of orchids and jasmine wafts everywhere, even clothes have their flavor; On the Double Ninth Festival, chrysanthemums are planted under the windows in the north, and placed on five floors, with beautiful colors. In winter, I see the fallen leaves of Chinese parasol trees and smell the sweet wintersweet. The sunshine outside the window is very warm ... then I used Kunshan daffodil and put several layers. In spring, the next sentence is all orchids.

Among the half acres of peony I planted in the garden, there are still a few rare ones. I sit at home in such an environment, staying indoors all year round, and feel like living in a dream.

7. The translation of the classical Chinese "Zhou Yi Hua Long Ji" Zhou Yi, a native of Jiangning, is good at painting. During the reign of Emperor Kangxi, he was famous for painting dragons.

He once hung his paintings on the Yellow Crane Tower and marked them with the price of "one hundred and twenty".

A company boarded the Yellow Crane Tower and saw this painting. He was reluctant to put it down and said, "True value 120." Hearing this, Zhou Yi presented the scroll to him and said, "I don't need a hundred taels of silver, I just use it to observe the eyes of the world. If you can appreciate it, it is my bosom friend, and I should give it to my bosom friend. " Therefore, it is famous far and near.

He painted dragons and clouds almost a hundred times. Depth, looming, really pleasing to the eye. Some people think that it is right to draw a dragon to win with a cloud, but it is exaggerated and cannot be appreciated and respected by talented people.