The text messages chatting with boys are very funny.

Zhou Yu's four illusions: Kongming was rode away by me, and Coss bent over and broke his waist. Meng De was in trouble and lost grass, and the Emperor of Heaven sent me to lead troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan's four illusions: Da Qiao won't mess with me again, and Cao Cao will be burned to death by me again. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei's four delusions: everyone in the world says I'm good, and A Dou will never bring silly bubbles again. Xian Di is bleeding every day, and told me to rise up and defeat Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang's four delusions: his wife laughs in his dream of plastic surgery and shakes his feather fan to cool down. Wei Yan turned his back to the bone every day, and Sima became a big shemale.

Guan Yu's four illusions: the world will enter my knife, and Sun Quan and Monroe will enter my prison. Zhuge Cunfu was laughed at by me. He wanted his eldest brother to go back to the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei's four illusions: everyone in the Three Kingdoms is an idiot, and Cao dodged when he saw me. Ma Chao will be old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

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Jiang Gan's four illusions: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the Prime Minister praised me for laughing in my dream, and Zhang Cai let me go. Good luck.

Xian Di's wishful thinking is: the grass goes north to resist the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy Japan; Xiao Liu went south to catch foreigners; I have the story of dixin and Joe! 、

Four illusions of praise: the story of Er Qiao's disfigurement and Diusim jumping into the river early. I am proud of all the people in the world. Cao Pi knocks at the door every night.

Dong Zhuo's four delusions: Lu Bu's father kept barking all day, and Wang Yun's old son had already died. The Story Of Diu Sim doesn't play infernal affairs, and the Central Plains people smile at me.

Cao Cao's four delusions: all the people in the world are surnamed Cao, and there are countless soldiers. Liu Bei will stop playing the devil's advocate, and Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

Zhou Yu's four illusions: Kongming was rode away by me, and Coss bent over and broke his waist. Meng De was in trouble and lost grass, and the Emperor of Heaven sent me to lead troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan's four illusions: Da Qiao won't mess with me again, and Cao Cao will be burned to death by me again. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei's four delusions: everyone in the world says I'm good, and A Dou will never bring silly bubbles again. Xian Di is bleeding every day, and told me to rise up and defeat Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang's four delusions: his wife laughs in his dream of plastic surgery and shakes his feather fan to cool down. Wei Yan turned his back to the bone every day, and Sima became a big shemale.

Guan Yu's four illusions: the world will enter my knife, and Sun Quan and Monroe will enter my prison. Zhuge Cunfu was laughed at by me. He wanted his eldest brother to go back to the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei's four illusions: everyone in the Three Kingdoms is an idiot, and Cao dodged when he saw me. Ma Chao will be old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

Classic funny text messages

Jiang Gan's four illusions: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the Prime Minister praised me for laughing in my dream, and Zhang Cai let me go. Good luck.

Xian Di's wishful thinking is: the grass goes north to resist the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy Japan; Xiao Liu went south to catch foreigners; I have the story of dixin and Joe! 、

Four illusions of praise: the story of Er Qiao's disfigurement and Diusim jumping into the river early. I am proud of all the people in the world. Cao Pi knocks at the door every night.

Dong Zhuo's four delusions: Lu Bu's father kept barking all day, and Wang Yun's old son had already died. The Story Of Diu Sim doesn't play infernal affairs, and the Central Plains people smile at me.

Cao Cao's four delusions: all the people in the world are surnamed Cao, and there are countless soldiers. Liu Bei will stop playing the devil's advocate, and Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

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Yang Xiu's wishful thinking: Cao Cao will be ill tomorrow, and Cao Pi will sacrifice Guan Yu's knife. Cao Zhi immediately put on the dragon robe and everyone ate a mouthful of cake.

Ma Chao's wishful thinking: Cao Cao's body was in the wilderness, and Zhang Fei was beaten away by me. My son is worse than me, and he can still serve his country when he is old.

Xu Shu's wishful thinking: As long as Cao Ying can provide food, the Central Plains and the Han Dynasty will have it. Serial can deceive me, but I just don't talk.

Zhao Yun's wishful thinking: I regret holding Adou, and Adou will no longer be foolish. Ten years younger, I signed up for my country, and then I showed my pride in Nagano.