Humorous short messages to girlfriends in autumn.

Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing.

4. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The tourists immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You take out your only ID card, and a group of wild boars kneel down and cry: Boss, we found you.

6. Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow!

7. Now, watch CCTV 1. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

8. What happened? I dialed your cell phone just now. After the bell rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed!

9. If you have to lose, the unit is sad; If you must forget, I hope it is trouble; If I must miss it, I hope it is bad luck; If it can last forever, I hope you will be healthy, happy, happy and caring!

10. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Lu.

1 1. I embedded you in a tear and imagined amber in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you, me and the dream of a thousand years. If there is an afterlife, I will travel all over Qian Shan to find your forever friend!

12. If I had a happy grass, I would give it to you because I want you to be happy. If there are two, we will each have one, I hope everyone is happy; There are three. I'll give you two and keep one for myself, because I hope you are happier than me.