Happy jokes to make your wife laugh

A happy joke to make your wife laugh

A happy joke to make your wife laugh:

1. Shit beetle: In fact, junk stocks are also good. of.

2. Hermit crab: Backdoor listing is my strength.

3. Gecko: It’s trapped, there’s nothing you can do, just throw away its tail and cut off the flesh.

4. Snail: Slow Oxen is better, more stable!

5. Dalmatian: My points have not increased since the day I was born.

6. Fox: This grape is too high and there are bubbles, so I won’t chase it.

7. Monkey: Haha, good, up 1 point.

8. Monkey B: Hi! Look at my butt, is it the red chip stock everyone is talking about?

9. Carp: If you want to jump over the gantry and become a True dragon, you must follow the trend and chase the rise.

10. Crab: Haha! Be careful! I specialize in making bubbles.

11. Frog in the Well: Alas! Actually, I didn’t want to come to this place, but I accidentally stepped on the air that day and fell down.

12. Turtle: Brother, your plate is too big. If you want to move it, well, I won’t find it easy.

Turtle: Humph! Your plate is small, so you will be manipulated at every turn, and you will have no peace.

13. Ma: Oh my god, I’m trapped, who can help me out?

14. The Ugly Duckling: When I publish the annual report, you will find that I am actually a trap. A swan.

15. Squid: Stocks are an investment, not stock speculation. Oh my god, I am most afraid of speculation.

16. Rabbit: Everyone, please be careful. There is a farmer sitting in the tree in front of you. Run slower so you don’t hit him.

17. Ant: We moved for asset reorganization, and the price will go up if we change our face!

18. Mouse: Our mouse warehouse is very hidden. Most people can't find it at all.

19. Tadpole: When I complete the shareholding reform, I will become a frog.

20. Hen: Pre-performance announcement: I laid 40 eggs in the first quarter of this year. Each egg hatches a hen, and each hen can lay 40 eggs in a quarter. , the performance forecast for the first quarter of this year is not less than 1,000.

Two happy jokes to make my wife laugh:

1. Earthworm: It has been more than half a year, and all I have been doing is small tunnel projects. I hope I can be like the big pangolin after the National Day. , received some big projects.

2. Hippo: I’m confused. When the flu comes, everyone wears a mask. Why should I cover it with a sheet? I just have a big mouth, so why don’t I wear a mask? Are you qualified? I protested. I want to wear a mask. On October 1, I will wait and see if someone will give me a mask.

3. Spider: It’s so boring to always play on your own website. During the National Day holiday, we will try to make friendly connections with a few beauties to make our network bigger.

4. Skinny Dog: I feel bad when it comes to wrinkles. I must go to have my skin wrinkled on National Day to prevent my face from almost falling to the ground.

5. Xia: I beg you all entertainment journalists, I want to have a good rest for a few days during the National Day. Can you please stop firing me? I really don’t dare to become famous again, otherwise I will die.

6. Golden Leopard: I hope I can see a beautiful girlfriend when we meet on November 1. What she likes is not my money, but my person.

7. Giraffe: After the National Day, the hard winter is coming soon. Thinking of the cold will make the neck stiff, I really hope that the scarf factory can produce some scarves that we can use!

8. Rats: Dogs are the most shameless, nosy, and their mouths are like knives. They were bitten by them on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival. You must be brave enough to buy a stab-proof suit during the National Day.

9. Cat: I’m going to do some painting, and put a beautiful word “王” on my forehead. I’ll take advantage of the National Day holiday to see who invites me to dinner. Eat more and gain weight. .

10. Centipede: I am sure to be very happy during this holiday. Someone will introduce me to a girlfriend whose family owns a shoe factory. hey-hey. . . . . .

11. Panda: The phone is turned off, QQ is invisible, and I work overtime every National Day. Doesn’t the boss know that I have dark circles under my eyes? He never pays overtime wages. He is humane but inhumane, hum! ;