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I received a text message from my ex-boyfriend: "I'm getting married in a few days. Will you come?" I replied, "Let's go next time.

1. Don't send photos or talk. People who really care about you visit when you are quiet.

Girls, go and meet the person you want to see, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is quiet, while you are young, while he is not old.

The woman who used to cook uncooked rice into cooked rice was yours, but now it's no use jumping uncooked rice into popcorn.

The pull ring is tightly attached to the can, which is filled with cola.

If you are an unfathomable sea, I am the drowning man who doesn't know how to live or die.

6. A really good man doesn't play games, DOTA or CF, but when he plays games, as long as you send a text message, a phone call and a QQ, he will directly quit the game for you. This is a good man.

7. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is a confession.

8. Everyone who says he can't have sex has an impossible person in his heart.

9. You slapped me and I asked you why your hands were so cold. This is deep love.

10. True love is not a temporary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result.

1 1. Sometimes we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Don't want to lose, only pretend to forgive.

12. He made your eyes red, and you forgave him with a smile because you loved him.

13. I received a message from my ex-boyfriend: I will get married in a few days. Will you come? I replied: Next time.

14. If my hand accidentally touches yours, will you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

15. Say a hundred sorry, it is better to do something valuable.

16. Love is not finding a pair of hands that are perfect for you, but a pair of hands that are willing to hold your hand no matter how inappropriate.

17. I always tell you some topics that even I feel bored, but I just want to talk to you more.

18. We often threaten people who love us in the most childish way.

19. You can only choose between me and food! I choose you, you buy me something delicious!

20. Why do you ask me how are you? Can I say that I am not good at all? After that, can you make me better? No, forget it. I'm fine.

2 1. There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather alienate you.

Loving you is my business, not yours.

23. Don't feel that you are worthless and not good enough, because in the eyes of others, you are the best.

24. Feelings are like hair, which will split when it grows.

25. Ask Grandma what kept them together for 60 years? Grandma said that everything that was broken in the past would want to be repaired, and now everything that is broken wants to be replaced.

26. I want to raise a pig and talk to people. I want to marry you and go home.

27. My humiliation, my resignation and my golden mean are all because I love you.

28. When we get married, we will tattoo a pair of rings, and whoever files for divorce first will chop off their fingers.

29. The fact that the boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl shows that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

How many people love someone in the name of friendship. How many people refuse a person in the name of friendship.

If you care about your ex-boyfriend

1, whether you are happy recently, whether you are working hard, whether your friends are close, whether your lovers are sincere, if everything goes well, raise your hand and draw a love, and turn it into persistence in the sky. I wish you happiness forever.

2. If you don't say forever, who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But life is made up of countless now, and every moment is forever.

3, a long way, you and I meet, cherish the rare fate of the past, silently bless, kiss greetings, tell each other to take care today.

4. Snowflakes all over the sky are flying notes, with thoughts, expectations and blessings, short messages and warmth. In this cold day, I hope the warmth can fill the whole winter.

5. Every petal carries my sincere blessing, gentle care, continuous blessing and sound greeting. Please send a breeze. May flowers and green leaves accompany you and decorate your beautiful life. May you be happy forever!

6, money is not enough for a lifetime, only health is the wealth of your life! Please pay attention to prevent SARS when going out on business, wear a mask, drink more water and eat more vitamins. May good people be safe all their lives.

7. Know how to cherish, and don't miss the stars at night after losing the sun during the day.

8, there is a distance called far, but there is something called fate; There is a feeling called missing, and there is a concern called silence; There is a man on the horizon, and his blessing is just around the corner. I hope you are happy every day!

9. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

10, turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in my heart, silently pray for you, and wish you health and happiness!

1 1. Don't imagine what he should be like. What we really love is often far from what we think we will fall in love with.

12, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air, and the breeze blows on my face, so comfortable that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!

13, look; It's cold again; Listen; That wind is carrying ice! Give; This is a scarf for you. A warm scarf brings you warm blessings in cold weather.

14, don't pursue appearance, it's easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex with diamonds, at least now you can smile!

15, the weather is getting cold. I want to know your news from far away. Do you care about your health and the stress of life and work? I can't replace you. Send a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and put on clothes when it's cold!

Bless your ex-boyfriend

1, love is a feeling, pain also feels happy; Love is an experience, heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful!

In this spring, you two will always be friends, as the saying goes, a perfect match between heaven and earth! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

Give you the most beautiful flowers and the warmest sunshine. Give your brightest smile to everyone you meet and everyone will be as happy as you! May your new girlfriend be gentle and virtuous and your love be sweet!

Clouds in the sky bring my best wishes. The bright moon at night exudes intoxicating sweetness. Tonight, I wish my dear friend a happy wedding and a bath in love.

Loving you is my patent. Whoever dares to take you away is doing something illegal. So, be honest with me. Don't worry, I will give you what you want as long as I have it, so it can't be wrong to be honest with me!

6. Although everyone says you are ugly, in fact, you are just plain beauty. As long as I stand by you, your natural beauty will be unobstructed. Hold my hand for a lifetime, and you are a fairy. What are you waiting for? Give me your hand quickly.

7. Give you the most beautiful flowers and the warmest sunshine. Give your brightest smile to everyone you meet and everyone will be as happy as you! May every ray of sunshine every day in the new year bring you peace, happiness, joy and happiness. may you have a happy new year!

8. Love is caring, dedication, sweetness of memories, inseparable, and trembling expectation. Today is your wedding day. I wish you two butterflies dancing in the moonlight and your dreams come true. I wish you one heart and one mind, love each other, and be happy in your wedding!

9. Don't forget what you once owned, don't give up what belongs to you, cherish what you once owned and treat what you once lost as a memory. I wish you all the best in the future. Happy spring festival!

10, I have been with you since I was a teenager, and I have seen through the world. No one is more important than you. I have dedicated my life to you, and I understand that happiness is noisy. When it is time to leave, I will let you go first. Because, I won't give up and won't make you cry for me.

1 1, let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together! Two of a kind's highest state is relative discontent. I wish the newlyweds true love and see each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

12, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, the land is vast and the people are tall, the flowers and candles laugh at thousands of cranes, and the wedding ceremony is the first plum. Happy wedding!

13, sincere love opens for sincerity, like white lightning breaking the sky; Sincere love is the point of persistence, like red blood filling the whole body; Congratulations to my friends for stepping into a happy and sweet world.

14, I wish you a hundred years of unity and happiness forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

15, life is intertwined with love and hate, and sorrow and joy pass by; Face life calmly and always be happy; The pursuit need not be harsh, and the mood is infinitely happy! I wish you a perfect girlfriend!

16, the first part: beautiful scenery tied together to see the bride slim, the second part: auspicious day and handsome groom brilliant, horizontal approval: early birth. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding, a long life together, happiness and peace!

17, may each of you hand over a wing, angel Xinyan, and fly together in the blue sky; Make a true love, fairy companion, and love forever in this life! I wish you one heart and one mind, love each other, happy wedding and happiness!

18, flowers, leaves, send text messages to send thoughts; The wind returns, the road turns, and life is short; The stars are continuous, the months are continuous, and making a wish is the heart; Water drops, raindrops, Happy New Year!

19, I watch you happy and have a baby early. Then watch your son and daughter fall in love and send my best wishes.

I smile when I see you, but I don't like you. I will never be half-hearted about you and secretly want to live under one roof for four generations; Your five senses fascinate me so much that I can't see the ground at a glance. Love you forever, love you forever!

2 1, eternal marriage is a thread, I weave a thread with silk and hemp, free marriage depends on my elders, and I regard my elders as my father. A righteous friendship is a kind of wealth. I really don't cherish your knowledge. If you want to laugh, I will laugh more. What a wonderful world our world is. Hehe, I laughed first. Should we be harmonious?

22. One hundred years in the same boat through thick and thin, and a thousand years in pillow sleep. The fate of this life may be the fruit passed down from generation to generation through thousands of years of reincarnation. Today is your wedding day. Since then, you have been holding hands and never leaving. You have carved your eyebrows with a smile and envied others with sweetness.

23. The highest state of two of a kind is that two people are insatiable. I wish you sincere love and join hands forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

24. Happy wedding, baby. You have been a good woman since I met you. Remember to give him my regards.

25. I wish you a hundred years of love and marriage and happiness forever!

26. May happy songs accompany you forever, and may your marriage life be full of joy and happiness, so that every day in the future will be as happy as today!

27. In spring, warm sentences will be written in emotional language, and the petals will set off a romantic background with fashionable colors. I will make love with my willful heartbeat for a lifetime, unchanged, dear, thinking of you.

28. Love and hate are intertwined in life, and sadness and joy pass by; Face life calmly and always be happy; The pursuit need not be harsh, and the mood is infinitely happy! New year's song: I wish you health, peace, happiness and all the best!

29. I'll be your electric fan and blow away the high temperature. I'll be your electric mosquito swatter and electrocute the mosquitoes that bite you. I'll make you a wet towel and wipe the sweat off your forehead. I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into little black charcoal! Call me if you need anything!

30. Finding the other half you like is a kind of happiness. Being able to have a wonderful and tacit understanding with the other half you like in the long and trivial future life is greater happiness. May you keep this happiness for a long time when you knock on the door of happiness!

3 1, the sunshine shines for you in the morning, the birds laugh for you in the morning, the flowers bloom for you in the morning, and I send you a day's blessing in the morning: Good morning! You will invite me to dinner in the morning!

I always miss my ex-boyfriend's sadness. Tell me about mood phrases. It's sad that my ex-boyfriend got married.

1. Speaking of the past, I also miss the past. Speaking of my ex-boyfriend and your ex-girlfriend, I found that some things I said to my ex-girlfriend before and things I never said or done to each other did not affect us. None of this matters. The most important thing is to give each other a sense of stability. The important thing in life is the days with you, and it is because of you that I can fight for each other's brilliant life. Because of you, my life is full of sunshine.

A person may love many times in his life, but only one person can make you laugh the most and hurt the most.

4. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I will be the only cloth ruler left on you.

I stood by you, took care of you and accompanied you during the big typhoon that year. You said it was a good thing to have me, otherwise I really don't know what would happen. I spent a lot of time on your birthday that year, and you said it was good to have me. Then the next day, you thought of your ex-boyfriend and said you were used to it. That day, you snuggled up to me and said that we could be happy for life. We have been together, and gradually we can't go back.

6. Why are you obsessed with your ex? Because you have no new relationship, you have no new boyfriend to miss, only your ex-boyfriend. Rationalize your thoughts and your brain will tell you that you still love your ex-boyfriend. Similarly, in order to beautify the love in your heart, you obviously chose his family to be responsible for your breakup, not your ex-boyfriend So you can convince yourself that your ex-boyfriend still loves you and breaking up is a last resort.

7. I was angry with my boyfriend just now, then I cried until I fell asleep, and then I woke up. I miss my ex-boyfriend especially recently, and I miss my youth. I only remember that he was kind to me and I did it myself. I've thought about talking to him countless times, but I just can't get up the courage. Just now, I woke up and sent a short message to my ex-boyfriend, saying: There was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I regretted it after I sent it. Therefore,

It suddenly occurred to me that I accidentally dialed your number in Thailand last month. My friend asked me how much I miss my ex-boyfriend. I also want to know how to miss a person before accidentally dialing his number.

9. Singing in a low voice, whose voice echoes in the bustling past, is the unknown injury.

10. How can you express your lingering feelings with infinite lovesickness in one sentence?

1 1. The gathering time is always short, and the expected time is always long. If you miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky, and I will look for your eyes.

12. If one day you want to say goodbye to me, I'd rather you were dumb! If you are really dumb, don't think about seeing me again in your mind. I would rather love you!

13. Whenever and wherever.

14. When I wasn't paying attention, time changed everyone.

15. I didn't know I was really stupid until I experienced some things.

16. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?

17. I am a passer-by, and you forget it as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

18. Distance shortens the distance between two hearts.

19. The inaudible voice and the intangible figure kept the story in that dream.

20. It's time to stay and go, and the past will never look back.

2 1. Love is a bus in the journey of life. You and I met by chance here and had a wonderful time. Now I have to go to the end alone.

22. If I could love again, would I love again?

Don't wait until you decide to give up before you love me. ※

23. Once upon a time, someone suddenly came into your life, taught you what love is, and then he left.

24. You make me drunk alone and make my heart ache.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

26. One day, you will leave me. I didn't expect this day to come so quickly!

Invisibility is not to be afraid of being disturbed, but to give an excuse. No one has ever said that I am disturbed.

28. We met here and left here.

29. No one will care about you unless you are particularly beautiful or dying.

30. Habit has magical power to change temperament. It can make the devil dominate the human soul and drive them out of people's hearts.

3 1. Trust others, feel their love and give them love at the same time.

32. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

Actions speak louder than words. A fool's eyes are much smarter than his ears.

34. If a proud person wants to see his face clearly, only the pride of others can be used as his mirror; If you bow and scrape to him, it will only increase his arrogance, which will be futile.

35. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

36. Cowards have died many times before they die; A brave man only dies once in his life. Of all the strange things, people's fear of death is the strangest.

37. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

38. People are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a right heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

Life is short, be kind to yourself, and tomorrow will be better.

40. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

4 1. If you can find your own shortcomings as accurately as others, then your life will be extraordinary. Every girl was an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she will cry and become a mortal. So boys must not let girls down, because girls give up the whole heaven for you!

42. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! We are all in samsara!

43. Good love begins with independence and does not need external confirmation. Love is in your heart. You know that love is as free as your blood, and it is a part of you. There is no need to write a special letter to your boyfriend-if there is a sound, it is a sad cry-if there is a sound, it is a sad cry. Love is not attachment, but complementarity and encouragement.

44. First love should never be underestimated.

45. Irregular heartbeat can be described as garbled words written to boyfriend-if there is sound, it is sad crying. If there is a sound, it is a sad cry.

46. What is singleness? There is no choice, it is you; There is a choice, or you. If I choose you, I will never choose you again, forever.

47. I just want to be less lonely and more happy

48. I will never love anyone, even you.

49. The vast sea of people, only you and I meet, hand in hand.

50. I have half a heart, waiting for you at any time.

5 1. On the road of life, there is no need to be sad. There are always bosom friends at the ends of the earth. Seize the opportunity and cherish good luck. May my blessing become a clear spring to quench thirst on the expedition, a sweet comfort when you are troubled, and a flower to celebrate when you are victorious.

52. There is a trace of sadness in a calm afternoon, which is to miss your face; Drink a cup of coffee, and the bitter feeling overflows, with my infinite thoughts, enters your heart. I wonder if you can feel it.

53. How many days and nights I miss you and how many times I love you, you are my endless concern. When I am with you, I am full of the feeling of loving someone.

54. The distance is short when the heart is near; If happiness is made of honey, bitter sea water is sweet; If you receive my message, I hope you are happy today no matter how tired or annoyed you are!

If the world is full of ice and snow, I will stick to the last leaf, and my thoughts will cover your days with green, waiting for spring!

56. You are the brilliant spring in my memory, the gentle water in my heart, the distant method in my mind and the eternal scenery in my life!

57. If life is like tea, you are the sweetness in tea; If life is like wine, you are the fragrance other than alcohol. You and I share joys and sorrows, and make this life like tea and wine!

If you insist on leaving, how can I keep you? Those who keep you, your heart is floating in the distance; I lost you and have nothing since. But don't pity me!

59. Winter has come, frost has covered the windows, and the older girl is embroidering mandarin ducks by the fire. Mandarin ducks have already been paired, but you are not around. I heard that the snowflake has gone away and you will come back. The snowflake is flying again. Winter has come, and winter has gone to different places! Attention, it's getting cold, so put on more clothes!

I still miss my ex-boyfriend. He occupies the whole atrium when nothing happens, and he is in the corner of the atrium when something happens. I hope time passes quickly, but there is an exam at the end of the month and the book hasn't arrived yet. Let's slow down.

6 1. What's the experience of having an ugly ex-boyfriend? I missed it without looking at the photos. There is a saying when I saw the photo, that is, how can I fall in love with this ugly guy if I am blind?

62. The distance is short when the heart is near; If happiness is made of honey, bitter sea water is sweet; If you receive my message, I hope you are happy today no matter how tired or annoyed you are!

63. Last night, I really missed my ex-boyfriend. The new man is waiting for me with open arms, as if because he wants me to go there and start a new relationship. Suddenly I miss my ex-boyfriend very much, because at that time it was passion, admiration, spirit and love. Now my life is stable and I can live. I really can't make myself love the conditions any more than I can beg for food. What I hesitate is to re-examine and re-recognize love.