Humorous and harmful sentences: a selection of 95 sentences

1, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind doesn't want another one.

2. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB.

3. You look really great! Like a stick.

4. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

5, female, like sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask him the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin!

6. Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS.

7. I can't let you listen to my command, nor can I let your money fill your wallet. Then I sent harassing text messages. It turns out that 90% of people will return, and the remaining 10% people who don't return are commonly known as? Dog ignore? !

8. When you say others are ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face, and then see if those peas and horny wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.

9. You are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat of human body, the lowest low-level creature and the scum of men.

10, can't sleep, let's talk about some heavy topics, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy, not good. Say something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, it's a good thing that you gained weight before the price of meat went up, so there is a lot of room for appreciation! good night

1 1. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

12, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

13, the people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

14, don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?

15, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

16, boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?

17, after so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a little human!

18, although I often brush my teeth, my mouth still smells like shit; Although I often take a bath, I still smell like scum.

19, be sure to take a lightning rod when you go out to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

20. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting at the sky as blind as a bat.

2 1. Originally, we were almost the same, but I didn't know what the gap was until you were crazy. I didn't say that, but you are so stupid!

22. The dinosaur said:? When you meet a pervert, you are in no hurry; When you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly

23. When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

24. I never swear, but the person I curse is not human. To tell you this is to treat you as a human being ~ ~ You are poor, thoughtless, heartless, uneducated and uneducated, and you live a miserable life ~ You pollute the air everywhere you go ~ People think you are farting when you talk ~ ~

25, it is not as good as chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside, and the flowers are more beautiful than 10 times.

26. A puppy whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.

27. death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam? Although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!

28. The north wind is blowing again. You are always careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to put on more clothes, you always disdainfully answer: What is my thick pigskin for? Are you still afraid of that breeze?

29. Either you have a bad brain or you lack a thread. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

30. Without culture, at least talk about people. If you are not even a person, you can't talk about it!

3 1, looking for a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

32. Who knows that the mouth can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog sleeping in the stove in winter in front of people.

33. What's wrong with you today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

34. Once upon a time, there was a university student. I heard that as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers, you can attract the attention of the opposite sex. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster.

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

36. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal, and a bitch among transvestites.

37. Nothing is forced, only force.

38. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

39, twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like it? Two? And then what?

40. So you will lose your temper after reading my suggestion. No matter how you scold me, I won't be angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs ~

4 1, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

42. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

43. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

44. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks. Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.

45. You finally understand this 24k golden dog eye! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?

46. You are different, showing a sexy curve, and you are firm in the wind and rain. Not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful!

47. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

48. I don't want to give you face. You are shameless. I said treat you like a human being, will you try to be more humane?

49. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

50. You exude this word from your appearance to bone marrow cells and genes. Cheap? !

5 1, it's my fault that I have no eyesight. I took you for a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

52. Besides saying that you are selfish and arrogant and have no self-knowledge, is there a more appropriate description?

53, forever young, forever act young, forever unappreciative, forever in tears.

54. You have no orthomorphism, and even your headache is local. You have two holes in your face for breathing, right? Whoever can recognize what he is is good.

55. You said you were just fooling around all day, or you were just fooling around with something. You said you would do something else.

56. Animals are still a little pitiful, but I am not, so I am not an animal.

57. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?

58. Guan Yu has a long beard, is personable, and holds a dragon crescent moon blade. People in Jianghu call it? Dao Lang.

59. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

60, the advantages are countless, dancing on cow dung, the whole law in front of everyone, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to themselves, pressing on their backs, but also poof, not afraid of odor, can smell and cover. People send nicknames: spanking!

6 1. On the crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop crowding! Stop squeezing! Squeeze all the milk out! She is holding yogurt.

62. He graduated from Aoyama University, Aoyama University. Think about it. People who graduate from college can't be ordinary brain-damaged, but brain-damaged to the point of hopeless!

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth. Don't think I'm talking to you just because you don't eat shit, you born idiot.

64. You are a life with incomplete evolution, an alien with genetic mutation, and a kindergarten-level high school student.

65. If you are cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant. Handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually.

I'm not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.

67. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

68. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

69. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

70. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

7 1, put Lao tze's position right, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.

72. Men and women are only animals of desire after all! Can it really be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know.

I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

Yesterday Tiehua smiled at me and asked me to count sheep at night. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep?

75. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will feel it is redundant, won't you? You are really redundant.

76. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

77. Break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

78. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

79. Oh, you said your family was poor. You said you were holding a PHS, and you stood in the wind and rain and changed your left hand for your right. You still can't go through with your right hand.

80. disfigured uncle McDonald, a hateful guy like you, can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

8 1, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, it has now become a nutritional product that baptizes the body n times a day.

82. I call you the devil, and nothing pollutes the nature of animals.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

85. You don't look in the mirror and see yourself cross-eyed? It's really your dad. How did your mother make you like this? Don't come out to scare people if you are ugly, okay? If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death.

Beating you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, so get out of here so as not to dirty my eyes.

87. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

88. If you have a son, you will have no asshole. Dad sells assholes You suck ass and like chicken ass.

89. A man may love you or not on impulse, but he must not love you without impulse!

90. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

9 1, please forgive me for trampling and insulting you, a friend who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.

92. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.

93. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?

94. Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

95. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * *? . Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your * *?