The realistic representative of poisonous tongue

1, car and play "of course".

Xi Che: Are you Snow White? Is the poisoned apple Snow White?

2. Does the sea prince look like you? ! Then what fried chicken shop do you open? Should I sell seafood?

In the East China Sea, Qiang Ren said that Park Jung-soo was the oldest.

Park Jung-soo: Actually, I'm the same age as Xi Che and Han Geng.

Xi: What does this have to do with me? I didn't say anything. I just walked away.

4. Xi Che plays "of course" with a woman.

Xi Che leaned close to Jane Doe's face, looked her in the eye and said, "How beautiful!" !

Hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss.

Xi: I mean me in your eyes! ! !

5. Myeong-soo Park: Teenagers! Life is hard.

Xi Che: I didn't ask you to live like that.

6. Han Geng participated in the radio program hosted by him for the first time. When Che introduced Han Geng, he said many compliments.

Xi Che: I love someone very, very much. Then don't ask purposefully. Tell me about the person you are most grateful to. Only one person!

Han Geng: Origin.

Car: Is it because the original Chinese is better? I also taught you a lot-swearing!

Bad family

1, car: cruel is S, sad is D, beautiful is Y.

What do you mean?

Car: Sex is cruel, death is sad, and you are beautiful.

2. Xi Che said to J, Ah, get a puppy. The white one is called "cotton candy" and the black one is called "cinnamon".

3, love letter season 3, the third generation tapping game.

Xi Che: I will let everyone know that I am more than just appearance!

4. At a brain sports meeting.

Girl: Xi Che is good at everything except thinking like an alien.

Xi Che: Can this phenomenon be seen on the earth?

5. Confess to Ayumi: You may think I'm rude, and it's fair not to tell God. With my looks, intelligence and talent, I certainly have a bad temper. Don't you think I'm fine? (handing in a love letter)

Starlight navy department

1, Star Admiralty on March 25th.

Moderator: What is the secret of the popularity of Che Xi?

Xi Che: It has a lot to do with looks, but there are other factors, so don't judge me just by my appearance.

2.0306 Star Golden Bell

Moderator: Car, please show your charming angle.

Car (with an extremely narcissistic smile): No angle. Just look at the camera and you will find a beautiful man.

3. Yi Sheng: I feel that I can't move my head.

Xi Che: Is your head too big?

I am a child in the team.

Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their looks, but people around me often say that I am handsome.

Mysterious tracking

1, I want Masha chicken. When you arrive in Thailand, you must eat Masha chicken, or you will go back to Korea by boat. (Mysterious Tracking Episode 1)

2. Origin: I believe that the church will be blessed by God and live.

Xi Che: I'm cursed. Am I still alive?

have a full house

1, full house 5, Kim HeeChul wrote a poem.

Qiang Ren: Anna, do you love Xi Che?

Anna: Of course.

Princess: Huh? Falling in love with me so easily?

Qiang Ren: Look, Anna loves me unilaterally ~

Princess: That's the only way. Kim HeeChul was born to be loved by women all over the world!

It's not my fault. My parents made me look so handsome. (quite excited when talking)

Kim HeeChul (Korea)

1, Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul.

2. Qiang Ren: Brother, who do you hate most in SJ?

Xi Che: You.

Qiang Ren: Ah ~ Why? !

Xi Che: (seriously) Shall I give you a mirror?

3. In FH 7, Enkh appeared again unconsciously.

Xi Che: When did he come?

Enkh: To be honest, only with me can the atmosphere come alive!

Car: The atmosphere is alive and the picture is dead!

4. Say: Che Xi, your fingers are really beautiful!

Xi Che: So you haven't seen my toes.

5. Yi Zhe: Did you knit a scarf for a month just to make such a joke? !

Xi Che: This kind of joke? Are you laughing at my joke? !

Yi Zhe: It's not … that …

Car: (Step by step) A joke is 99% effort and 1% inspiration. The hearty laughter comes from this kind of joke. I've been preparing this joke for a whole month, but you don't care! (fierce eyes)

Yi Zhe: Sorry.

Che Xi: (smiling immediately) Since I'm sorry, forget it!

6. CY message from Park Jung-soo: One is one, not two; Two is two, not three; Three is three, not four ... (until 200), that's what you did to me!

7. There is nothing wrong with beautiful flowers. The wrong thing is the butterfly.

Nishikido Ryo (Japan)

1, ask: "What's the best to eat? 」

Liang: "I made my own fried noodles. 」

2. Sene: "Hey. 」

Liang: "What are you doing ~ I'll hit you! 」

3. "You, don't sit down ~! You, you're late. Forget it. Which side do you like, Jiangjunwu Line or Garden City Line? I like the general martial arts line ~ "

4. Motto: "Be strict with yourself and be lenient with others. Because it's easier. 」

Disadvantages: "No .. because I am the strongest. 」

Ueda: "Hu Jin, what do you want to say to me? 」

Liang: "Who are you? 」

6. Q: "What do you like about yourself? 」

Bright: "All. 」

Q: "What do you hate about yourself? 」

Liang: "No? 」

7. Liang: "Kato, you are so narcissistic. 」

8. Q: "What is your personality in a word? 」

Liang: "Not good.

9. Hand said, "Why are you so handsome? How can I become so handsome? 」

Liang: "Still, where's the blood? It is blood. I lied (laughing). 」

10, "aren't couples all idiots playing by the sea?" 」

1 1, Liang: "Such boys are annoying! ! (refers to a boy sending a text message to his girlfriend, which uses a lot of words) "

Q: "But don't you want to try this?" ? 」

Liang: "But I have already done so! ! 」

12, ask: "What is essential every day? 」

Bright: "Shit. 」

13, introduce yourself in class with my brother.

Nishikido Ryo, 18 years old! Is 19 soon ... "

14, "When kissing, your eyes are open! Her trembling came from my lips, which seemed to be an experience in middle school. 」

15, q: "What part of yourself do you hate? 」

Liang: "Probably legs, because they are very short (laughs). 」

16, q: "What age and what kind of person do you want to marry? 」

Liang: "My age doesn't matter. I want to marry someone I like very much. 」

17, "Masuda, your muscles are well developed, but your hair is very refreshing. 」

18, rice is very, very delicious.

"This delicious 100. 」

19, long ago, Liang bought Kiss of Life when he was in hospital, and then listened to it again and again.

"I went to ktv to sing this song as soon as I was discharged from the hospital, but I couldn't sing the high-pitched place at all, so I immediately stopped at this place. Huh? Keep a low profile, okay? No, I won't admit such a failure ... (omitted) ... On the other hand, that man's voice is high, how can it be like that (laughs)! 」

"I don't know where his (Ken Hirai?'s) voice came from ~ but I used to have a high voice ... Looking back at the video of the concert at that time, I think the voice is simply ultrasonic. Is it a dog flute? That voice (laughs). There must be a lot of wild dogs gathered around the venue (laughs). 」

20. "In music, I want to try to compose music or something. However, I can't read the music at all, so I can't write it on paper at all. I'm confident. I'll just write it down with my ears ... Aha (laughs). 」

2 1. At the press conference, uchi misspelled "news japan" as "news Japan".

Liang (hits Yuji on the head): "You idiot! 」

22. Liang: "People like you (tortoise) are not allowed to talk to me! 」

23. "Secret? Quite a long time ago, I once wanted to pee, but it was quite far from the bathroom, so I had to pee in the pet bottle (special container for pets) ... "

24. "I have a mole on my ass (in baby language here) (laughs). 」

25. Go to eito on recomen and talk about how to address your family.

Hina: "Is there a good parent-child relationship in your family? 」

Liang: "Well, I like it best. 」

26. Yoko: "Kimura, where do you want to kiss? 」

Liang: "Well, in an ordinary room or something. 」

Yoko: "Whoops ~ Wow ~! Lust! ! 」

Liang: "Isn't this normal? Sweat "

27. "My sister is very kind to both brothers, but she is very cold to me. 」

28. "I like Osaka because there are family members there; I like Tokyo, because there is a mountain P (heart). 」

29. In the broadcast of Guan8 limited by Kansai, there is a paragraph asking: "Are you from Genese?" Then answer: "I'm in the department of zero." 」

Liang: "No ... I'm from the 00 department. 」

Yoko, Hina, Subaru laughed after hearing this ~

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30. "Hengshan: Although Jinhu looks like this, it is different from what happened at home (laughs)."

Liang: "Mom! ! I thought I told you to wake me up! ! ! (Angry) "

3 1, "As long as I think that the mountain P is gone, I feel so sad that I want to cry. 」

32. Yoko: "You say' Mom'. 」

Liang: "Mom! 」

Yoko: "What should I do when I go home and see super delicious food?" 」

Liang: "Mom ... Mom ..."

Yoko: "What about when you were extremely angry? 」

Liang: "Mom (the second word is stress)! ! ! ! 」

33. "The first is to grow to 175cm. It's exactly 170cm, which should be a little higher. Although everyone thinks that 19 years old can't grow taller, Hu Jin can. Well, I pray "grow taller" before going to bed and getting up. Compared with this, I was only 138cm when I joined Jr. It looks like a real bird. But no one thought I could grow so tall. I prayed for this for a year. 」

34. In Miaozhu Island's letter to my mother.

"I will let you see your grandson as soon as possible! 」

35. "My nose is sticky after sneezing ..."

36. News winter scam

Hill: "This man is really something! ! After the news concert 1, I went to the rehearsal of "Shock" and starred in two more films after I came back! ! ! 」

Liang (nodding to the fans under the stage): "Respect me! ! ! ! 」

Q: "Speaking of Nishikido Ryo? 」

Liang: "Well, what can I say? A good man. 」

38. Liang: "I can't do it without you! 」

Ahmadinejad: What are you talking about now? I can't do anything without bright sauce. 」

Sheena: "Well, it's over! !

A: "I envy you, don't I? Does this member like it? 」

A: "This is not the love of members, but pure love."

39, a location shooting, a girl shouted "bright sauce ~" to support him.

Liang (anxious because of shyness): "Hurry up and finish filming. 」

But I don't know why, but I waved and smiled at foreign tourists.

The actor who played Yoko's mother in "Tales of a Tale of Friends" in 1940 and 1903 said, "Speaking of which, Kim, the girl said, where do you read in the brochure?" Then pointed to a girl under the stage.

Liang: "What did you say! ! I yelled at that girl on purpose, but later I apologized to her (laughs).

4 1, Liang: "My brother is as ugly as an Iranian. 」

42-year-old, field controller mc, was asked if he would surf the Internet?

Liang: "I often go to see 2ch. It says, "Hu Jin, go home! It's depressing, but I'm really watching it 」

43, probably playing games with grass or something, the loser is responsible for sorting out the garbage after dinner, and then the bright sauce loses. ...

Liang: "Please let me tidy up! ! (In turn angry) "

Grass: "Sorry. I will clean it up! ! 」

Liang: "I'll sort it out! 」

Grass: "It doesn't matter. I really have to clean it myself. 」

~ after the bright sauce is finished ~

Liang: "Thank you! Let me learn a lot! ! (Angry) "

Grass: "..."

Hill who heard this series of conversations ...

Qing: "Cut ~. He obviously lost ... "

44. MyoO2001year1month.

Liang: "When I kiss, I will never close my eyes. 」

45. Q: "What is the confession of Valentine's Day? 」

Liang: "Let's start with the body. 」

As a result, the sentence he said was cut out when it was broadcast. ...

46. When news is broadcast on 17.

Q: "What are the advantages? 」

Liang: "There are too many answers (laughs). 」

Q: "What are the disadvantages? 」

Liang: "No! ! 」

47. At the handshake meeting.

Liang: "Hello everyone ~ I am your help ~"

48. A long time ago, a ghost story was told on the shoe -NEN J to see who could stand listening for the longest time.

Liang (telling the ghost story): "You guy, at least tell me an interesting story ..."

However, the place to listen to ghost stories is the main hall of the temple. If you go to the main hall, you must pass a cemetery. ...

Liang (sobbing): "What should I do ... (fear)"

..... Then, it took nearly an hour to reach the main hall. ...

As a result, I didn't hear the end, so I fled back because I was too scared, and I lost a shoe on the way (laughs).

49, "Mugen generation without Ji Meng", catching goldfish with bright sauce.

A group of full bars (girls whose faces were painted black) pointed at each other: "Take this! Grab this! 」

Liang: "I will kill you! 」

50. Liang: "I will say I love you once a day." 」

5 1, inside: "Does Bright Sauce like me? 」

Liang: "What are you talking about? I hate you, you idiot. 」

52. "Please, please put the emergency fan on your chest. 」

53. Speaking of the content of punishment.

"Dotonbori River cleaning. Nothing is so easy to do with a broom. Jump in a scuba diving position and take out all the cans. I've never dived before, and I don't know what will happen. Or, climb Mount Fuji with Nye in 30 minutes. 」

Ahmadinejad (through translator): "What do you mean by lovers? But ryo chan's naughty place is still quite cute. 」

Liang: "When I stayed in a hotel, I was always woken up by the inside. I can't go back to my friend (laughs). 」

Ahmadinejad (through translator): No matter what image I appear in front of Liang, I won't feel embarrassed. 」

Liang: "I know what my ass looks like!" 」

Ahmadinejad (through translator): Liang and I are like an old couple. 」

Liang: "Maybe I have fallen in love with my boyfriend! 」

55. While taking photos at WINK UP 05 12, Liang suddenly said to Hill, "Hill, open your eyes! 」

However, at this time, Hill's eyes ... were actually open.

56. When Masu eats pork at lunch, he will say to the steamed stuffed bun, "Are you eating your own kind again? 」

When Masu eats beef, he will say, "Ah! This is not your relative ... "

57. Xiao Liang left a message for Masu: "I seem to hear that a broken nose will make you taller? Although I don't know if this is nosy, Masu said before, "I hate a flat nose! "This is why I told you first! 」

Introduce inaudible radio programs to everyone in Kansai.

Masu tried very hard to explain the source of his program title, which may be really difficult: "にちょっとかけててマスダ"! 」

I was told by my fans ~ ~ ~ Laugh ~ ~

Then Hu Jin couldn't listen any longer, and finally said, "Tian Tian, please, die for me! 」

59. The abandoned Masu

Sa P: "I received an email from my friend today saying,' I want to join the news'.

Hill: "Is it U Jun? The one who often keeps a diary. (Laughter) "

Then Xiao Liang said: "If U Jun wants to come to the news, take Masu away!" ! (Laughter) "

Nei immediately began to say to Masu: "Why Masu?" ! 」

At this time, a close-up of extremely innocent Masu appeared on the screen. "Don't be so annoying. My eyes are full of lonely information, and my hands hold the microphone together! ! ! ! (Laughter)

I hear it's cute. ....

At this time, Nai くん also said, "It's so cute! 」

Liang Xiao also immediately smiled and apologized: "Nothing, nothing! Excuse me, excuse me! (Laughter) "

Tanda: "However, I also learned a lot from Katsunori Takahashi Sang, who starred in this movie. 」

Hill: "What have you learned? 」

Tan Tian: "hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... (Masu, who can't think of the answer, laughs)"

Hu Jin: "You really haven't learned anything! 」

Tan Tian: "No, no! Well, Gao Qiao Sang bought the clothes in my usual shop! 」

Hu Jin: "... well, it's just gossip. (Laughter) "

6 1, Masu and Xiao Pinren said before: "Next, let's sing Jin Hu Kun's Pinren. 」

Xiao Liang said, "Is it K?"

62. In the latest issue of Light Music, Xiao Liang wrote to all the brunettes in Johnny's office: "Dear brunette in Johnny's office, please change your brunette hair, because you and I crashed. When can you change it? If possible, I want you to change it. 」

Xiao Liang: "You (Liang) are playing video games all day, and you have to go to school! I don't care about playing video games until 8 am, it won't work! ? Go to school! ! (Laughter) "

64. When Liang Jiang first met He, he said to him, "You are so ugly ..."

Then KAME is said to have said to 6 backstage, "Don't say that on the show in the future! 」

65 BC 1 1.20, everyone analyzed that Liang's personality was rather shy, so they asked fans to say to Liang, "Dear Liang (LG special language), I love you! 」

Master Liang is really strong after listening to it! There was no response, and he even said, "This seems to be wishful thinking! 」

66.6543810.5 On SOLO LIVE in Yokohama, Xiao Liang saw his back on the big screen and laughed at himself in gossip: "My height is so short, my son will be miserable in the future ~ Come on! 」

After that, he said to himself, "Ah, I was torturing myself just now ..."

67. On DBS, KAME said, "Are the necklaces of the two of you (Jin He) the same? 」

Then Hu Jin simply said, "This guy learned it from me! 」

Kim: "Bright ..."

Liang: "You are so noisy! ! 」

68. Yoko said that once he changed his hairstyle, Uncle Jin Hu didn't notice it at all. Grandpa found out and lost a sentence: "Hengshan, do you really have no light at all?" 」

69. Liang: "Murakami, it's really ugly for you to join the society. 」

70. Liang: "I was so beautiful at that time. Fortunately, my heart has become beautiful, otherwise I would never be friends with you! 」

7 1, Liang: "You (hill) have a good single eyelid! 」

72. Liang: "What do you want to do? 」

73. Liang: "Please enjoy your meal ~"

"I'll try my best! In order not to let the fans who came to watch regret it! 」

"You give me a little louder! ! 」

74.MC's time on SOLO LIVE is 1 month.

Liang: "Show me an imitation ~" Ah, I will be an imitation that a girl will definitely like! Close your eyes! 」

But everyone can't close their eyes. ...

So Xiao Liang roared, "I told you to close your eyes!" 」

Then I had no choice but to start performing imitation. The title of the film is the ending song "はじめてのチュ ~" by Liejun Qi Tian. The imitation is quite similar, but the reaction at the venue is very subtle (laughs).

65438+ 10 On SOLO LIVE in July and June, a male fan screamed happily.

Man: "Xiao Liang! 」

Liang: "Oh! Is it a boy? A very noisy boy. 」

76. On SOLO LIVE, Liang said, "Did you just see Takizawa Kun, Ergong Kun and Kun? Qiu Shankun's words must have been seen at once (laughs)? Thinking, "Wow!" ! It's Akiyama! …」

77. Liang: "(The outline of the face) has deepened a little, but only the nose has grown up (laughs), which is not bad. 」

78. Very happy people are fascinated by the solo scene.

Male: "ゼニゲッチュー! 」

Liang: "What? Wait, kids, shut up! I'm glad, but your voice is not loud at all, that boy over there. Okay？ 」

After a period of time

Man: "No! 」

Liang: "That boy! You are so noisy! My voice is hoarse. Hey, hey, please. ..... so noisy (laughs). I wrote a guitar on J-Web, but it's like a functional novel ... I want to play the guitar. Everyone just sat and listened to me in a daze ... "

79. Liang: "Is that enough? How long have I been saying this? About 10 minutes? Have you seen J-web? Close the eighth team (topic), right? Is my article well written? 」

G: "good! 」

Liang: "That's it. Good idea, I (laughs) "

80. There is a discussion on Solo Live about who likes Five best.

Liang: "Then, only at the beginning can we use the exclusion method. Then, Konoha was excluded. It's time to go from top to bottom. Next is the preference order. 」

I said, "Does that mean that the two of them won't go out in two places? 」

Liang: "Yes, yes. How to sort the first three people ... (hands holding cheeks) Now that Kono Muye has been eliminated, he will throw it here (pointing at his own feet, stepping and kicking). 」

Priest: "Don't step on it! You kicked me! (Laughter) "

8 1, con said to go bowling. Everyone went except Xiao Liang.

Dan Jixiang said, "He invited Xiao Liang, but Liang Xiao wanted to play ball. 」

Xiao Liang immediately denied it. "When did you invite me?" ! ? 」

82. Hasegawa: "We first met at the beginning of J at 8 o'clock. 」

Hu Jin: "I think Hasegawa's long hair looks like kelp, and it seems that he left a white beard on his mouth after drinking milk (laughs). 」

83. LS is in plaster and asks Liang to say something on the show.

Uncle Liang pointed to Hasegawa and said, "I personally have a problem with this guy." Then he slapped him with his hand. ...

84. Liang shook hands with Guan Yu at a fan and said, "Nice chest! 」

The wind calmed the tears (China)

1, sorry, I haven't produced these legendary virtues yet.

2. It seems that I have been swimming in Mitsukawa. This river is made up of Swiss army knives.

3. In fact, this person's "face is very obscene" can be preceded by "stimulating people's violent impulse", "seeing goose bumps" and "which zoo fence is not closed properly!" "No matter how caring the breeder is, he will refuse to feed!" Equality attribute.

4. Chop a few bastards to death with a knife and then dismember them all and cook them into paste to wipe the wallpaper of the kennel.

5. I really want to write an article about the reasonable existence, necessity and sustainable development prospect of beating black sticks in hospitals.

6. 50 yuan can get a chicken painted by himself if the price is increased, and an enlarged A4 paper can be obtained if the price is increased 10 yuan.

7. Go to hell with the airport security personnel who paid me the dagger! If you hadn't finally said "I'll give it back to you when I get back to Chengdu", I would have told you "I have a knife!" I don't have a knife ... can you pay me some money! ……"

8. Personally, I suggest adopting the conversion method of "hanging once a minute to repay".

I won't let you go! Remember, you guys who have had fungi in their heads for a hundred years!

10, I've had enough! I told you I've recovered! The body is great and delicious, and you can drag it to shoot an advertisement for the 25,000-mile long March of the Workers and Peasants Red Army.

1 1. Why do people stare at me all day? I am dragged to eat when I eat, and someone comes to my house at night ... I am used to living alone. When I was asleep, I heard something downstairs. My intuitive reaction is not "caring for my relatives" at all, but "ghosts" or "thieves"!

I want to go out. Even if it's only three minutes to go to the park toilet in the next city, I'll go out!

13, ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

14, I have a perfectionist game addiction, but in the end I had to download the Japanese version because I couldn't keep going ... and I finished the marathon of 170 km on foot in the scorching sun, robbed a car at gunpoint in the last 50 meters, and was told to dig an active volcano ten meters away when there were only three days left in the project. I have been Lei Feng all my life. !

15, I saw the Buddha say to me in the holy light over nine days: "Drag the manuscript". But five minutes later, the editor said, "I'll die if I delay the manuscript any longer." Since then, I have lost the direction of my life … I want to listen to Buddhism, but I am afraid of death.

16, hello, this kind user is not at home, please leave a message after the beep.

17, the boss sometimes has a miraculous effect to avoid catching up on work, utilities, overtime and voluntary labor. You know, letting go of your conscience at this time will lead to your early death.

18, so stupid that he became a great man, a myth, a legend ... the prefix word is "funny".

19, God of Wealth! Give me diligence!

After wishing "God please let me win $5 million" every day and God never appeared, I finally found out that one of the important reasons is that I am too lazy to buy lottery tickets. ...

2 1, when there is no peace to understand, we have to understand poverty.

22. Why does the protagonist in the story always get through the second pulse of Ren Du when he is cornered, and I only get through the drawer where I put the change?

23. I saw the grade of your hospital. I was wrong. I believe you still have a little brain marrow ... but it's all secreted by hemorrhoids anyway

24. The diagnosis sheet I was given actually said "foaming at the mouth". Lao tze where to find that thing to vomit! ? You're fucking foaming at the mouth! You are foaming at the mouth from your nose to the tip of your nails to your capillaries to the end of your rectum! There are five serious drops on the laboratory list. Why do you only prescribe me a cardiotonic? ! Isn't it "not dying in the hospital"? !

25. If Laozi really dies at that time, I will burn every cell of you into a Korean barbecue even if it becomes a ghost fire!

26. Have a good time. There is a kind of joy similar to "the emancipated serf was elected as a deputy to the National People's Congress and shook hands with the chairman" or "the prodigal son returned to his hometown after ten years of reform through labor to learn lessons and become a model worker".

27. Girl comics? ! Wow, hahaha, I just want to remember "a long time ago, there was a girl, and then she was killed" ... what an orthodox, warm and lovely story!

28. god pig. Since I was born, I have been holding on in fear, eating, sleeping and playing, and I am tired of eating. Even if fattening is killed, it is cost-effective. I want to be a god pig!

29. When I see a large group of fat goldfish crowded on the shore waiting for tourists to feed them, they will "bounce the fish to the surface" ... even if they are "happy at dinner time!" God, I can't help saying, "I'm disgusting." ...

30. What if the torch bearer is killed by a car while running on the road? What should I do if I run and want to pee? Say "hold this for me" to the person next to you and go to the bathroom? What if I tripped while running and the flame fell into the sewer? What should I do if I accidentally hit the flagpole sign or something while running, causing a fire?

3 1, you're just playing dead collectively! A group of idiots with brain tumors bigger than brain marrow!

32, of course, is not toxic, but it is always uncertain. Even if you eat a catty of jiaozi and a catty of steamed bread at a time, it will definitely be bad for your health. Most of them will have to die. ...

33. For a while, I thought I was going to burp. The only difference is whether I'm going to see the old gentleman or Marx.

34. If you just look at the photos, you will feel that the snow scene is beautiful, but when you are there, you only feel that every tree is saying "You have to burp here" and "You really have to burp" ...

35. When winter comes, I feel lazy all over. Everything in my ears is like a requiem, and everything in my mouth is like an antiperspirant. When ordering takeout, I just want to say "send me a quilt", answer the phone and fall asleep unconsciously.

36. Who wants to get along with you? Throw a 5 million and smash me half to death!

37, the devil wants to be "generous" with you, only the big head who loves to burn money is interested in being generous there.

38. I just want to know the winning number of the next lottery. Everything in the universe is left to others to understand.

39, sensitive, kind and gentle, I said: I just want money.

40, but I found that I was very focused when I was angry! Nothing more than burning, killing and looting. I was almost as absorbed as a saint who knew the eighth sense, except that I didn't immediately become a serial killer and took a chainsaw to the streets!

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Che Xi: Where did you get the strawberry fragrance? (The fart scene in the elevator calls you pp strawberry. )