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People who are too emotional will not have an easy life.

1, weather forecast: 20 15, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, happy thunder and safety hail. Please note that they will surround you all year round.

2. Is anyone there? I am the courier who sends the blessing message. Please sign for it. Don't underestimate it. It is full of sincere wishes from the sender: I wish you peace and happiness all your life; The future and career are thriving; Of course, sweet love and good luck that always fetters you, why linger? Give me your autograph quickly.

I wish you youth, fat as a pig, sweet potato in your hand, like a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, eat without cooking, never be convinced, and be a wild boar with a hippo. Congratulations. Congratulations.

4. Thank the sun for shining on the earth, thank God for letting you be born on this day, and thank Mom and Dad for their early efforts, so that I have the honor to meet you. Happy birthday.

5. Nowadays, girls are really difficult to help. If they stand on the road angrily and stupidly, they can't be coaxed. I said to buy you a bunch of flowers and ignore me; I said to take you to the movies and ignore me; I say we go to eat delicious food, so leave me alone. Then his boyfriend came up to me and asked me, who are you?

6. If you are happy, you wave, if you are happy, you stamp your feet, if you are happy, you shake your head. Happy new year, crazy.

Classic funny greeting

7. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two, happy new year. If it's a team, please tell me where you are.

8, the magpie is coming, my mother said it is a bird or a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a good bird, not a guest. The crow came, and the child asked, are you a guest, too? Yes, I am a hacker, cried the crow.

9. I wish the new year peace, peace and contentment, prosperity, good luck, high vision, worry-free skills and eternal youth. I wish you happiness.

10, may you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth and auspiciousness, enter the new year and be happy every day.

1 1. In the coming Spring Festival, I'm going to knit you a red sweater with twisted yarn and candlelight: the front is peace, the back is happiness, and luck is thick shoulders. It is best to wear sleeves, including a considerate collar, and your pockets are full of happiness, so that you can wear a T and have a warm package.

12, I'm getting married soon. Gossip will only give you three heads: wife first at home, family first outside, making money first after marriage, paying attention to health at work, wishing the whole family happiness, early birth and good luck! Happy wedding.

Interesting greetings for the Year of the Ox and the New Year.

13, life is long, who will take a few steps! Take care of your family and your lover! 32. There is a chef at home, who is kind outside and looks good sitting on a good table. I can't see him in the distance! Keep two, keep one, develop three, five, six seven.

14, the wife should check her husband carefully every day to see if she can find the hair of a single woman. One day, he searched for a long time and found nothing, so he scolded: Now you want a nun.

15, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and what people say is not true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is not enough for men not to fight; 29. If a person has money, who is his fate? If this man were alive, pigs would climb trees.

16, across Ma Benteng, a lifetime portrait of a happy and rich lover was formed with a groundsel, a rose, a hundred days of fragrance and a hundred days of singing and dancing. Beautiful figure, handsome mind and talented career. Two relationships wish a lifetime of happiness.

17, a smoker went to space to experience life. He brought 50 kilograms of cigarettes. A year later, when I returned to Earth, I looked at Huang Chengcheng and said, Mom, I forgot to bring my lighter.

18, bless you in the name of love. May the flower of love in your heart never wither. Bless you in the name of years, and may years not change the feelings of love. Happy wedding.

Classic funny greeting

19. Stimulate missed domestic demand, promote concerned employment, maintain concerned growth, stabilize happy people's livelihood, overcome the difficulty of distance, adhere to happy scientific development, and wish you success in your career.

20. As pure as snowflakes, as beautiful as fireworks, as brilliant as years, as sweet and gentle as tofu, and as hardworking and kind as you like this flower and that flower, then I'll call you Hua! I wish you a happy new year.

2 1, a small tree, a grass, a bird, carefree; Xiaotian, the villain has no pressure; Small feelings, small messages full of love; A small letter, a small blessing branded: happiness throughout the spring.

22. Send you a wishing tree: your heart is full of pistachios, melons, lucky plums, warm plums, happy peaches and rich dates, reflecting your good luck for a year.

23, festive gongs and drums to congratulate the wedding, concise and lively. The romantic lyre is a perfect match for the couple. Suona hung high in the clouds and invited Feng to get engaged. It's a happy event to clink cups and discs and sing songs. Zhu: A century of harmony.

24, friends, wandering in the rivers and lakes, I wish you a skill: learn to be happy and relaxed, get rid of troubles, Jiuyang health miracle, Linglang one step safe, fortune eighteen palms.