What are the jokes in the World Cup?

The boundary between the Chu River and the Han Dynasty is at the equator, and the north and south poles are busy attacking and defending. Who is the king when the storm comes back? Show your unique skills and win the game. The climax event has appeared, and the wonderful moment is treasured!

2. full of green, the stadium, is wonderful because of the World Cup. The World Cup has already started, so stay up and watch the ball.

After a World Cup, I was promoted to a fake fan, and I gradually began to understand that football loves football! Hope to have the opportunity to go to the scene to watch a game! See you at this year's World Cup!

4. The football battlefield is busy, filled with smoke, drums are ringing, firepower is everywhere, passion is surging, and fighting spirit is high. Let's see who the gold medal in today's World Cup belongs to, who will win the battle and who will win the battle.

5. One person is absorbed in watching the ball, two people are excited to watch the ball, three people are booing, and a group of people are doing nothing. What they want is majestic momentum. Brother, let's watch the World Cup. Don't be unhappy!

6. The palace of the World Cup, the palace of honor, glory and dreams together, breathtaking strength, feelings beyond national boundaries, for the shade, for the passion of that moment, football will haunt us, look forward to it together, and heartbeat together.

7. On the sword of South Africa, the football feast will eventually end; Who is the winner in the peak matchup? No matter who wins or loses, we enjoy the process and moment of struggle. Bless the World Cup and be happy every day.

8. In the year of the senior high school entrance examination, I stayed up late to watch the World Cup near the exam. Finally, I was admitted to our school, and the teacher suspected me of cheating. Who else will support the German team with me this year!

Since the World Cup, Mr. Wang has been sitting in front of the TV. His wife came to urge him to eat, and he waved his hand: offside! As soon as his wife begged, he took out a red card: send it out!

10, I sent this message today mainly for one purpose: one is to inform you to watch the World Cup, and the other is to remind you to have a rest. Another technical word: please lie down and sleep immediately after watching the game every night, and don't forget to go to work! World Cup, passion is with you!

1 1, in the next month, everything can be bad, but the mood of watching the ball can't be bad; Everything can be lacking, but TV can't be lacking; You can forget everything except the game! Note: Stay up late to watch the ball and take care of the rest! Enjoy watching the ball!