The funniest thing is to talk about comments.

1. After reading what you said, I was so shocked that my hands trembled slightly and even my urine shook out a few drops. My lips trembled for a long time and I couldn't wake up from the shock. I couldn't calm down any longer. I reached out and wiped my tears, and my trembling lips spit out three words: "Good writing!"

2. Things have been done, and the child has finished playing. I arranged for her to stay in the hotel. As a brother, I have done everything. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her when you have time. After all, she is your woman, and you won't answer her phone or text messages. I can only leave a message here, so mind your own business.

3. It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher. After a semester, my English has improved obviously ... But what if she is pregnant now?

4. Chickens lay eggs and shit, but you must only eat eggs and not shit, which is true for chickens and people. Every excellent person can lay eggs and shit. For example, he is good at starting a company, so you can buy his stock to make money. As for his nonsense, you don't have to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, ignore chicken excrement, absorb nutrition and strengthen yourself. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue shit all day. Can you grow stronger by eating shit?

5. After reading what you said, I turned off my mobile phone, smoked a cigarette earnestly, went to the balcony and took a bottle of Tsingtao beer, took two gulps, and went to the window to watch the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What * * stuff is written here ... You have to say something big!

6. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu Yanzhuo, Hua Rong, Chai Jin, liying, Zhu Tong, Lu Zhishen, Wu Song, Dong Ping, Zhang Qing, Yang Zhi, Xu Ning, Suochao, Dai Zong, Liu Tang, Li Kui, Shi Jin, Mu Hong, Lei Heng.

7. I am a person who speaks directly, and my thinking logic may be relatively simple. I often speak inappropriately. If there is anything offensive, come and fucking hit me!

8. I have already asked about what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation may easily lead to inflammation of the prostate, which may lead to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private message before, so I replied directly.

9. After reading your talk, my heart can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraph, strange in plot and ups and downs.

1. I'm so nervous when I reply for the first time! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? Can others not understand it if it is so profound? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

11. It's my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words should I type to show my literary talent? Is it good to say this? Will it become a hit? Will my writing be too far-fetched? Will others not understand my writing so abstruse? How can I write elegant?

12. What makes a boy who plays football more handsome than a boy who plays basketball is bullshit. As long as you are handsome, you are handsome to play glass balls, and ugly golfers are like shoveling shit. I fucking see through the world! Forget it, I'm going to play the glass ball!

13. Great! Great! . Landlord, there is a light coming out of your crown, do you know? At a young age, you have a cross-training physique, which is a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it will not fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will go to hell if I don't, and the task of prohibiting evil and punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This secret book of Tathagata's palm is priceless. I think it's predestined relationship with you. Let me teach it to you for 1 yuan.

14. Like the landlord, he writes so well, understands music, looks good and is gentle. Like water, personable, floating like catkins in the wind and polite boy, to tell the truth, I can fight ten at a time!

15. Yesterday, when I watched the celestial phenomena at night, I found that one star of the Big Dipper deviated two centimeters to the south, and I knew that the donor's luck was over. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple, and his words were incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by crossing the Himalayas, climbing Mount Everest and asking the original Buddha for a pack of "Banlangen" clothes.

16. Looking back on these three years, I have tasted the bitterness and hardships of the society. From the beginning, everything? There are 3 thousand, from 3 thousand to 2 million, from 2 million to 8 million, from 8 million to more than 18 million. I'm not showing off. I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixel of a mobile phone, the clearer the photos you take!

17. You tell me here again that the foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to go back to the construction site at once. There are still 2 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that if you don't come back, you won't get a penny of 3 yuan for 1 days. And the village chief called, asking me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage, and told you to pay your wages and go back to her tomorrow.

18. Can you hold a line for me? I'm nine feet tall, with a great appearance. I have more than 3 villas at home, motor homes and yachts, and all my servants are equipped with Lamborghini. I have a doctorate in biology, and I am proficient in six languages, especially Japanese. I'm an engineer and I'm preparing to tile the Great Wall at present! The most important thing is that if I give another bottle of Erguotou, I can still blow it down!

19. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order, and promote ... lend me 2 yuan!

2. Hello, dear! I am the after-sales customer service of the sex shop at the beginning of love, and I have contacted you many times and always refused to respond, so before you leave a message, we have repaired the inflatable doll you sent back to you and sent it back to you immediately. When our logistics staff received the goods, it was terrible, and the staff present were in tears. We can understand your anger at being single, but please don't treat her so violently in the future. After all, she is a doll.

21. Lang: I am the most handsome in my class. Eleven: I am the most handsome in the school. Oriental: I am the most handsome in the world. Zi Hua: I am the most handsome in the universe. Sha Qianmo: I'm not as good as you. I'm just the most handsome of us.

22. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social division, stabilize social order, and promote the existence of ... lend me 2 yuan!

23. I talk about juvenile madness and treat kidney deficiency without sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the whole city with the satrap, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Wine, chest, and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Hiroyuki. Holding the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon, looking northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, sheep sheep. Night comes and dreams suddenly return home, learning a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier.

24. You have arranged for me. The baby has been aborted and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to live in. As a brother, I have done everything. After all, she is your woman, and she still needs your responsibility. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it. I don't answer your phone or send you a text message. I can only leave a message here when I see that you are still in the mood to talk. That's all, mind your own business!

25. Why didn't you show up for a long time? Why are condoms frequently stolen from garbage bins? Why are the underwear in the women's bathroom in the nursing home leaked by the black hand? Why do tens of thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost that buddhist nun's door is knocked every night? What is hidden behind the accidental pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this?

26, fuck! (Although this commentary is only one word, its grammar is rigorous, its words are neat, its structure is ingenious, and it is catchy. It can be said that it is concise and concise, which shows that the critic's solid writing skills, ingenious writing skills and tragic creativity are really admirable, and it is really the crowning touch to end with an exclamation point.)

27. To be a woman, you should be like Hu Yifei.

28. They are all schoolmasters, local tyrants, beautiful girls, handsome, cute and thin. I am still alive. See you in the world!

29. I envy seeing you talk every day. You are good-looking, you use a smart phone, you have money, you have many friends, and you talk about something that seems very powerful all day. Just take anything to support my living expenses for several months. I don't study much, and I'm from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world, so I can only watch you send it silently, give a compliment from time to time, and send it myself when I have time. It seems that I can pretend to know you very well. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, I'm urged to return my mobile phone to him. I'm going to bed. Alas!

3. High-end atmosphere is classy, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, simple and fashionable international norms, low-end vulgar exercise, no lower limit for soil suppression and affectation, pretending to be a green tea bitch, fierce and soft woman outside, selling cute and pouting scissors, melancholy and deep doesn't matter, arrogant and handsome, Leng Yan is noble and grounded, fashionable and bright and fresh, cute and non-mainstream, and aristocratic dynasties kill Matt.

31. Research shows that the order of Chinese characters is not always obvious. For example, after you read this sentence, you will find that all the characters in this place are messy.

32. Take care of yourself by yourself. Cover yourself with the quilt at night. When you wake up in the morning, don't sit up violently, which will cause headaches. Don't eat cold and spicy food, which is bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, have a good meal. Don't just wear clothes. If you have a cold, you must take medicine. Don't stay up too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, or there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you and don't ask who I am.

33. Today's women, in their teens, have lost their hair. By the age of 2, they don't know how many men have fucked them or called them husbands, and they keep saying that they are * *. For such women, I just want to say: Please contact me!

34. You have arranged for me. The baby has been aborted and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to live in. As a brother, I have done everything. After all, she is your woman, and she still needs your responsibility. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I can't help it. I don't answer your phone or send you a text message. I can only leave a message here when I see that you are still in the mood to talk. That's all, be careful.

35. Hello! I am the attending doctor of the Mental Disease Health Research Center of the First Hospital of Shijiazhuang, Hebei Province, focusing on the research and treatment of brain damage! The leaders of our hospital attached great importance to your situation after seeing your published talk, and sent me to help you get rid of your illness. I hope you can trust the doctor and cooperate with us. Mental illness can be prevented, controlled and cured. You should build up strong confidence, and we will definitely help you get out of the shadows and lead a normal life.

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38. You are talking here again. And the village chief called and asked me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage, and told you to pay your wages and go back to her tomorrow.

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43. It's my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words should I type to show my literary talent? Is it good to say this? Will it become a hit? Will my writing be too far away? Will others not understand my writing so abstruse? How can I write a elegant and chic level? Will it be too fast to write so many words in half an hour? I'm so excited!