Lover humorous short message joke

1. Loving your heart is like water in the sea. Even if you can't scoop it up with thousands of spoons, don't try so hard. I won't strangle you. Just accept your fate and love me.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

3. In this season, green is spreading wantonly; In this summer, flowers are in full bloom; During this time, the sun is paving the way; At this time, my thoughts are lingering. May you stand against the tree and feel the fresh air; May you ride on white clouds and swim with good hopes; May you sing and laugh all the way through the songs. I wish you happiness forever!

4, don't pursue appearance, it is easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex with diamonds, at least now you can smile!

You drag a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, look at a person's grade and who he is with. Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

6. Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single? Because you are not only ugly! Still think others are ugly!

7. When I saw my ex-girlfriend in the bar, I rushed up to hug her, put my head on her neck and said I missed her. She looked back, and something was wrong. I asked, where is your man? Her fingers are behind me, and her man is standing behind me with his hands in his pockets.

8. Hello, your good friend, I ordered a power train for you. Please hit your head on the washbasin. Did you hear the word "when"? Ok, the song list is over!

9, give love a pair of wings, persistence is the power of the wind; Occasionally there will be heavy fog, and you have to fly when your wings are wet; Looking for your own sky, flying against the wind is unstoppable. Until I meet true love, I am willing to surrender.

10, I have a job with no salary, no rest, no retirement and no layoffs, and it is my favorite job, and that is to love you.

1 1, the affectionate peony is warm and sunny in winter, the national color is sweet, the buds stretch with morning dew, the butterflies are attracted to send fragrance, the heaven and the earth sing softly, and the cheeks are blushing. Miss you, is the peony song, playing in my heart.

12, I really shouldn't waste my youth, so I will bravely say to the person I have always loved but she doesn't love me: Fan Bingbing, let's break up!

13, a happy couple: Mr. Hu and his wife are a happy couple. Mr. Hu snores loudly while sleeping, and his wife has poor hearing.

14, girlfriend! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay？

15. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

16, polished voice, singing clear songs for you; Transparent eyes, telling the heart; With you in my heart, everything else is eclipsed; Pour a cup of tea, cold, remember to drink; The temperature of holding hands is better than straightforward, and I am very happy with you.

17 A lady walked into a shop, pointed at cosmetics and said to the shopkeeper, What's the use? The shopkeeper turned to another young woman and said, Mom, show her your skin!

18, proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of neglecting his wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

19, if love is just the scenery in the journey of life, I am willing to turn this road into my belief in this life for you. Turning guardianship into faith only allows you to leave tears that touch happiness and sweetness.

20, affectionate send warm, harps and flutes around the beam, love songs painted sound, proud of the snow, winter cold did not go with the ice, there is good news in my heart. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.

2 1. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

22, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees!

23. This is a lonely world, but I won't let you be lonely; This is a helpless world, but I won't let you be helpless; I will always accompany you, love you, protect you and cherish you because I love you!

24. Learn to bark just to make you laugh; Learn a bird song just for pleasure. As long as happiness embraces you, I am willing to be a puppy, a bird, a chicken and a pig … to make you happy and never get old!

25. It is said that for the first time, the father found out that his daughter felt like a boyfriend, just like the farmer's uncle worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

26. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, cotton-padded jacket in winter, light bulb at night, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

27. Let my thoughts fly wildly to the sky and bring them directly to your dreams; Take away my tenderness and my love. When I am away, may sweetness always accompany you and love never leave you!

28, a little bad, not bad in nature! A little stupid, not stupid! It's a little rotten, and it hasn't faded! A little love, I don't know who to give it to

29. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

30. On the occasion of Tanabata, I sincerely tell you that it is not your fault that soldiers stay, and don't be sad that guests stay; What about the Buddha left in the battle? The last one is king, but you are not the only one!

3 1, honey, my love plan started when I scanned you. People say we hit it off. It belongs to a hyperlink. Especially in the days when we met, the feelings escalated rapidly!

32. I have a particularly bad temper. One day, my classmate stepped on me, and I gave him the courage to wait at the school gate after school. Walking around after dinner, I saw him waiting far away, and my anger was only half gone.

33. One day, God said, let there be light. So there is light. On the last day, God said, Let's have a net. So I got to know you.

Dear, I drank the water from the washbasin yesterday and kissed the cat's mouth unconsciously, but I still couldn't find my way home. It is said that I have a cold emergency. Do you know why? I'm waiting for you to send me a hand warmer. It's cold and I'm freezing to death.

35. Love is a journey, just like experiencing the ever-changing scenery in the journey of life; Love is eternal, a good wish that fills my heart, a long beach that my love channel silently sticks to, and an eternal harbor for your soul!

From now on, I will be a thief, and I will go to a professional teacher to learn the skills of stealing. Enough to steal your heart.

37. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

38. Titanic sailed into the "ocean of love", and our love sailed with the wind. Your name is the beauty and sadness between poems; Your smile is a magnificent sunset glow on the sea; Your image is the most beautiful protagonist in my "romance".

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

40. At this moment, let this short message embellish your sweet dreams and cover your side with my sincere blessing. May your life be colorful and happy all your life!

4 1. If the theme of a world is to meet, then the theme of a heartbeat is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is to know each other, then a sincere theme is to love you. Dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you.

42. At the beginning of my work, my master taught me that girls are not afraid of confession. If one doesn't accept you, she will confess with ten, and if ten don't accept you, she will confess with one hundred, and persist for a long time. One of them is blind.

43. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can still be with you. But I don't want an afterlife, because I will love you wholeheartedly in this life. Love till death do us part, please accept it. I love you!

44. Only a wife is good in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. When I threw myself into my wife's arms, I didn't want to. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

45. Listen, your heart is beating, which I can't stop thinking about. I would like to be your pet, because then I can stay with you forever and bring you infinite happiness. That is my happy blue sky!

A long time ago, I didn't know you. You don't belong to me. After a long time, I met you. You belong to me. We are very happy together, interpreting what love is. I will love you forever!

47. It is said that behind every successful man there is a great woman. Husband, although I am not a very successful person, you are a great woman in my heart. I love you a thousand words into a short message.

48, a Facebook, shaping the role of love; A piece of paper smells of missing when folded; With a touch of sleeves, love is entangled in the dance; A cantata, love doesn't want to keep a low profile; One voice, who will listen to my heartbeat?

49. Be careful in love, so as not to ride a tiger; Look less at beautiful women, beware of staring; Don't raise small honey, or you will support the tiger; If you are afraid of your wife, you will die!

50, a piece of Qionghua heaven, Wan Li is covered with the Milky Way, and the ice is also bitter with acacia. Freehand brushwork window grilles tearfully say that dreams are short, and one day I look forward to Haruka. Miss you, my heart will start from you and pray for every dawn.

5 1, may the person you love the most love you the most. May you have confidence in the person you love and in loving you. May you cherish those who love you, and may their love be cherished. May the people I love most in my life appear first. May everyone who appears first in life be the one who loves most. May your love be only joy and happiness, without sadness and guilt.

52, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

53. Without me by your side, you should wear warm clothes when it's cold, eat enough when you're hungry, and have a good dream when you sleep. I'm the only one in the dream, so I want nothing more!

54. The wind is flat and love is round; Short information, long days. People are far away and their hearts are near; Missing is bitter, blessing is sweet. Cloud water level is low; Times are changing, we are forever!

55, a heartbeat signal, strongly issued at the moment of meeting, just eyes online, can't help but walk out of the noise, love is born from this, can't drop, can't be invisible, is not afraid of being hacked, QQ my baby anytime, anywhere.

56. The coldest rain can't put out the fire deep in the rock, and the coldest snow can't freeze the date of previous lives, such as an altar of boiling sorghum wine. I have been addicted to love for you.

57. Happiness hugs, happiness kisses your mouth, sleep stumbles you, life smirks at you, health is never too late, easy to move, smile instead of trouble, I wish you happiness!

58. Look up at the sky and you will find that I care about your face; Bow your head and taste tea, which will have passionate feelings for you; Put your hand in your heart and you will feel my infinite love; Do you know that?/You know what? Giving you happiness is my lifelong expectation!

59. A stupid and lazy pig waddled up to you, looked at you reverently and sang a song. Guess what it is? I will be you when I grow up!

60. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the blessing you hide in your mobile phone. Be a foodie with blessings in your mobile phone, and you will be happy all your life!

6 1, I don't want to meet a regret, love is gloomy, honey words become a burden, and vows become empty talk. I wish you, dear, enjoy the sweet acacia like me every year!

62. For your happiness, I would rather give up the right to smile; For your happiness, I'd rather be in a miserable situation; For your sweetness, I would rather lose the meaning of living. This is the great magic of love.

63. The temperature is rising again. I will share with you three best summer remedies that I have personally experienced: First, think about the person you like, and your heart is half cold! Second, think about your bank account, and your heart is cold and cold. Third, think about your age, your back is cold!

64. Yesterday in my dream, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!"

65. There is a kind of person who lives for you, lives for you, dies for you and loves you all his life! You prepared for me, and I prepared for you. Ok, are you ready? Let's fall in love!

66, my love for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; My love for you is endless; My love for you is overwhelming; My love for you, the news broadcast ending is still there; My love for you will always be in your heart.

67. We should miss every day, but don't meet every day. You can date someone else as long as I don't find out. I cheat occasionally, but I promise my heart is on your side.

68. When the short message arrives, happiness hugs you gently, difficulties give way, troubles slip away quietly, good luck takes care of you, and happiness always smiles at you! I wish you a happy marriage!

69. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me; I am yellow here, I am so crazy; I will do it when it is yellow. I'm so cool.

Your eyes are as clear as crystal, your smile is as clear as wind chimes, your voice is so sweet, and your feelings are as sweet as the scenery in spring. I am lucky to know you. I just hope my true feelings can penetrate your life.

7 1, you know? Honey, I'm dying of thirst. Please help me! Relieve my hunger and thirst for a long time, often think of me and see me. Come to my side.

72, if love is how much to pay, how much you can get, how good it would be. But unfortunately, the fact is often just the opposite. Many times, the one who loves more will only leave us, and the one who loves less will stay forever. Although there are many people who pass by in my life, some are for a while, and some are for a lifetime. Say cherish to those who leave, and cherish to those who stay, that's all. I wish you happiness!

73. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you. You can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

74. A cup of coke, rising bubbles, makes me burn all over. You danced all over the city, and the gorgeous flowers dazzled me. The flowers that sway with you always bloom in midsummer. Honey, you are beautiful and I love you very much.

75. Dear slacker, do you sleep deeply in winter and laugh in your dreams? It's a beautiful day today. Remember to take a bath in the afternoon, lest your fragrance put me down tomorrow!

76. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

77. On the night of Tanabata, the Weaver Girl hugged Cowherd's arm tightly and whispered, "Die, Lang, why can't I see you on the other side for a year?"? Is it a private meeting with Chang 'e? "Cowherd said aggrieved," It's not that I don't want to. She holds the rabbit every day, and the rabbit runs away when she sees our cow. " Chang 'e followed closely.

78. I will be in a daze for you quietly. I will silently remember your every word. I can't help thinking of you. I will care about everything you do. I will laugh for you and grieve for you. I will care about you all my life.