Ten pieces of information that must be answered.

1. A meteor flashed in the night sky, and I immediately made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

2. An unexpected boy donated blood to his girlfriend. After breaking up, the boy asked for his blood, and the girl threw the sanitary towel in the boy's face: Here! I will repay you in monthly installments!

3. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: > "> Wow! Not dead! >& gt

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not sent by me, please reply to me: I do, it is yours!

6. If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

7. I have a request: invite me to dinner, I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. Invite me to have a good meal, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

8. Health tip: After eating a full meal, don't smoke, take a bath, get angry, loosen your belt under temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol. Do you know that?/You know what?

9. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

10. In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!