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Have you ever been scammed?

No.

Because I basically don’t answer unknown calls. As long as I don’t recognize the number, I won’t answer it, no matter if it’s from a bank, government agency, or police station. Occasionally, I’m bored and I just want to open my eyes and see if the other person’s lies are clever or inferior. , if it’s inferior, you can keep finding faults for him until he can’t make it up anymore, which is fun.

1. "The male liar on the other end of the phone started with: "Hello, I am from the Taobao Mall After-sales Customer Service Center. I would like to make an after-sales return visit with you. Did you come to us on December 20? I bought something from a certain brand’s official flagship store...ceramide...for sensitive skin in autumn and winter..."

Just when the scammer stammered these words, my phone received an anti-fraud message. Text message. At this time, I finally couldn't help laughing. What she didn't expect was that the liar on the other end of the phone also laughed like a thunderous "hahahahaha". He kept talking and said to the liar: "Can you smoothen the words first?" I really can't continue with you like this. "

At the same time, the scammer continued to snicker on the phone. In order to cooperate with the other party's "performance", I said again: "I bought it, and then what? The scammer actually replied: "Should I be more professional?" "I then laughed out loud with my colleagues and hung up the phone.

What I didn't expect was that there would be a follow-up to the call. That afternoon, with the other party's persistence, I got through to the scammer again. At this time, the scammer’s opening statement was: “Because we, uh, recently, have received many complaints and feedback from customers saying that they have experienced skin allergies and red spots after using our product. Symptoms such as erythema and itching, etc. Have you ever experienced this after using it, madam? I said, "No, no, I picked up a Maserati after I finished it. I think your product is very good and it brings me good luck." "

Hearing what Ms. Han said, the liar was silent for a while. Seeing that the other party had not spoken for a long time, he added: "How about I recommend you to use it yourself, so that you don't have to Even if you become a liar, you can still buy a Maserati, what do you think? "At this time, the liar on the other end of the phone continued to remain silent, and then hung up the phone. My colleagues and I laughed out loud again.