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A special sentence cursing scheming bitch spit out a copy of scheming bitch (74 sentences)
When you played with your heart, your hair turned gray, but didn't it end up in my hands?
This dress looks good, but I can't wear it. My breasts are too big.
Dude, I already have a boyfriend, even though he is not nice to me.
Come on, we are just good friends.
6. I really don't know how things came to this.
7. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously!
You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.
9, everything is rising in price, that is, people are getting more and more embarrassed!
10 I don't know why she likes to take it personally.
1 1. If she is shorter than you, tell her: Please stand up and talk to me! Stand Up!
12, grow a face and wipe your eyes. Please look at what a face is.
13, it's my fault that I have no eyesight. I took you for a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain to hang around your neck.
14, how can she not cherish such a good man as you?
15, you are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, serving the people forever.
16, I really didn't mean to. She must have misunderstood.
17, you, have a long snack, don't treat a piece of slag in the sea as a flower by the river.
18 should I bother you so late? I'm sorry, but I'm really sad (with sobs).
19. Actually, I really don't wear makeup, and I can't make up. I'm Su Yan. What is Meitu Xiu Xiu? I don't know, PS My photos are all my own.
Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.
2 1, don't always treat me like your mother, I have no obligation to educate you.
22. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?
23. Is she angry? Go and explain. We have nothing to do. It's not good for her to misunderstand.
24. Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?
25. Don't always think that she controls your freedom. Actually, she just likes you too much. When I was dating before, my boyfriend said that I didn't care much about him and felt that I couldn't feel love.
26, don't flatter yourself in front of me, false eyelashes fell off, cosmetic contact lenses fell off, I think you are so complacent!
I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know how this happened.
28. Don't say that about him. Even if you are lovers, you can't say that about him in front of me. He is really a good man.
29. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you!
30. Your girlfriend is spoiled by you. You are too kind to her. I certainly can't bear to give up my boyfriend's hard work.
3 1, I really want to know how far you can go on the road.
32. I am his favorite person. You just met him before me.
Thirty-three, eight ! * * * told you to go home, don't make a fool of yourself here!
Don't come to me/contact me again, I don't want your girlfriend to misunderstand our relationship.
I really didn't mean to. She must have misunderstood.
Do you want me to explain it for you?
37. I really sympathize with you, but now I don't have that qualification.
38. Ride your dad's Nima with a difficulty factor of 9.8.
39. My dog won't let me be with a silly fork, even though it knows you are a silly fork.
Go back to your girlfriend. I don't want to hurt her.
4 1, you laugh like a beast.
42. My sister won't be angry if you chat with me.
43. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
I don't want any birthright. You just have to be nice to me.
Don't get me wrong, I really have nothing to do with him.
46. Maybe you are really powerful, but I may not respect you!
47. Do you think you are exquisite? Save me the waste of saliva, my saliva counts money!
I don't know how to catch a man's heart. Really, seeing that others can firmly control men, I really don't know how to get along with boys.
49. Can you stop talking about the amount? I would think you can't shit.
50. He and I just had dinner, watched a movie and went shopping. We really didn't do anything. Because you are in a bad mood recently, I just want to say it and help you spend time with him.
5 1, you can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?
52. Oh, you think you're so awesome, and you're still here holding your ass and spitting shit.
I really sympathize with you, but I am not qualified now.
54, a person's night is so lonely and scared, but I must refuel, be strong, refuel, you are the best.
55. Your girlfriend is really good at dating. I really envy her for making you listen.
You see, you only play with your girlfriend and forget about us (in fact, you emphasize herself).
57. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you!
Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells?
There are more and more animals in modern society. I forgive you for becoming more like an animal in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.
If I have a boyfriend, will you stop talking to me?
6 1, I know you, don't blame her, she just can't take care of you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good friends. The weather is getting colder. Take care of yourself.
62. Put down my Lord and go home to play with your eggplant.
63. I will always be with you. No matter how many girlfriends you have, you must remember to come to me when you are sad.
64. Your girlfriend is not ugly. Why is this photo you showed us so ugly that you obviously didn't choose the right angle?
65. I really want to slap you, the dog who can't pretend to be forced.
66. When you are unhappy and sad, it is good to talk to you innocently.
Do you think you are a plastic bag? You keep packing. You think you are a bus, stop when you say it, and get on when you say it!
I can't be with you, because then we will never break up.
I have someone I like, but I really want to be friends with you, because I think we are very similar, right?
70. Are you hitting on a man with a big chest or a big ass?
7 1, remember to delete my chat record with you, and don't let my sister see the misunderstanding.
72. I just want to see you happy from a distance. I hope she loves you more than I do.
73. Every time I pass by the cemetery at night, I will take out my mobile phone and look at your photo, telling myself what is more terrible than you?
74. Just wait quietly by your side, that's all.
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