Funny text message thanking my boyfriend for cooking breakfast for me

1. Notice of missing items: On November 11, 2011, I lost a sincere heart and a bachelor’s certificate from you. I hope you will contact me after you find it. I will take good care of you. I would like to express my deep gratitude throughout my life, and will ask the Civil Affairs Bureau to issue a marriage certificate to express my gratitude.

2. The greetings of Dog Day are warm, and they send you ardent care; the greetings of Dog Day are warm, and they send you warm blessings; the greetings of Dog Day are cool, and they send you warm wishes. The coolness of summer. I wish you good health and happiness, my friend.

3. The air conditioner falls in love with the electric fan, the cool breeze blows together, the water cup falls in love with the teapot, the test in water and fire, the fruits fall in love with vegetables, the rice on the plate and the bowl, I love I fall in love with you because I think you will love me as bad as me. Whether I should come or not, I will love you as bad as you.

4. Spring will write warm sentences in emotional language, the petals will use stylish colors to set off the romantic background, and I will use my willful heartbeat to promise you a lifelong love, unchanged, my dear. ,Miss you.

5. Send a text message to solemnly tell you: I no longer like you! Your smooth skin, your clear eyes, your slender legs, your moist lips, your black hair, I don't like everything about you anymore! Because I have fallen deeply in love!

6. Love turns around, wipes the tears from the corners of his eyes and says goodbye. The happiness of the past has disappeared. Stop the love from spreading in the heart and forget all the sweet vows. From now on, we will never owe each other!

7. After ISO9001 quality certification, my heart for you is true, my love for you is pure, and the time I love you is eternal. In addition to ISO, other certification agencies have also covered it. Zhang, now there is only one last stop left. As long as you see the text message and smile, OK, all procedures are authenticated.

8. Write with warm eyes to draw your shy and pure smile; write words with a sweet tone to compose a happy movement in life. My dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are not separated!

9. Look at the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, look at pigs and dogs, and talk about love and mood, and talk about good things. This life is good with you and me, and this life is wrong without you without me. I regret this life with you, but I would not have this life without you. I confess to you and enjoy the scenery, and the world is in a good mood.

10. The feeling of having loved is so profound, pure and lovely like the white doves in the square, without any worldly entanglements, the sweet enjoyment is spent lightly, with whom I would like to count the sorrow and sadness of this life. hapiness? As long as you want it, it’s up to you!