Humor routines to please your girlfriend.

Humor routines to please your girlfriend.

Humor routines that make girlfriends happy. Many people find it difficult to comfort girls. If you use the love words in your life at the right time, just one sentence can make her feel good about you. Here are some humorous routines that make your girlfriend happy.

Humor routine 1 1, I hope you don't use it, but I like it.

You are my first and last love.

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

The person who can marry you must be very happy.

If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

6. I can't live without you in my love world.

7. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

9. Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice.

10, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for a lifetime!

1 1. If you make your girlfriend happy, only you know my world.

12, because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it more.

13, I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

14, I miss you beyond words.

15, I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

16, so many roads, which one can go straight to your heart?

17, I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before.

18, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.

19, it has nothing to do with romance, but I just think I can't miss you anyway.

Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!

2 1, as long as I'm with you, I don't care how much I have to pay.

22. You came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.

23. As long as I love you, I want nothing more.

24. After meeting you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

25. I always think of you, although we can't have every minute together.

26. My thoughts evaporate into clouds and then it rains, but I can't bear to get wet with you.

27. I have entered my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.

28. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

29. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future.

30, like this, cover your mouth and your eyes will come out.

3 1, if possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.

32. Make your girlfriend happy: I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.

I have never taught me so deeply as you.

34. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

35. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

Thousands of cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.

Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

38. If you make your girlfriend happy: I don't want a short tenderness, just your company.

39. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.

40. At the moment I met you, all my luck ran out. At this moment, my life was ruined.

4 1, I like you, like your eyebrows, like your temper, not you.

I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

Humor routine 2 1. If you can find someone who loves you more than I do, I will bless you all my life. If you can't find that person, then that person who loves you is me!

2. Caring is a mantra of the soul and a spiritual dialogue. Asking good morning and saying good night is a sign of concern; Sending a short message and a wish is a sign of concern. I wish you a comfortable job, a smooth life and all the best!

One of the most wonderful things in the world is to hold your hand when you love someone!

4. The sky is blue, the earth is wide, and the heart is missing; Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you!

Smile can be given to anyone, but my heart is only for you.

6. Three goals for the rest of your life. You have meat and wine. If you can't have both, you can't have the first two.

7. In the world of two people, there must always be a laugh, a quarrel and a coax.

8, green mountains and green mountains are often accompanied, and they will not be scattered for generations! They love each other forever, forever! Handsome and beautiful, let's talk about that love quickly! Life is really short, love should be sooner rather than later!

9. Embrace Valentine's Day and wish friends the most romantic plot, the happiest feeling and the most sincere' love' in the best time, and become the most beautiful and happiest little women.

10. Time turns the past into the wind, extravagant hopes into emptiness, hopes into dreams, waists into bows, persistence into looseness, enthusiasm into winter, and thoughts are frozen. You in my heart forever.

1 1. If I sing a song for you, I won't sing rock music for you. I will sing you lyric and love, tell you the difference between liking and loving, and tell you the feeling of not loving.

12, once people love, they are extremely fragile: there is no love at all and they want to love or not, that's all. Love that hurts the least is not the best love. When we love, we must take the risk of injury and loss.

13, is our love really endless? I feel horrible. Why are you so kind to me? I really want to marry you, can I?

14, I really hope that the next time the sun rises, I can go with you to see the moment when the future becomes the present.

15, I want to know you, and live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, the winter thunder bursts, the summer rain and snow, and the heavens and the earth are combined, so you dare to be with you!

16, I have a slow temper, but I can be quick, for example, there is a dog chasing me behind, or you wait for me in front.

17. Time sets the world as a few minutes, and thought sets the heart as a few degrees. The only token of faith is the gift that puts you in my lifeline. I cherish all languages because they are your souvenirs.

18, I am destined to love you in this life and will never leave you sincerely. Your smile is hidden in my heart, the spring breeze is blowing me, and I miss you. The past is vivid, this life is destined to love you, and I will never leave you sincerely.

19, you are at a loss in the crowd, but I am behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes and retracting my hand for fear of missing it.

20, I put a string of past events, a nostalgic, in the beautiful days of spring, woven into a wreath of acacia, dedicated to you.

2 1, I am a kapok near you, interwoven with you, rooted and gripped to the ground; Leaves, touching in the clouds.

22, three times four times, I don't have that ability; I don't have that interest; Loving you is my highest ideal. Only you are the only expectation in my life. Please release your feelings of love for me and open your heart!

23. You are a hidden disease that I can't see a doctor all my life. It started with love at first sight and finally turned my back.

If you are happy, I will give you a smile. If you are angry, I will comfort you. If you are tired, I will give you my love. If you love me, I will give you a deep kiss. I will always give you the best!

25. The warmest thing is to smile when you look into your eyes. One look, and you will understand.

26. I think, I think, I think, that's it, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

27. If my life ends tomorrow, I will love you for another 24 hours. If I can live to be 80, I will love you for another 57 years.

28. After all these years in the Jianghu, once you lose weight, your hair will be as white as snow. The sword breaks and the beauty dies, and the dream of floating life is unbearable.

29, where I can see, my eyes are with you; Out of sight, my heart is with you.

Don't worry, because there will always be someone to stay up with you, pick you up in the rain, say I love you, and good things will always be at the bottom of the box.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so are you.

32, love is a pen, I would like to write happiness with you, love is a map, I would like to find sweetness with you, family is wine, I would like to drink happiness with you; I will always love you, and I will never part with you!

33. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

34. This planet is fragile occasionally, and I want to sink you occasionally.

35. When are you going to meet the person you really want to see?

No one knows how much I like you, but everyone around me knows that you are the one I talk about every day.

37. Not every time you turn around, someone will wait for you, and not every time you reach out, someone will help you.

38. You weave your calendar with beautiful rings and fragrant ink. Every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts on this page of the calendar!

39, snow without a trace, love without a trace. Snow is invisible and love is invisible. Winter has come and the snow has fallen; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love, tears.

40. It's very cold. When I come home from work, if you are at home, I will warm my hand with your hand, warm my face with your face, help me take off my hat and scarf, take off my coat and ask me if it is cold today.

Humor routine 3 1, there are trees in the mountains, and the stars were like you last night.

2. Not just ambition. I have planned my life. From the moment I met you, I wouldn't give up until I saw the loess.

3, things always have to be sorted out first, you first, after the world.

4. You are my dream, endless tenderness.

5, with my heart, plus your intention, a perfect love, with the heat of fire, the softness of water, melt a stirring truth, with the beauty of flowers and the sweetness of sugar, melt a bowl of thick honey soup.

6. Can you wink at me? I need you to kiss me.

7. Love is a record that rotates forever. Love is a face that never grows old. I am fascinated by this record and drunk on this face.

8. They all say they like flying to Wan Li. Actually, it's not. It can't even make you happy.

9. I think you approached me to hurt me and make me like you so much.

10, sleep, sleep, give you the starry sky, give me panic.

1 1, I won't say I love you again, because I said it from the day I was with you. I'll let you know if there is any change.

12, my heart is in the tree. Pick it if you like.

13, and you in the future, let's work together. The future can be expected, and I will have you for the rest of my life.

14, you are the joy of youth, and the teenager you like is you.

15, I'm so angry. I will only go to Durex Weibo to learn love words and make money to send you flowers. Do you like me like this?

16, I blame you for being too beautiful and tightening their relationship like a poisonous snake; I'm so stubborn that I love you for all kinds of inheritance.

17, good night, please be sure to bring you the stars.

18, it's not that the word "good night" is particularly sweet and important, but who the person is.

19, the human tenderness is * * * ten points, you account for eight points, the cool breeze and bright moon that you called my name that night accounts for one point, and the rest all account for one point.

20. My dream is to be a person you can't live without.

2 1, fate let us meet and let me indulge in your eyes. I want to be with you and stop the storm in your life. Please believe that my true feelings for you will make your life full of beautiful memories.

22, failed to run to the moon, intentionally, I want to stay on earth and continue to like you!

23, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, don't want to cold war, don't want to have a second regret with you.

24. A little more than liking is heart, a little more than heart is love, and a little more than love is you.

25. There is a Cowherd and a Weaver Girl in the sky, and there is golden couple on the ground, just you and me.

26, my three views are not correct, very crooked, all biased towards you.

27. I prefer good night to good morning. Only by closing my eyes and thinking of you I love the most can I feel at ease for one night.

28, my chest, just for your little fist.

29. If I were the sky, you would be the mountain, starting with you and ending with you. Day and night, generation after generation.

I walked alone for so many years, and I didn't feel anything until I met you. Would you like to walk the rest of the road with me?

3 1. Remember to hug me, rub my head and tell me. Sorry to have kept you waiting.

You are so cute, how can I have the heart to fall in love with you? I want to marry you.

33. About you, there are thousands of troops and horses, and all the seas are full of tides. When you smile, my heart is sweet.

I bought a new lipstick, strawberry. Would you like to have a try?

He said that the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

36. I didn't know until I met you that there was a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love.

37. I want to occupy your preferences and be your pride.

38. I met you in the afternoon at dusk in summer, missed you in the long wind and frost in autumn, kissed you in the green spring, and just wanted to ask you gently: Let me love you for a lifetime, OK?

39. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

40. The first glance is a glimpse. Conan's dream is you. Waiting is a mountain and heavy water, and there is no way to return to doubt. Meeting is bright, waking up is you.

4 1, I learned a lot of provocative words today and tell them to you every day.