Brief courtship short message daquan

The most disgusting courtship message in history, the most disgusting love story

The most disgusting courtship message in history, the most disgusting love story

I have surrendered unconditionally for you, so you just need to sign a love contract, otherwise no one will want me! ! ! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations. ....

Miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

Wife: I won't kill you or scold you. My plan is to kill you.

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the blackboard, I am the eraser, you are the bee, I am the flower, you are Hami, I am the melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide, I will give you all the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!

Don't trust roses, they are expensive and fade easily. If you want to believe, then believe a tear that is higher than 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a cup of boiled water every day, I can shed it for you every day. Love message

Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who transplanted rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly turn into rice, love you and want you to eat you, I will start planting rice.

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

I love you like a mouse loves rice, you are my bread when I am hungry, you are my fruit knife when I commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life!

The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

The first rule of the model husband's complete manual: the wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is at fault, please refer to Article 1.

Your eyes blinked once and I died. Your eyes blinked again and I came back to life. Your eyes kept blinking and I died!

You're crazy, I'm stupid. I'm so wrapped up that I have no teeth! Nice words

You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength! !

Clouds want clothes, flowers and capacity, and I am thinking that your face is red.

I must make you the second happiest person in the world-because I am already the happiest person with you! Make a girl happy.

If you are a fish, I would like to catch you with a fishing net; If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to walk around you; If you are a bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup and I want to soak you.

I dare not say I love you. I'm afraid I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid no one will love you like me!