Funny greetings for best friend’s birthday flower card

1. It’s so ugly when the world is so cold! It’s not easy to live to this day! Who doesn’t live in such a shameless way? Don’t have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you!

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2. Dear sister, I have a very precious gift, and I want to give it to you. That is the text message I am sending you now, happy birthday.

3. Today is the birthday of my "happy and happy" sister. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work, and a good mood every day!

4. I wish my sister a happy birthday. , work goes smoothly, and I am in a good mood every day!

5. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is watching. To the person who sent the text message, I wish that person a happy birthday and eternal happiness

6. I would like to express my love for you and wish you a happy birthday full of warmth. You will be my good sister forever.

7. Today is your birthday. In order to express your congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Come and visit! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, you come out of the market as soon as possible! Pig, it's your birthday! Happy!

8. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is heartfelt, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable , I sincerely wish you - happy birthday!

9. On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I call your name, "You are really a pig. , why did you come to the moon palace again?"

10. On your birthday, I give you notes of joy as a gift. I wish you have 365 beautiful days. My heartfelt blessings. Happy birthday to you!

11. Blessings plus blessings are many blessings. Blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings. Blessings multiplied by blessings are infinite blessings. Blessings plus blessings are blessings. I wish you a happy birthday. !

12. As your birthday approaches, I wish you a successful career, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.

13. Birthday boy, I wish all your wishes come true, all your dreams come true, all your expectations come true, and all your efforts come true.

14. Today is your birthday. Your friend has requested a song called "Power Train" for you. Please take your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor...Okay, the song request is over

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15. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. When I woke up, I was shocked to realize that it was not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows became heavy again. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy, and beautiful. Happy birthday!

16. Give me your troubles, and I will turn them into happiness for you! Give me your sorrows, and I will turn them into happiness. Turn it into happiness for you! Give me frustration, and I will turn it into strength for you! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

17. You are the happiest woman in the world! You have a husband who loves you, keeps his lifelong promise to you, and walks with you every day today! Happy birthday, my dear!

18. My dear, I just want to tell you: everything about you touches my heart, and I will always love you deeply.

19. I wish you plenty of meat and fish when eating, may you sing with the accompaniment of beautiful girls, may you make enough money every day, and may you dare to live longer than a tortoise. Happy birthday!

20. Wish you a happy birthday, sister, go smoothly at work, and be in a good mood every day!

21. I wish you: be as blessed as the old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big rock in the south mountain. .

22. *Happy Birthday* I wish you will look up today and see Cupid, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up bundles of hundred-dollar bills, and step on smelly dog ??poop when you come home!