Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - How to write a love letter to a 40-year-old single woman?
How to write a love letter to a 40-year-old single woman?
I hope someone can help me wash and cook... Filipina maids are too expensive... So, I want to marry you!
God asked me what my "favorite" is? I said, after I send this text message, the first person who sees it is my favorite! Did you see it?
Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, loving you is an unforgettable feeling, so I will spend my whole life in exchange for this feeling!
I can miss the rising sun, I can miss the afterglow of the setting sun, you are the only one I can’t make a mistake with, you are my choice without regrets in this life!
Use clay to mold you and me, then smash it into pieces and mix it with water to mold another you and me, so that I am in you and you are in me!
You are everything I love. If you want to know how deeply I love you, I can only answer you: "Marry me"!
Your love bankbook has expired today, please come to me to collect it as soon as possible.
You are really annoying, so annoying that even if I think hard, I can’t find any reason to forget you.
I love you. The sun has lost its warmth, the moon has lost its light, the stars have stopped twinkling, and the earth has stopped rotating.
I want to find a reason not to love you, but I can never find it. You are always so perfect.
I swear, I can do it: not sleep during the day, not eat at night, not blow a fan in winter, and not wear a cotton-padded jacket in summer, but I can’t stop loving you!
I miss you so much that I can’t sleep; I miss you so much that my heart is pounding; I fall in love with you so much that I am obsessed with you; I love you so much that my flesh just falls off!
I was drunk when I met you today, did you notice? I finally discovered that in addition to the anesthesia of alcohol, your breath also makes me intoxicated!
The eyes I love you most hide my deep love and tenderness; the lips I love you most are intertwined with my passion and your infatuation; the person who loves you the most gives you my life and yours. lifetime!
Every time my heart beats, I miss you once, until my life stops and my heart stops beating! I love you!
You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, you are the red rose in my heart!
Love is a taste that cannot be said to be something that can only be tasted. Once you try it, you will never get drunk.
What kind of fate leads us to meet each other? In the encounters of life, what connects you and me is a red thread of true love
I won’t allow you to be sad, and I will smooth over your loneliness! Give all the weight of your dreams to me!
- Previous article:Has anyone used mobile and package loans?
- Next article:How to change the name of WeChat collection code?
- Related articles
- Is there a charge at Kuaibao Station?
- How to call up the deleted SMS content?
- Lucky landscape pictures that bring good luck, which pictures are the luckiest for mobile wallpaper?
- Do you know the correct way to open a credit card by SMS?
- What theme planning is suitable for gym store celebrations?
- Can oral dunning be used as evidence?
- New Year greetings rhyme.
- Can I still receive messages from people on the blacklist?
- Is there a charge for the reminder of China Bank's credit card transfer?
- How many red envelopes should I send on Mother's Day? How many red envelopes should I send on Mother's Day?