Classic joke story

Classic humorous joke story

　(1)

Find a girl and say it is to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Just say a few words at the beginning, and then the fun begins.

First talk about husband, MM will say u(you); then talk about wife, MM will say i(I)

Repeat, do you understand?

( 2)

Find a friend and ask him to say "rat" 10 times, and then "rat old man" 10 times. When he finishes saying "rat, rat, rat, rat old, rat old, rat" After hearing the question, immediately ask him: "What are cats most afraid of?", and you can almost guarantee that he will answer "rats".

　(3)

You ask him: "A three o'clock of water" What does adding one mean?

He thought for a while and said: Not sure, Lai (LAI)?

You ask again: What about adding one to three points of water?

He would say in his 80s: ?...What word? Is there such a word? Go?

In fact, it should be ?法?...

　(4)

A: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. When people asked him anything, he would always say "No?", such as asking him if he had eaten.

? He said "No", what is your name? He said "No". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No.

　(5)

Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups. When you knock the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", and when knocking the second one, say "?" Love?, the third one says "water", euphemistically called testing your friend's response speed. After a few times, keep tapping the first one. If your friend keeps saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof" , woof, woof, woof, woof, haha, the effect is coming out.

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