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Urgently ask for a cold formula in summer and autumn, which is short message. The more interesting, the shorter and the more special, the better. Thank you. Give high marks.

Wash your hands frequently, get more ventilation, and more people will not join in the fun.

Drink plenty of water and get enough sleep. Fruit, spinach and milk are all good.

Exercise and rest regularly, and don't catch a cold during the flu season.

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1, H 1N 1 is so popular that some people have suffered. In order to avoid its harm, cover yourself with a quilt, eat more vegetables for three meals, keep normal exercise, take an umbrella when you go out and eat a bone to supplement calcium! Pay attention to your health and be careful of catching a cold!

2, wind and rain send spring home, flu welcomes summer. When the climate is changeable, only streams are beautiful. Don't be afraid of beauty, as long as you exercise well and all diseases don't invade you, laugh! During the flu season, beware of catching a cold!

3. Prescription for preventing swine flu: kudzu vine root, coix seed, reed rhizome, folium Isatidis each 15g, chrysanthemum, honeysuckle, loquat leaf, mulberry leaf, platycodon grandiflorum, forsythia suspensa each 12g, almond 10g, and licorice 6g (if only for prevention, platycodon grandiflorum and almond are removed). Wash, soak in water, then boil with strong fire 15 minutes before taking. Really can't. Eat Merrill Lynch ~

4. Friends greet each other, but dare not hug and kiss; If you want to isolate the captive, the free-range will enter the circle; Listen to your master at ease, and the flu won't find you. Listen, you stupid pig!

5, swine flu epidemic, a short message reminded me to bring, food hygiene is both important, three meals of pork must be reduced, vegetables and fruits are nutritious all year round, hand washing, disinfection, cleaning and ventilation are five steps! Pay attention to your health!

6. Wukong: Third brother, have you noticed that there are fewer monsters on the road recently? It must be that my fame is far away, and the monsters are terrified! Friar Sand: Come on, that's all from second brother. I didn't know swine flu was prevalent.

7. I gently wrap your ears, gently touch your face and cheeks, and sweetly kiss your lips ... I am a mask. Swine flu is contagious. Don't forget to put on me to protect you.

8, swine flu suddenly harassed, the law of life is good, fruits and vegetables can not be less, apples and strawberries are treasures, drinking tea every day is the most reliable, garlic often eats less germs, I wish you good health.

9. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Western Heaven after a disaster and were overjoyed. Only Bajie cried. The Tang Priest asked, "Disciple cried with joy?" Bajie answered: Now that swine flu is prevalent, I am afraid that Tathagata will isolate me.

10, cloud, no national boundaries; Love has no boundaries; Disease has no boundaries; Medicine has no national boundaries. Swine flu is rampant, endangering the whole world. Global unity, * * * negotiate countermeasures. Prevention and control cooperation, the virus was wiped out.