Humorous sentences mocking information.

Humorous sentences that don't reply to messages are as follows:

1. I ate a five-catty watermelon, but you still haven't returned my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

2. I reply to your message every second, and you reply to my message is reincarnation.

You don't answer my message now because you don't know me. When you do this, you will fall madly in love with me.

I thought that having money can make you reply to my message. I didn't know this was a lie until I got paid this month.

5. If WeChat doesn't reply to the message, it's meaningless.

6. Fairy, you are really perfect. Even if you don't return my messages, you are so perfect.

7. Don't reply to my message easily. Can't you be polite and scold me?

8. I secretly skipped work to buy a mobile phone that can let you return my messages.

9. I sent you a message, but your phone was turned off. The channel of love is tightly blocked, which makes me doubt. Open it, I'm crying.

10, I really want to know what keyboard you are using, which makes you reluctant to type two more words.