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It's a bit of a dirty pick-up routine
A little dirty pick-up routine, there are many pick-up routines, one boy. How can I pick up my sister easily? Can't you pick up girls yet? I want to share some dirty pick-up routines with you. I hope it helps you who can't pick up girls. Let's take a look at some dirty pick-up routines.
A little dirty pick-up routine 1 1, male: "I was going to give you a gift, but the courier confiscated it."
Woman: "Ah, how did that happen? What gift? "
Man: "I asked them to tell you about me, but they didn't agree."
2. Man: "Little fairy, little sister, what constellation do you live in? Libra? "
Woman: "No, I live in Pisces. What about you? "
Man: "I, I made it for you!" " "
3. Man: "I have been looking for the store for two days, but I just can't find it."
Woman: "What shop? It's too hard to find. "
Man: "Your phone!"
4. Man: "I participated in the company's activities today and reported a program to perform, but they all laughed at me and said that my performance was not good. When I was angry, I fought with them, but I didn't win. "
Woman: "Is it serious? Can you still perform? "
Man: "None of this matters. The important thing is that this program makes me want to be with you. "
5. Man: "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?"
Woman: "Isn't it a fire?"
Man: "No, it's you."
6. Man: "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?"
Woman: "He is a monk and bald, but you are not."
Man: "No, he wants the classics, but I want you."
7. M: "I think you lied to me with your photo."
Woman: "How did I lie to you?"
Man: "You are much more beautiful in person than in the photo."
8. M: "Every time I see you, I can think of the sun."
Woman: "Ah, why the sun?"
Man: "Actually, you can guess."
Woman: "Does it give you warmth?"
Man: "It's not so artistic, but actually I miss Japan."
9. M: "Do you want your parents to be happy?"
Woman: "How can I put it?"
Man: "Do you want to?"
10, m: "Shall we exchange gifts?"
Woman: "Very good."
Man: "Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine."
A little dirty pick-up routine 2 shy people, there are many men and women who have been in love, so it is difficult to catch up with girls. Students know that you like her. Boys want women to be aboveboard, like them, and they should like them themselves. There is a person who loves happiness: I am only at this moment. ? M: I like you. Woman: What happy love? This is a decent chat with you, so that the girls were originally in one place, but suddenly stopped when they came to your understanding. Life is irrefutable, making women feel natural to you.
I really fell in love with a girl. Sometimes even if you are true, you don't have to say it indirectly. His work can be completely explained to girls, and with the help of some other routines, it is even more ineffective. Storyteller: Here you are. Hello, female:. One day man: I love you. The student said, "I love you". If you marry a woman indirectly, you will think in your heart that the girl must understand me, but you are not. Why do you say you love me with this little routine? However, if you tell a story to convey your love to a girl, she won't be alert to you, but she will be impressed.
Love words are the highest position of "serious books", and casual "yes". Many boys will talk about "I like you" and "I love you", which makes people feel fake, which makes the relationship between women and lovers even more unsuitable, especially before you enter. Make women lively, so if you want to be gentle, you must appoint. The thought of you makes me dizzy. Man: One to one. Love makes people dizzy. Woman: What's the matter? M: Because. The little routine to arouse girls' curiosity is to confess first and then confess. Chatting with my sister seems harmonious, but Doby is actually the easiest way to impress her.
Later, in order to refuse, the boy said, "I'm sorry, girls will be very indirect, and we have no feelings." It's confusing. Boys are like this, aren't they? In fact, if you want a girl to "feel" the truth, what is the girl's "feeling"? Blushing and heartbeat will make her. Face down.
If we want to win the favor of our sister, her hobbies should be the same. We should know more about chat routines. The dialogue of picking up girls is a bit dirty, and our sister is slowly tempted.
Responsible men and women like it. They can take care of her all their lives and hope to meet a man. Let the girls like me, so if we want to, the girl in her heart should make me feel a sense of obligation, and we should show ourselves to the girls. : what person? Man: Can you please a man for life? M: Do you know what I want to be? Female. Let's explain this little program to the girl and take care of her. I hope the next generation is your offspring. True or false, girls will feel puzzled.
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