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On College Students' New Year Greetings

1. Chinese New Year: It is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you; Please travel abroad, waste; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

2. I was called heartless, but at least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting the battery power and risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I will give you a New Year greeting regardless of the consequences! Happy spring festival!

In order to thank my friends for their concern for me for many years, I specially held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival message with a value of 10 yuan for free. Congratulations on winning the prize!

The sun gives you warmth, the moon gives you warmth, the stars give you romance, the rain moistens you, and I give you my blessing. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, and a happy one to make you wonderful. I wish you youth and happiness every day!

5. Spring Festival! There are a group of people asking about you everywhere. They say that if you are caught, you will never be spared. One of them is called the god of wealth, the other is called Shunxin, and the leader is called happiness. Don't hide and accept your fate! Happy spring festival!

6. I wish you prosperity, wealth, wealth and wealth; Get a harmonious atmosphere with your vigor, heroism and righteousness; Send my best wishes and wishes to you: I wish you a happy Spring Festival and prosperity every year.

7. Return home during the Spring Festival to relieve homesickness; Greetings can not be less, care should be sent; Traffic is busy, safety is the most important; Take care of your luggage when you go out; Be polite in the car and don't be impatient when there are many people. Go home during the Spring Festival and have a nice trip!

I dreamed of God yesterday, and he said I could have a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I want this person to look good. He pondered and said, take the globe and let me have a look! I wish you a better and better New Year!

I hope you will always be as happy as the kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you will still whistle happily and bubble beautifully. I wish you a happy new year, happy every day and carefree!