A routine to make your boyfriend laugh.

1, \ Man, you should remember your true identity. \ \ What is my real identity? \ \ You are my man. 2. "Guess what I want to do in my mind every day." "I want to eat delicious." "Wrong, everyone is thinking about you." 3. "Do you know what is the greatest advantage of my boyfriend?" "oh? What is it? " "I will choose a girlfriend." 4. "Tell me that you like me, and then I will refuse you." "I love you." "I like you too." 5. "I want to gain weight." "Why? Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? " "If you gain weight, you will get stuck in your heart and can't get out." 6. "Well, this, which,,," "Tell me when you think about it." "I didn't think clearly, I was thinking about you." 7. "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" "I want to ask how to get to your heart?" Baby, I couldn't sleep last night. "Why?" "Because I missed you all last night." 9. "Don't mess with me if there is a moon." "Why?" "I may be a super transformation." "which ones?" "Love you more and more." 10 "Dear, what should I do if all the pigs in the world are extinct overnight?" "Then you can't eat raw pork." "No, at least you." 1 1, "Don't close the window tonight." "Why?" "Because I want to sneak you into my dream." 12, "I don't think you are a suitable person." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage." 13, "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "I forgot to put sugar in my coffee." 14, "Do you know the difference between you and a star?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart." I'm tired of being a lovely girl, and suddenly I want to be your wife. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart. A routine that makes a boyfriend think crooked. 4. You look like a person. Like who? Like my future girlfriend. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart. The question-and-answer routine teases the boyfriend. 6. Yes, I just like you, and I love you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me if you don't agree. 7. Can you swim? No. So you need to study? Because we are going to fall in love! Ask and answer what the routine man said. 8. Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? Heart door? No, it was us. 9. Let me tell you a secret. Actually, I have super powers ... I like you very much! Q: Would you like to be my sun? I like it. Then please come with me, 7 kilometers. Pick up the object across the screen. 2. Q: Baby, are you hiding something from me? A: Huh? Q: Baby A: Why? The liar asked and answered what the boy said. I am your big tree. 3. Q: Do you think it is naughty for boys to paint their nails? Oh, my God. Mother is teasing her boyfriend with the routine of being a good daughter. 4. Q: Do you usually clean the toilet with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Use your right hand. We all use paper. 5. Q: Are you my best friend? Funny yellow jokes. A: Yes. Pictures of chatting routines playing tricks on boyfriends. I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends. Q: Say it ten times ... Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly. A: Number seven. Q: Let me ask you a question. A pig is A, a sheep is B, a dog is C, what is a pig? 8. Q: I ask you a question, and you only need to answer whether you know it or not. Ask and answer questions about flirting with men. A: OK. Q: Does your family know that you are so stupid? No, I know, I know, I don't know. 9. Q: I have ten knives, but I lost two. How many? A: Eight (Dad). Daily chatting routines for teasing boyfriends. 10, Q: What is a wheezing dog above or below God? Routine boyfriend text version break up. I am a dog. Ask and answer the routines that make boys happy. 1 1, q: a little pig ran forward, there was a wall in front of it, and the little pig hit the wall! Why? A: Because pigs can't make sharp turns. Do you have a boyfriend? A humorous answer. 12, Q: Is there a number greater than 1? A: Yes. Q: Is there a number greater than? A: Yes. Q: Is there a number greater than? A: Yes. The chat conversation of routine boyfriend is very funny. Q: Is there anyone more stupid than you? A: Issue 13, Q: Have you heard the story that "the big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"? The answer is yes, you are a big pig, on the contrary, you are a little pig. Routine boyfriend word document. 3 1, hey, what are you doing with your hands? Because I want to hold my boyfriend's hand. Do you know why there is no wife in the old woman's cake? Why? Because your wife is here. Do you know how to eat this dish? Eat while it's hot. Let me feed you. 4. Guess what I'm doing now? What are you doing? Chat with my warm-hearted boy ~! I'm going to a very warm place. What place? Your heart ~! 6. I feel dizzy again today. What's going on here? It's nothing. I just miss you so much. 7. I had an accident recently ... what accident? Fall in love with you unexpectedly. I stopped complaining about life after I met you. Why? Because I just want to hug you. 9. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs. 10. Recently, many friends said I was fat, which made me very tired. I must have too many friends! 1 1, I just hit my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm so cute, I don't think it's single dog. 12, the world is big, but not big enough than your heart. 13, huh! I like many people, and you are the boss. 14, alas, I have gained weight recently ... (sad) I didn't steal anything! ! ! I just take you to heart. 15, I don't have any ambitions, but I have always had a small dream, that is, from your girlfriend to your lovely little old lady. 16 Did you hear me knocking at the door? Urgent application into your heart! Please pass when you see it, crab crab. 17, it's a beautiful day today, duck. It's suitable to sleep in bed with you. 18, I have a question. What question have I been meaning to ask you? What brand of pig feed do you usually eat? 19, I'm always dizzy recently. Do you know what is going on? What's going on here? Because love makes people dizzy. 20. What if all the pigs in the world died overnight? I don't know, idiot! Then at least there is you ~! 2 1, do you know what is the difference between you and others? "What's the difference? You're nobody else. You are mine. 22. Pat your stomach gently and tell it: You are not fat! ! You are just a safe haven for bubble tea doughnuts, cupcakes, egg tarts, bread, boiled fruits and roasted chicken wings. I'm going to meet your parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. What should I do? After all, I hit his child first. 24. I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to see you [take a shower]. 25. Do you find that I especially love it? You didn't. Hum, after all, father loves silently.