Congratulations on Singles Day

1. Love is a gamble, and being single is a bet. In pursuit of true love, you are willing to take a gamble and admit defeat. Don't be afraid of being hurt, you are willing to wait for a person who is destined to gamble on your life's happiness and win it back. Happy Singles Day!

2. Give me a fried dough stick, which is delicious; One more, not enough; Another one, but I still want to eat; The last one, yes. Look, now I want to send you my blessing: Happy Singles Day!

3. The salary is low, but it is ugly; Ugly, forget it, I don't have a partner yet; Even without a partner, you can still catch up with Singles Day. Forget Singles Day, I haven't received my blessing yet; If I have not betrayed you, please leave this message in your heart.

The work unit is far from home, so it is difficult to live in a single dormitory. Eating three boxes of instant noodles is really not good for eating cookies. I am lonely and bored watching movies, dreaming that my wife will send a blessing tomorrow to bid farewell to being single this year.

5. Announcement: In order to understand the suffering of Singles Day, Singles Day is a special carnival day! Please lock the target as soon as possible, release the signal of love, let girls chase all over the street and boldly put it down on the spot! Effective time: one second before reading the message.

6. Congratulations, on the occasion of Singles' Day, you successfully practiced 36 styles? Light? The stick technique, from the first move of hungry stick to the last move of flying stick in the sky, is completely integrated. You can go out of the mountain. Can you take it off? Light? Smooth.

7. Guan Guan, in Hezhou, is familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Learn math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up girls. The rhetoric is still there, but I'm still single. Singles' Day is coming, forget your stupid ideal and be realistic as long as you don't have a runny nose!

8. Bachelor, a upstart in Baijiang Lake's weapon spectrum, is commonly used at home and necessary for travel. He can dig corners and collect herbs, and has the miraculous effect of entertaining himself to attract bees and butterflies, which is deeply loved by his friends. Happy Singles Day! Singles Day greetings

9. Bachelor's back, bachelor's fatigue, bachelor's hope for girls; Being single is bitter and lonely, and pretending to be busy on Valentine's Day. Singles are miserable, singles are hard, and Singles Day is ruined by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!

10. The bachelor doesn't know, and he is harassed every day. Blind date at night, take off? Light? Know how much. Don't worry, don't make any noise, just work hard and take off? Light? It will come true. On Singles' Day, I wish you a peach blossom robbery, happiness and marriage.

1 1. One bachelor comes out and one is the best; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, fashionable and romantic. May your troubles slip away and your life be more beautiful on Singles Day.

12. After being single for a long time, you will find that there are actually many benefits: your heart is more willing to love, your eyes are better at discovering, and more importantly, you don't have to worry about other festivals. Singles Day, live a good life and enjoy a happy single life.

13. bachelor's heart, you have to listen, don't just care about your blind date; You should look at the love of bachelors, and don't just care about your own wonderful; You should celebrate Singles Day, not just be happy. May you feel the happiness of being single on Singles Day!

14. Being single is a bunker to conquer and needs a large-scale sweet weapon. I have prepared soul mate missiles, romantic aircraft carriers and eternal tanks for you. Code name: take off? Light? Action. Total attack time: Singles Day.

15. A bachelor is a bachelor, and a bachelor is a family. Today is Singles' Day. Singles are soldiers. The marriage document 12 is not named after you. Couples are confused, single eyes are blurred, crowded in the crowd, who is single? Happy Singles Day.

16. A bachelor is a bachelor, and a bachelor is a family. Ask what you think, ask what you remember, you have nothing to think about and nothing to remember. Today is Singles' Day. Singles are soldiers. The marriage document 12 is not named after you. I wish you a good mood on Singles Day.

17. Good bachelor, proud bachelor, free and happy; Bachelor laughs, bachelor makes trouble, and no one talks at home in the middle of the night; Bachelor is busy, bachelor is strong, busy making friends, busy traveling everywhere; Today is Singles' Day, I wish you nunchakus as soon as possible!

18. Bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and he is happier than you. No burden, no worries, not much to say after winning a thousand times; Sneaking, today is still Singles Day; Come to celebrate, come to congratulate, and wish the bachelor a happy life!

19. Bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and the whole family is full; No one cares, no constraints, happy and happy; You can wander around and walk around, and don't go back all day without training. How's it going? Being single has many advantages. Do not hesitate. Singles' Day is coming. Join us as soon as possible!

20. bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor life is screaming; If you don't make noise, the life of a bachelor is really carefree; Laugh at yourself, laugh at yourself, and the world of bachelors is really wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

2 1. It's good to be single and afraid of sexual harassment. Watching others make out makes my heart burn. Originally an angel, it's a pity to pluck the hair. Singles Day is coming, I really want to say hello, but I'm afraid you can't stand it. Sorry, then wish yourself happiness!

22. Singles Day tells you that the so-called bachelor is that single people pretend to date, pretend to be intoxicated, pretend to be awake at night, pretend to be in love, and finally want to pretend to get married. As a result, God is serious, so they are still single.

23. Singles Day, bachelor's mood: loneliness and emptiness, envy and hate; Bachelor's wish: meet a opposite sex, whether it's robbery or fate; Bachelor's hope: the other half will take a shortcut to find it, because 20 15 is coming. Singles Day confession information

24. Singles Day, it is recommended that married people be single for one day and relive their single years; Unmarried people pay attention to love and bid farewell to singles as soon as possible; Those pseudo-bachelors who are unmarried and enjoy married treatment will surrender themselves quickly, or they will be beaten again!

25. Singles' Day, teach you a secret of undressing. 1 1 day 11point1minute1kloc-0/second, palms together. Honesty is the soul. Don't tell him!

26. Singles Day, you are single, you are cute, and you never cook when you eat; You are single, you are proud, and you have no trouble flirting; You are a bachelor, you are glorious, you are a dragon; You are single, you are happy, and you can say whatever you want.

27. Remember Singles Day? Three Lamps District? Policy: Honor your career, live a beautiful life, show your love, shine your wisdom, show your happiness, borrow your happiness, run away from your troubles, and invite friends!

28. SMS sends blessings and greetings to each other. I hope you will take off the bill early and stop getting drunk; A little friendship is strong and the leaves are yellow. Blessings will last longer if they are passed on to friends. May you send a circle of friends 1 1 to get longer happiness!

29. I have been a piece of jade for many years, and now I am going to break? Light? A trip. Hook up everywhere and give sweet talk to beautiful women. This is the right of bachelors. Don't expect three wives and four concubines, just agree with monogamy. May happiness and love tie you up on Singles Day!

30. The Buddha sent me a short message, asking me to convey it to you, which means: You will find the other half one day and bid farewell to being single. If you still have one ticket on Singles Day, the Buddha will be angry, and he will take you to the Western Heaven, so that you can't fall in love for the rest of your life!