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Confessions of local love words on Chinese Valentine’s Day

1. Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is? It's your fault!

2. Are you home? No, no place is home without you.

3. Can I call you you? This way I can keep you in mind.

4. Do you know where my heart is? On the left, no, on your side.

5. Only the state officials are allowed to set the fire, and you are not allowed to leave me.

6. Good night. Good night, I hope you can't sleep at night thinking about me.

7. What is the spinning thing in the amusement park that spins when there is music? Trojan horse? Well, mua.

8. Those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to you are sweet.

9. My teeth often hurt since I met you. Why does it hurt? Because being with you is so sweet.

10. I wish that one day we would no longer say good night to each other, but sleep next to each other.

11. I know there are three people who like you. Who is it? Me, me, me.

12. Can I ask you for directions? Where to go? How to take the road to your heart.

13. Do you like sweets? Yes, no wonder you are so sweet.

14. Does your mobile phone have navigation? Help me find a place, somewhere in your heart.

15. You must come when I get married! Why, because it would be awkward without a bride.

16. I feel like I have seen you before, somewhere, on my marriage certificate.

17. Well, I am lost, why are you lost, because all I have in my mind is you.

18. Why did you touch my things? Why did I touch you? My heart.

19. Why do you always bump and bump when you walk? Why else would you have bumped into my heart.

20. My chest has been feeling tight recently. What’s wrong? Maybe you are stuck in my mind.