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How to make friends without drinking for the first time?
1, drink one or two at a time, and be strong.
Not all drinkers can give up drinking. Abstainers are heroes, people who admire and admire!
3. Drink a catty for a meal, and you will have a half-life.
4, the driver a drop of wine, the family tears.
From now on, I will not touch alcohol, including all liquor, beer, fruit wine and yellow wine.
6. I promised to give up drinking, so I'm going to drink again tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking!
7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.
If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
9. Time of abstinence: This Declaration shall take effect immediately from the date of promulgation until the end of life.
10, let me drink even if the leader takes high officials and high officials as chips.
1 1. Even if Ziyi, Baizhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse me to drink.
12. Looking through the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. After the first two hangovers, I have made up my mind to give up drinking. I don't want to get drunk and I can't dream of death. White water loves the longest.
13, no matter what occasion, never drink alcohol, including friends and family gatherings, wedding celebrations, birthday parties, company trips, the death of an old man, the full moon of a child, and the nonsense of buddies.
14, even remy martin, Louis, Maotai, Wuliangye, etc. It's all in front of you, and you will never be tempted.
15, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.
16, drinking other people's wine is other people's money, and you have your own life.
17 you see, all seriously ill alcoholics have successfully given up drinking. Those who didn't succeed all went to see God.
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