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Excerpts from the End of Laughter and Prosperity in Lifetime

Chapter 1: I give you a rose that will bloom forever! Tantaihuang recuperated in the Prince's Mansion for several days. During this period, I heard that Chu Changge came to see her several times, but every time he was blocked by the prince. After that night, Nangong Jin went back to the mountains and forests with Baili Jinghong, and returned to Tantai before leaving. Huang left a few words, saying that they would discuss her rumors again if they had the opportunity. Among them, the meaning of goodwill is very obvious. And Jun Jinglan stopped arguing with Guan Zifeng about the incident, which was considered as repaying Nangong Jin's favor. So Nangong Jin happily went home with the money he collected from Shangguan Zifeng. Naturally, Tantai Huang did not forget to instruct her servants to hand over to Jun Jinglan the jade pendant that Tantai Mingyue asked her to hand over, and the jade pendant that Dugu Miao got for her. This conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law successfully came to an end after Shangguan Zifeng suffered a heavy hemorrhage. Among them, the one who benefited the most was the prince who solved his family problems, and the most unlucky one was Feng Shizi who asked for trouble and fell into trouble... Today, the whole Beiming is very busy, because it is the annual rose feast. Ordinary people's homes will also pick roses and put them at home. When the evening comes, the woman will cover her face with a veil, and the man will go straight out and give the rose to the woman he likes. If the woman accepts it, she agrees to propose marriage; if not, To accept is to reject. Of course, there is also something very special. If a woman confesses her love to a man and the man is unwilling to agree, he can pick a rose and give it to the woman to express his rejection. Roses and roses look very similar, and they will not offend the girl's family in public. When Tantaihuang heard about this festival, it was very novel. It was really more advanced than the modern Valentine's Day. However, as members of the royal family, they have to gather together in the palace today. Men are also holding roses, but women do not need to cover their faces. Famous families pay attention to being well-matched, and the woman must have a neat appearance, so there is no need to cover her face. The injury on Tantaihuang's shoulder has also healed a lot. As long as you don't pull it, it won't crack. So, she followed Jun Jinglan to the palace to join in the fun. As the prince, he must attend, and Chu Yuli, Chu Changge, Xiao Wuyu and others were also invited. Tantai Huang was dressed in a dress that Jun Jinglan personally selected for her. It was different from the gorgeous clothes she usually wore. On top of the gauze were twenty-eight kinds of the most exquisite contemporary embroidery horizontal cloth, with exquisite and gorgeous patterns. A tube top made of a hundred intertwined roses, a purple and silver coat, and a jade belt of the same color, passing through the arms and hanging straight to the ground. There is only a nine-tailed phoenix hairpin stuck on the head, which is gorgeous and full of flamboyance. Cheng Ya and Yun Hui helped with the makeup, and these girls were also brought into the palace by Tantai Huang. It was said that one could not say for sure, but he could even arrange a marriage for them, which made a few people laugh. His face turned rosy. After she finished packing, she looked at herself in the mirror and was shocked. It turns out that a tomboy can turn into a goddess by dressing up! Hold your head high, make your expression, demeanor and posture become high-end, and then walk away. At the door, the prince was already waiting for her. What he was wearing was the same purple and silver color as hers, which looked a bit like a couple's outfit. She glanced from a distance and saw him standing at the door, so dazzling that even the daylight was taken away by him. And when he saw Tantai Huang coming out and her makeup, he was a little surprised. This woman, when dressed up, can still look good. Naturally, Tantaihuang didn't know what he was thinking, so she strode forward and followed him into the sedan chair. It was still the sedan that was comparable to a big bed, with gauze hanging down, and the palace people spread a bright red carpet on the ground. After the prince got on the sedan chair, he rested his cheek with one hand and lay lazily on his side. Tantai Huang looked at his seductive and evil appearance and rolled her eyes a few times, not wanting to look at him anymore. But at this moment, the long-lost little star came flying towards the sedan chair. Tuoba Xu also followed up with Xiao Xingxing, walking behind the sedan. After Mr. Xing got into the sedan, he opened his mouth and cursed non-stop, "Ouch!" You two bad guys, you don't take Mr. Xing with you when you are in the limelight, you don't give snacks to Mr. Xing, and you don't even go to the palace to play. Bring Mr. Xing with you. Mr. Xing curses you for forgetting to bring toilet paper. It was chirping like this, and the prince, who had his eyes closed to meditate, suddenly opened his long and charming eyes and glanced at it coldly. Mr. Xing immediately waved his paw shyly, "Ouch!" Oh, master, don't be angry, you forgot to bring the tissue paper and they will send it to you.

The corner of Tantaihuang's mouth twitched, not wanting to pay attention to the convulsing fox wolf, but suddenly remembered a very strange thing, "Jun Jinglan, why have I been here in Beiming for so long, but I haven't seen any girls pursuing me crazily?" You?" When Jun Jinglan heard this, his thin lips curled up and he looked at her calmly, "What did the Crown Princess want to say?" "I want to say that you did something crazy that caused you to have no market at all in Beiming. ? "Tantaihuang is a very honest person and can't hold back his words at all. When she said this, the Crown Prince immediately raised his eyebrows and smiled lazily: "The Crown Princess wants to know my business situation?" "Uh... you have?" Looking at the situation these days, it doesn't look like you have. As soon as she finished speaking, the prince immediately covered his lips and coughed lightly. The sound was neither loud nor quiet, but it could be heard by the nearest people on the street. Then, a sharp female voice sounded, "Oh my god, I just heard His Royal Highness cough." "What? Your Highness is not sick, is he?" Another person exclaimed. "How could it be? What do the people in the Royal Hospital do for a living, yet His Highness is actually made sick? It's so unreasonable!" This woman didn't even risk her life and openly insulted the imperial official. Then, I heard waves of women shouting and shouting, "No way, if something happens to His Highness, how am I going to live?" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...If Your Highness is critically ill, I won't be able to live anymore..." "The corner of Tantaihuang's mouth twitched, then twitched again, listening to the bursts of crying outside. Are these women pretending to be calm all the way? Silently looking up at the male god, I heard something was wrong, and that's what happened. Just as the corners of her mouth were twitching crazily, the Crown Prince looked at her lazily, "Princess, have you seen my market situation?" "What are you proud of?" Tantaihuang retorted. As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up immediately, leaned into her ear and smiled: "I'm not feeling proud, I'm telling the princess that the market is very good, and the princess must take advantage of it and don't let others steal the man." Who dares!" Tantaihuang frowned and shouted, "Whoever dares to steal a man from me, I will risk my life with her!" As soon as she said this, the prince smiled in a good mood. But, soon, the smile froze. She glanced at him coldly, "I didn't say that man must be you." He was angry, his charming eyes filled with coldness, "Whoever steals a woman from me, I will kill him! That woman must be you ! "So don't even think about other men. Tantaihuang rolled her eyes, exposed her white teeth, and smiled crookedly: "Jun Jinglan, have you forgotten what your godmother said? Please call me auntie. Well..." He was kissed again! Little Xingxing was secretly stretching out her paws to pick up the bananas on the plate. When she suddenly heard these words, she paused her paws and turned her wolf face into a horse face. Hum, when Master Xing is full, I will tell you who is the wolf that the master should admire... When the sedan arrived at the entrance of the palace, it met Chu Yuli's carriage head-on. When several people got off the carriage, they naturally had to say hello to each other. As for Chu Yuli, with her shallow and elegant eyes, there was a hint of hesitation in her eyes when she looked at the clothes of Tantaihuang and Jun Jinglan that looked very suitable. "I, Beiming, are very lucky to have Prince Chu come." Jun Jinglan greeted with a smile. Chu Yuli also smiled lightly, "Isn't it an honor for me to be invited by Prince Beiming?" He answered like this, and Jun Jinglan seemed to be smiling again, "I don't know how Prince Chu has been with me in Beiming these past few days. "How can you sleep peacefully at night?" "I was assassinated the day before yesterday, and the inn was on fire last night. There was still poison in the food this morning. How can I sleep peacefully? It's a pity that my highness was implicated for no reason." Chu Changge. He walked along shaking his jade bone fan and complained. Everyone was thinking about this matter. To put it bluntly, Jun Jinglan was unhappy because of the rumors he spread last time. Although he hadn't really thought about killing someone yet, he had already begun to issue warnings. After listening to their words, Tantaihuang suddenly felt a little sympathetic to their situation. Jun Jinglan smiled and said, "Please!" "Prince Beiming, Princess Qinghuang, please!" Chu Yuli said with a smile, a gentle smile, as moving as ink. He didn't blame Jun Jinglan. When he spread the rumors, he knew there would be consequences. You come and I go, it's fair. "Please!" Tantai Huang also responded and followed them in. Chu Qiqi didn't say a word behind them. He just blinked his big eyes and looked at Jun Jinglan's back, then at Tantaihuang's back, and then at the back of his second emperor brother. He couldn't bear it. He glanced at the eldest brother, and finally scratched his head... The relationship between them is so complicated. Wei Feng and others looked at Chu Qiqi's back with emotion. This princess is also very kind, alas... Rose Feast, the entire palace was full of bright red roses.

Today, there were too many guests from other countries, so even Emperor Beiming, who had not been involved in government affairs for many years, also came out. Everyone bowed and took their seats. Tantaihuang began to look at the Beiming Emperor carefully. He had a handsome face and was very thin. His face had a hint of abnormal morbidity. From that look, he seemed to have nothing to do with this banquet. His interest is in line with the rumors that he is only interested in seeking immortality. After looking at it for a while, she looked away. Then, before my buttocks were still hot, I heard a soft female voice, "Is this our future Crown Princess, Princess Qinghuang?" This question was equivalent to asking the question of countless noble ladies and Doubts in the minds of princes and nobles. When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and Tantai Huang came in, they looked at them strangely for a long time. They wanted to ask but did not dare to ask. Princess Jiangdu was more courageous. Tantaihuang raised his eyes and glanced at her. But seeing that the other party looked extremely gentle and graceful, she seemed to be the kind of woman who could easily arouse a man's desire for protection. She looked at him with a slight smile on her face, but she couldn't hide the trace of jealousy in her eyes, especially When she glanced at Jun Jinglan from the corner of her eye, her undisguised admiration made Tantaihuang certain that the other party was coming from an evil person. And the other party had obviously set a trap for her. Although she and Jun Jinglan were engaged, she was still unmarried. If she rashly admitted in court that she was the future crown princess of Beiming, she would also belong to the same group. A shameless behavior. So if she really admits it, these people in Beiming will definitely look down on her. After thinking about it, she smiled coldly, "Princess Qinghuang is true. It's hard to say whether she is the Crown Princess or not!" When the woman heard this, she smiled softly again, a smile that was completely disgusting. It was like the warm spring sun, so bright and eye-catching that many men from Beiming looked at her infatuatedly. She continued: "I heard that Princess Qinghuang is living in the Prince's Mansion these days. Is that true?" These words were a bit aggressive and aggressive. Chu Yuli looked at Xiang Tantaihuang with some worry, her gentle expression remained the same, but there was a hint of uneasiness in her eyes. Chu Changge, on the other hand, was in high spirits and smiling, looking like he was waiting for a good show. He knew this Tantaihuang very well. He always believed that problems that could not be solved with words should be solved with fists. Anyone could suffer, but she would not. Tantaihuang was injured and was indeed recuperating in the Prince's Mansion these past few days, but it seemed to others that it was indeed detrimental to her reputation. Although she doesn't care much about this kind of reputation, being discussed by others is definitely not something to be happy about. Therefore, she raised her eyebrows slightly, "You haven't asked about this girl's identity yet?" "This princess is the princess of Jiangdu, whom your majesty personally anointed." Nie Qian'er lowered her eyebrows and replied softly. "Yes." Tantaihuang nodded, "Then, what is the relationship between the princess and Prince Beiming?" This question confused Nie Qian'er. She hoped to have some unusual relationship with His Highness, but she had been hoping for more than ten years with no progress. She just didn’t understand why Tantai Huang asked this, but regardless of the purpose of the other person’s question, she could only reply very conservatively, “His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and this princess are naturally in a relationship between monarch and minister. The prince is the king, and this princess is. Yes." As soon as she answered, Tantaihuang smiled, a smile that looked very high-end and classy. This slight smile can almost make people see the holy light shining in the world of Mother Yi, "In my Mobei, the king is a god, and everyone in the Tian family should look up to him. But this Beiming is strange, there is actually a minister asking the king It’s a private matter. It doesn’t matter where the princess lives. It’s just that for a girl from Princess Jiangdu to ask such a question in public, and one of the protagonists of the question is the crown prince of Beiming, it’s really unethical!” As soon as she said it, Nie Qian'er's expression froze for a moment. Unexpectedly, the words she wanted to embarrass the other party not only failed to achieve the goal, but were also ridiculed. To such an extent, it was tantamount to a slap in the face. Let her face burn. Princess Jiangdu's reputation has always been excellent in Beiming. She is not only the most beautiful woman in Beiming, but also the most talented woman in Beiming. Being accused of being uneducated in court like this today was enough to make her blush with shame and anger, but Tantaihuang's words were reasonable and she couldn't refute them at all. After a pause, she smiled softly and said: "The princess is too worried. It's because the princess didn't think well. The princess is worried that the princess will have no place to stay when she first arrives, so she asked this question. Although the post house is good, but After all, it’s not very gorgeous. If the princess doesn’t mind, she can stay at Jiangdu Palace. I welcome her. However, are you the only one coming to Beiming this time?” She seemed a little surprised when she asked this question.

But when she was surprised, she was despicable. When a majestic princess went out, she didn't even have an escort team, which showed that her status in Beiming was not high. In this way, the princes and ministers of Beiming will feel that there is no need to continue this marriage. Just as Jun Jinglan was about to speak, Tantaihuang suddenly glanced at him and signaled him to be silent. Things between women should be settled by herself. It's not that he looked down on her, he was just worried that she would come to Beiming alone, and if someone made things difficult for her, and he wouldn't help, she would inevitably feel disappointed. Seeing her glance, he naturally smiled and was not ready to speak. Tantaihuang looked at Nie Qian'er and said modestly: "There are not many people in the escort team. They are the young masters of the Yunyin tribe, but they came to protect this princess all the way." As soon as these words came out, everyone took a breath of air. . It is said that Tantai Huang came to Beiming just to enjoy the mountains and rivers. It was just a princess out for fun, but she actually sent the young master of the Yunyin tribe? The young master of Mobei is more noble than their prince in the Central Plains, because all the young masters have military power in their hands. Beiming Emperor also immediately spoke, "I don't know where the young master of the Yunyin tribe is. Please quickly invite him to the palace to gather together." After his instructions, the servants went out to invite him. After a while, Tuoba Xu came in. After saluting, he sat aside with a scimitar on his waist. His baby face was very cold and solemn, as if he was telling everyone who dared to bully him, the princess of Mobei. , Tuoba Xu fought with him desperately. After Tuoba Xu sat down, Tantaihuang covered her lips and smiled again, "This princess has always understood that harm does not harm her family, so she blames others, never wants to involve her parents, and rarely mentions her tutor. But this Princess of Jiangdu , It is really an eye-opener for this princess. This princess is the Princess Qinghuang who was personally conferred by her father. She is named after the word 'phoenix'. She is also given a nine-tailed phoenix hairpin that can only be worn by the queen. Her status in the Tian family is self-evident. Since ancient times, the princess of Jiangdu has invited me to live in your house even if you don't want to be a minister. I don't know if the princess has read too little or has not been taught well at home. "Now, Nie Qian'er's face changed. All green. It was true that she was careless and forgot the identity of the other party. For a dignified and talented woman like Bei Ming to be accused of not having read enough books, it is tantamount to trampling Nie Qian'er's most proud asset to the ground. Many Confucian scholars also looked at Nie Qian'er with frowns, truly thinking that she had disgraced them all, Beiming. The first talented woman is like this, so aren't the others worth mentioning? "Jiangdu is ignorant and tries to climb up to the princess. Please don't be angry, princess." Nie Qian'er was smart and quickly found a way out for herself, making herself appear very warm and hospitable. At the same time, she created a domineering personality for Tantai Huang. A big, self-righteous person who doesn't take other people's sincerity into account. This successfully made everyone frown and look at Tantai Huang with a little hesitation. But Tantaihuang was not someone to be bullied, and immediately said with a smile: "The princess is really too worried. This princess said this because she is worried that the princess does not know the etiquette and propriety. The princess is so good-tempered when I Just talk in front of others. If you meet some princesses with a bad temper, I'm afraid they will drag the princess down and slap her. This princess is doing it for the princess's good." This reason, coupled with the smile on her face, is very good. It almost made people believe her "good intentions", and everyone immediately thought that His Highness the Crown Prince had a good vision. They will have such a tolerant mother in the future, so why worry about the uncertainty of the Sixth Palace? Nie Qian'er's mouth twitched, but she still smiled gently and said, "Thank you, princess, sister for your advice." This "sister" means a lot more. If Tantaihuang doesn't say "sister" now, it means that she really looks down on the princess, and what she just said is also hypocritical and superficial. And if he agrees, the next moment someone will probably congratulate His Highness the Crown Prince on his new concubine. Tantaihuang snorted coldly in her heart, looked at her for a while, and said softly: "This princess looked at the princess for a while, and she really felt that the princess was more delicate than flowers, and she really matched that rose. Master, what do you think? Really?" As soon as these words came out, Nie Qian'er's face turned a little pale. Today’s feast, roses express love, roses express rejection, what does Tantai Huang mean? "Whatever the Crown Princess said is what it is." The Crown Prince was very talkative, with a smile in his eyes, and he immediately understood what the little fox meant. Tantaihuang endured the discomfort, pretended to be a delicate little woman, looked at him and said coquettishly: "Prince, this princess and Princess Jiangdu hit it off immediately. She is more beautiful than the rose, very delicate.

And the roses in your residence are also very beautiful. How about I lend you a favor and ask the prince to send a rose to the princess on my behalf? "These words can't be said to be thoughtful. Many people lowered their heads and wondered in their hearts whether Princess Mobei really didn't know or just pretended not to know. If it were normal, just give away a rose. But what happened is that If we give out today's rose feast, wouldn't it mean that His Highness the Crown Prince will completely reject Princess Jiangdu? Although there are many people in this palace who like Nie Qian'er, most people understand her thoughts about His Highness the Crown Prince? Now, Nie Qian'er's face was like a piece of white paper, and she looked at Jun Jinglan with her big watery eyes. She obviously placed her only and last hope on the prince. I lazily tilted my head and glanced at Tantaihuang's pretending to be coquettish and coquettish. However, he still said indulgently, "If the Crown Princess is so elegant, I will send someone to deliver a carriage immediately." Rose went to Jiangdu Palace. "These words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting Nie Qian'er hard. She had been infatuated with her for many years, but the other party refused so mercilessly. If one flower was not enough, she even sent a carriage. She only felt that her own He couldn't breathe slowly, and his heart throbbed with pain. Finally, he rolled his eyes and passed out with a bang. The flower in the greenhouse was so smart. I just can't stand the blow and can't withstand the wind and rain. Then I can hide at home. Why come out to provoke her? Although Chu Qiqi knew what Beiming's Rose Feast meant, he didn't turn his head for a while. Wan came over, not wanting to understand, and asked in great confusion: "Sister Huang, why did this sister faint when she heard that she was going to send roses? "Tantaihuang looked at her kindly and said warmly: "Because she is too happy. "So...happy?" The ministers were speechless and quickly exclaimed: "Princess, what's wrong with you?" Princess..." "Hurry up and pinch him. "Fortunately, although Princess Jiangdu fainted from the severe blow, her vitality was not really damaged. Under the guidance of the imperial physician, the palace maids pinched her tightly and finally woke up slowly. As soon as she opened her eyes, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. Alas, Princess Jiangdu was too fragile... At this moment, a mysterious and strange voice like a midnight magic orchid came from the door, with a smile and a smile. Feeling like asking, "I heard there was so much excitement in the palace, what happened? "As soon as he asked, there was an arrogant and evil snort, "Don't you claim to be the best counselor in the world? Even though it has been twenty years, your sword is still as good as before, and your wisdom is still the same as before? Then you might as well figure out what happened, so that I can open my eyes. " As soon as these arrogant and evil words fell, Mo Guanhua immediately said in a cold voice, "Leng Zihan, as far as I know, people in the Demon Cult have not killed people for a long time. As the leader, you are still here. Youzai, hurry up and go back to give guidance! "Instruct them to destroy your Mo family?" "The sound of the two people quarreling came from outside the door, and no one around them looked surprised. They were obviously used to it. Indeed, they were used to it. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's two masters, both civil and military. The disagreement is already known to everyone across the country. The two have been fighting for eighteen years, and they still have no intention of stopping. No one has ever come out to accuse them. Who dares to offend Tantai Huang? After hearing that "Leng Zihan", he probably knew the identity of these two people, so he was still a little curious to know what kind of man Baili Ruyan liked, but it was the squeamish Nie Qian. Son, she had just woken up from a coma, and her mind was still in a state of chaos. She was so dizzy that she didn't hear clearly what the two people outside were saying. She just felt that they were arguing so loudly outside, which really made her confused. Her head started to buzz. So she said very unhappy and delicately: "Who is making such a noise outside? What kind of place is this? How can we allow idle people to run wild! ”