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How to write to the police?

Mr. * * *,

Hello! Remember me? I am a happy roast duck! I was really happy to see you last time. I really want to make friends with you. I wonder if you have time to come out and talk about it? If you don't have time to reply, please call or send me a message! My phone number is13 * * * * * *. I look forward to hearing from you!

Happy roast duck