What are the funny short messages sent by China Mobile?

"Zhou Xingxing was fired for cheating." "What's the matter?" "In the physical examination, he counted his ribs and found it."

Someone just found 180% new miniature camera in the ladies' room (it was still working at that time). Please contact the security department to claim it!

Notice from a bank: Notice to robbers: Our staff only know Spanish, so please be patient when robbing, and it is best to bring an interpreter.

The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy! Blood can flow, shoes should be oiled!

To test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Dianthus, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Lv, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Zhu.

Freshmen on campus: students who repeat their studies are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "high-wealth students", and those who doze off in class are called "poor students"

Urgent notice: a patient has escaped from the mental hospital in our city. Please be careful! Patient characteristics: I like to use fake mobile phones to read information! Spell: psycho! According to unreliable information, an American Tomahawk cruise missile worth 1 10,000 dollars accurately hit a tent worth 1 dollar in Afghanistan.