The latest hilarious copywriting for good morning

1. You are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes.

2. It is said that falling in love affects learning, but I would like to ask: Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

3. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about DOTA, so please don’t work in a team.

4. Young people should not pay too much attention to their health. They will always get sick and die. Many jobs usually don’t exhaust you to death.

5. "Why do you like playing Temple Escape so much?" "Because I like to be chased." "But those who chase you are all beasts."

6 .People who like you will tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished taking a shower. People who don’t like you will seem to disappear in the bathroom after saying I went to take a shower!

7. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

8. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop reading, but women should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.

9. Let me tell you how to dress well. First, you must look good. Secondly, you must have a good figure. The most important thing is that you must both look good and have a good figure!

10. Teacher: "Can anyone come up with a slogan about caring for grass?" Xiao Ming: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!"

< p>11. A woman's life - she was naughty when she was young, hunted for treasure when she grew up, worked for gold, got married and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young.

12. An orangutan came to the zoo and was extremely ugly. Every visitor vomited when he saw it. I went to see the orangutan on the first day and I vomited. The next day you went to see the orangutan and the orangutan vomited. , I wonder why the gap between people is so big!

13. What is it like in math class? “Do you know what it means to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?”

14. If you don’t look good, don’t mess around: Some people spend a lot of money to perm exquisite princess curls, but they don’t look like princesses. , like Newton.

15. For good-looking people, the life may be a biography, a novel, or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

16. Be more considerate of those who hate you. Maybe they are just uglier than you.

17. When you feel you are short and poor, don’t be sad, at least your judgment is still right!

18. Every time I see a thin person on the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

19. Geography teacher: "Tell me what is the outer layer of the earth?" I said: "Fragrant milk tea."

20. Don't be too envious of sports rankings Friends who take more steps than you probably haven’t walked very far, they just have shorter legs.

21. There are always some people like this in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night every day, but in fact they just want to steal your emoticons.

22. If you feel that I often scold you and swear at you from time to time, then congratulations, we are familiar with each other.

23. The wish I made before the Spring Festival was for abundant wealth, and after the Spring Festival, three-quarters of it came true.

24. You can’t hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.