Selected humorous greeting short message sentences

1, I hope you are as happy as a kettle on the stove every day. Although my ass is burning hot, I still whistle happily and bubble happily! may you have a happy new year!

2. When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on your head, your wife will see you smile, beautiful girls will let you hold them, money will float to you, and you will shout: Yes, yes, yes. ......

If you dare to be unhappy in the new year, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into * * *, your whole body into a straight board, and your depression into a somersault. If you dare, I will let you use it second-hand.

4. Being alive is really tiring: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer from loving you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

5, New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

6. In class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you: old, white, bone and refined! Hahaha ... Happy Spring Festival!

7. Send my greetings in Japanese when the Spring Festival arrives: Wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!

8. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

9. The Spring Festival is approaching: It is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. It's wrong to send you roses and give you a kiss! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.

10, I entrusted a most reliable mosquito to find you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you. I hope you don't use mosquito-repellent incense and mosquito killer, because that will give you a lot of my "red envelopes"

1 1, full of happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness smile at you forever! Eat jiaozi on New Year's Eve!

12, there are always some things that can't be forgotten. There are always some people around, the encounter is so wonderful, the life is so beautiful, the work is important, and the mood should be adjusted. Texting should be regarded as a kind of happy harassment. Happy new year!

13, it is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

14, during the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, form diamond ice, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful!

15, send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

16, open your sleepy eyes and dispel the sleepiness all night; Stretch comfortably and report a happy day; Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and start a happy pace; Send a good morning message and be determined to be happy. Good morning!

17, buddy, do you have a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

18, wake you up with a ray of morning glow, let you open the window with a crow, let you cool with a ray of breeze, stretch your heart with a piece of music, and send you a blessing with a short message: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, all goes well! Good morning!

19, the sun shines into your curtains. When you opened your eyes, you received my message and brought you gentle blessings. May it bring happiness and good luck every minute! Good morning!

20, good morning, silly giggle, tired unhappy smile. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

2 1, time is like water, the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a breeze, what I want to say is that warm self-confidence. Years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

22. Peace is compassion and gentleness is goodness; No dispute is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a free and easy reason to separate the past from the present. The past is the beginning of forgetting, just to say "good morning" to you.

23. Time flows like water. Many joys and sorrows of every day, joys and sorrows of every moment, have disappeared in the turbulent waves and are nowhere to be found. Only friends are always around. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

24. Grab a ray of morning light and gently touch your face to bring a refreshing day; May you open your eyes and go to sleep, and happiness will float to your ears and gently tell you: good morning, friend!

25. The plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird catches the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend.

26. May the first ray of sunshine bring you a hundred times of energy, may the first greeting bring you refreshing, and may the first sentence not make you nervous. The first sentence is' good morning'!

27. Get up in the morning, stretch, ha ha laugh in front of the mirror, say good morning, smile, throw away all the pressure, brush your teeth, wash your face and hum a tune, have a happy day, say hello many times today, good morning and wish you a happy life. Good morning.

28, epoch-making history, Cang Xie worked hard to create words, Confucius and Mencius etiquette is very decent, now socialist culture, literacy is the theme, mobile phone text messages convey my intention, I have to get up every day, for fear of disturbing your dream, you have to be "Hu Hansan" and the boss "good morning"!

29, dead leaves fall, geese fly south, thin clothes are too cold. Rain is a stumbling block, wind is yearning, and love is deep. Greetings are warm and thoughtful. It's late autumn, and clothes need to be added. Relax and have a good sleep. I wish you good health!

30, your smile, I have seen, once fascinated all beings; Your happiness, I passed by and saw you happy; Your pain, I promise, will immediately go up in smoke; God said, your luck is much better than you think! Wish you all the best.

3 1. After repeated negotiations, your happiness column has been settled! Your wealth is exclusively sponsored by the god of wealth; Mona Lisa posted your smile; Your pain, drainage to hukou waterfall; Your happiness, beware of everyone's jealousy!

32. Bai Yunfei flies in the sky, and the beauty on the ground chases you; The god of wealth, shameless, tied you up in piles with red money; People who are drunk don't care about winter and spring; Singing every night is beautiful. May you be happy for a thousand years!

33. Looking at you and chatting with you with a smile every day, happy eyes shine like stars; Waiting for you to get off work every day, eating with you every day, happy fragments are like white clouds all over the sky. It's good to have you. I wish my lover youth, beauty, good luck and peace.

Flowers are beautiful, and people like them more. She will spend a happy day with you, and I think she must have beautiful memories like flowers in her heart. When, I will hear about your beautiful past and a better future with her. I think she will make you care more when your dream comes true.

35, the warmth of the morning, a bright smile; Fragrant Jin Ju, beautiful mood seconds; Red maple leaves tell the beauty; Have fun and abandon troubles; Lazy weekend, warm bed, pig sleep!

36. Maple leaves prove the existence of autumn; Jin Ju proves the beauty of autumn; Autumn water proves the autumn wind; The autumn moon proves the romance of autumn; SMS, to prove my missing; You, prove that there is a fool; Ha ha!

37. The weather is changeable in late autumn. Take care of yourself. Pay attention to dew, frost and cold, keep warm and put on clothes in the morning and evening, adjust your mood and be less anxious. Remember that you are happy and give it to you with care. May you be safe and healthy. Have fun!

38. The autumn wind is cool, and the cold wind blows the autumn sorrow; Yellow leaves fall, dance leisurely, and fade away troubles; Wild geese fly south, taking away fatigue; Jin Ju is brilliant, and blossoming smiles at you; Text messages convey feelings, and every word warms my heart; Wish you all the best!

39, a trickle, for you to brush away the world of mortals; Green grass brings you the smell of earth; Bright moon, throwing a happy smile for you; A faint blessing brings you refreshing beauty. I wish you happiness and a happy life!

40. The sun erased my thoughts and warmed the sight you were looking for; Fallen leaves draw my attachment and dance with your loneliness; The air dyed my call, but covered up your work fatigue. My friend, blessing you is my favorite thing to do and never bothers you. I wish you happiness every day. happy

4 1. Blessing is like wine, given to friends and relatives. This feeling is better than wine, full of affection. May you hold hands with happiness and stride forward. You will be happy all your life without sorrow, and you will be lucky in the end.

42. Don't dream, don't fantasize, don't be melodramatic, life needs constant efforts. Be decisive, don't be arbitrary, be calm and don't be at a loss. Life needs a happy atmosphere. Only by fully understanding yourself and life can you make yourself happier.

43. Gathering clouds, I wish to comfort you; Pick a flower, and may the sweetness bloom in your heart; Draw from the spring water and wish to float comfortably beside you; Send a message, may happiness accompany you all your life. I wish you happiness every day, happiness and health!

44. Time ticks like running water and drifts for several years. After all, walking is a memory. Look back, there you are. Let me ask you slowly. Do you remember ten years ago? You owe me * * * three taels of silver and pay us back for three hundred years.

45, eating delicious snacks, humming a ditty, watching unknown TV, thinking about irrelevant fantasies, harassing you with harassing text messages, how are you recently, ok! Have fun!

46. A meteor flashes and instantly ignites the light of the world; A flower blooms in an instant, colorful and runs through the cold autumn; A true feeling, warm and bright dark night sky; A beautiful blessing, care and companionship at all times. I wish you a happy autumn!

47. The breeze caresses the dew, and the words of blessing say to you; There are many flowers, each one is you and me; Sunny autumn gives you infinite warmth and love; A short message breeds a dream, and sincerely wishes eternity!

48. I always hope that the sunshine can always warm you, the rain can always moisten you, and the short message can always bless you. I would like to watch you escape in a hurry, take extra care of you as I wish, hug you gently with happiness, and drive you into the fast lane of peace with health.

49. Holding hands, warm love and interlocking fingers; One ambition, one sword at the end of ten years; Take a walk and your career will be better; Seek one's wealth and wealth, and the financial resources are rolling; No matter how tired and busy you are, don't forget to say hello: I wish you happiness and health!

50, golden sunshine, let the heart warm; The flaming maple leaves make my thoughts flow at my fingertips; The blue sea is full of warm space; The lush forests make happiness stronger and stronger. Friend, I wish you a happy late autumn!

5 1, watch the blue sky and white clouds and enjoy leisure; Look at the green mountains and green waters and forget the trivial harassment; Listening to the wind and water, I am relieved; Forget the stress and irritability, and make your mood happy. Friend, the late autumn breeze is blowing, may happiness accompany you!

52. The wind blows away the petals and fleeting time, but it can't blow away my warm concern. In this windy season, I am still shouting in my heart. Blessing is like a kite flying in the sky of memory and never running aground. May you spend this windy season with my best wishes.

53. Separation is a test. May love be stronger than gold, the distance is tempered, the affection is deep, the friendship is far away, the greeting is silk thread, the silk thread is warm, the blessing is fetter, the heart is constantly in love, long time no see, I miss you very much. I sent you a text message, and those who don't reply to me are all bad people.

54. Send my greetings in Japanese when the Spring Festival arrives: Wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!

55. You want to play naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You have to ask me how much I love you. Text messages represent my heart. Let me prove it: this message was forwarded within one month, but I will leave you immediately.

I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want to have a panda eye gf the next day.

57. Turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in my heart, silently pray for you, and wish you health and happiness!

58. I will remember the beautiful scenery, I will miss the beautiful season, I will cherish the beautiful information, I will cherish my good friends, I will keep a beautiful smile, I will give you my best wishes and wish you a happy weekend!

59. Snowflakes are falling, falling is my faint sadness, cold wind is blowing, blowing away my tenderness, meteors are shining across my locked forehead, and stars are shining, shining is my gentle greetings.

60. Without ideals, that is, without some kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

6 1, it's cold, please pay attention: in order to make everyone have a warm winter, don't tell cold jokes and humor, don't send cold news, please respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

62. Happiness is: I want to have a bike. You drive a BMW, and you are happier than me. I want to go to the toilet, just a pit, you squat there, you are happier than me; I want to receive your message. If you receive mine, you will be happier than me.

63. The temperature has dropped, the weather is cold, and I miss you more; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I have missed you for a long time. The snow has gone with the wind, the blessing has arrived, and the care for you has been sent: it is freezing in winter, and I hope you will add clothes to keep warm and be happy from now on!

64. There is a slight breeze in the silent morning. Slight breeze with a hint of coolness, coolness with my gentle greetings! May my greetings eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day!

65. In class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you as: Lao Bai! Hahaha ... Happy Spring Festival!

66. The breeze is blowing, the spring is warm in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is hot, the plum blossoms outside the ridge are fragrant, and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

67. When the cold wind blows and the snow drifts, picking up the mobile phone makes the text message look like a blessing. May good luck accompany you every day, happiness follow you like air, success will always be as you wish, and happiness will always be happy!

68. I have no heart, no heart, no power, no money, no love, no love, no money, but I have a heart and love. I send you a blessing. I hope you have money, love, power and happiness!

69. Xiaoling thought: This is easy to handle. Just open another hole and let the water flow out. So he made another hole in his sole with scissors. If the water in the rain boots accumulates more and more.

70. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

7 1, send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

72, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

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