Kneel down and beg for Guo Degang’s crosstalk lines

Praising the residence

Guo: We all know each other, Guo Degang, Yu Qian

Yu: It’s me.

Guo: We have been cooperating for more than ten years.

Yu: It’s not short anymore.

Guo: Thank you Brother Qianer for your support.

Yu: You are always so polite.

Guo: Hey! To be honest, I watched with my own eyes as Brother Qian degenerated into this step by step...

Yu: What's wrong with me? How have I degenerated into this?

Guo: Just help me get to where I am today.

Yu: You can’t say that either.

Guo: Really.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: There will never be another person like him in the Chinese cross talk circle.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Didn’t you see that cross talkers made their heads look like chrysanthemums?

Yu: Ah... looks like a chrysanthemum? No matter what kind of flower you choose, don't pick a chrysanthemum.

Guo: I was sitting backstage taking a nap that day.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Take a nap and fall asleep.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: When I opened my eyes, tears started to fall.

Yu: Why are you crying?

Guo: Dreaming.

Yu: What are you dreaming about?

Guo: Dreaming about perming your hair will increase your money.

Yu: I am too concerned about this.

Guo: Everyone has a love for beauty.

Yu: Then you can’t care about money.

Guo: But let’s tell the truth.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: He is different from other people who talk about cross talk.

Yu: What, what’s the difference?

Guo: I’m talking about cross talk.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: This is the most avant-garde and fashionable.

Yu: Hey, this person should be more fashionable.

Guo: The first person in Deyun Society to use Weibo was Brother Qianer.

Yu: I applied relatively early.

Guo: As soon as he entered the backstage, he took out his mobile phone and started scanning the screen.

Yu: Just playing.

Guo: We still don’t understand.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Brother, what are you doing?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Weibo.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: What’s the use of this.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: It’s fun.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: That’s it.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: It’s quite coke.

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: When I entered the backstage, I left the cigarettes here

Yu: Hmm.

Guo: No more looking back.

Yu: What, where did you go?

Guo: Maybe some kid took it away as a joke.

Yu: They all tease me.

Guo: Brother Qianer was not in a hurry or yelled.

Yu: Why are you so anxious?

Guo: Post on Weibo to make fun of it.

Yu: Is this still posted?

Guo: I definitely know the kids in the background.

Yu: What to write?

Guo: Fa: Just because I don’t say it doesn’t mean I don’t know.

Yu: Tell them to give it to them.

Guo: 5 minutes

Yu: Ah

Guo: His wife sent a text message

Yu: What are you talking about.

Guo: Sorry.

Yu: Uh... How big of a case have I solved?

Guo: It scared me into a cold sweat.

Yu: What’s wrong with you! ...What's the matter with you? Don't mix this in.

Guo: This thing has been going on for more than ten years without incident, and...

Yu: Sigh...it keeps causing trouble.

Guo: Well... no matter how much you joke with him, it's not an exaggeration.

Yu: The friendship is here.

Guo: Broad-minded.

Yu: It should be like this.

Guo: What does this mean?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Children from wealthy families are just different.

Yu: Sigh, we can’t talk about big players.

Guo: How high your heart is, how wide your vision is.

Yu: Hey, my horizons have been broadened.

Guo: This is from a serious and wealthy family.

Yu: You deserve the prize.

Guo: My family has been rich since I was a child.

Yu: Rather wealthy.

Guo: I am not complimenting you. This compliment is meaningless. To tell the truth.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Give me an example.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Teacher Yu nursed her until she entered elementary school.

Yu: I decided to stop later.

Guo: In some families, if the child has the disease, he should be weaned at one year old. The mother has to go to work.

Yu: Make money.

Guo: There is someone who loves you. 2 years old!

Yu: This is not short.

Guo: You have to pinch the breasts.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: It will be great to be 3 years old in the countryside. People

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Eat until you go to school.

Yu: Uh...it's just that long.

Guo: Why?

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: The family favorite. Later I got older

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Now I can eat by myself.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Well, to be honest, compared with others, our business is not called eating.

Yu: What?

Guo: Let’s fry potatoes, boil lentils, boil eggplant, stuff steamed buns with soybean curd, and then we have dinner.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: That person is very particular.

Yu: How do you pay attention to the law?

Guo: For example, chicken, chicken soup.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: It must be the hen of that year.

Yu: Oh, little chick.

Guo: It won’t work even if I tell you.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: When I press it with my hand, there is a human character bone on the hen’s chest.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: The herringbone is soft when you press it with your hand.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Less than a year.

Yu: It hasn’t grown up yet.

Guo: That’s it. Hey, this is my job, making soup.

Yu: Boil it.

Guo: Here, drink.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Hey, eat beef and cucumber strips.

Yu: What are cucumber strips?

Guo: There is a strip of meat (tendon) on the side of the cow’s butt. It's called cucumber strips.

Yu: It’s so narrow.

Guo: That piece of meat can be eaten raw.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Be particular about it.

Yu: Eat that tender energy.

Guo: I’m so hungry.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Only eat tripe kernels.

Yu: The belly is tender and tender.

Guo: I’ve seen tripe kernels after eating Baodu, which are white.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: What is Duren?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: There is a bulging muscle on the stomach of the sheep. Cut it off.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: A sheep weighs about one hundred catties.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: How many films can be made? Less than one tael, seven or eight dollars.

Yu: Good guy.

Guo: It is said that a plate of belly bean requires six or seven sheep.

Yu: Let’s put it together like this.

Guo: That’s it.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Eat pork, eat tenderloin.

Yu: What is tenderloin?

Guo: Tenderloin is divided into different sizes. The tenderloin is the ribs with the bones removed.

Large tenderloin.

Yu: Where’s the tenderloin?

Guo: Remove the meat from the inside of the spine, which is called the tenderloin.

Yu: That’s not much, right?

Guo: Too particular.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: To buy meat, he has to stand there and see it in person.

Yu: You have to choose.

Guo: Look at this butcher selling meat.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: To which stop?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Hoo, ho, ho...

Yu: Who is the pig?

Guo: So happy.

Yu: Why am I doing this?

Guo: He means: I want this.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: I dare not lie to him.

Yu: That is.

Guo: Unscrew it and put it on the scale. For example, it weighs 3 pounds.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Not enough

Yu: What should I do?

Guo: Even the meat sellers feel sorry for him. There is also a pig head and a piece of pig face, which you can get for free.

Yu: Take a look.

Guo: I don’t want to give it away.

Yu: Why not.

Guo: Take this! I'm shameless!

Yu: Never heard of it. Is there anyone who talks to people like this?

Guo: Don’t have a pig face.

Yu: Bring out the word pig.

Guo: That’s it.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Including wearing clothes. This is the traditional costume worn on stage. You'll be fooled if you change into your own clothes under the stage.

Yu: Why are you so stupid?

Guo: Mother honors the world.

Yu: Never heard of it. I am a man, returning my mother's grace to the world.

Guo: Be particular about it.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Apart from work, I went out to have fun.

Yu: Ah, I like this.

Guo: Travel all over the world to see the beautiful scenery.

Yu: Travel.

Guo: I can go anywhere, it’s okay. Even if I have half a day today, I still have to go out and play.

Yu: Let’s go shopping.

Guo: If you perform at night, you’ll be fine during the day.

Yu: Let’s go out.

Guo: The whole family drove a car in the morning, and they had a large RV.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Let’s go to the west!

Yu: How do we pretend to be dead?

Guo: Look at the red leaves.

Yu: Look at the red leaves... That’s called going up the Western Mountain.

Guo: Sorry, my legs are weak.

Yu: Are your legs uncomfortable?

Guo: There is a problem at the head of the river.

Yu: That’s called going up the Western Mountain.

Guo: I would be happy to say that there are only three or five of these days.

Yu: Go far away.

Guo: Calculate the time, where can I go, how can I be happy?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Awesome.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: And I like to ask where there are any natural or man-made disasters. I have to go when it rains heavily. I’m glad to see it. It’s a rare event in a hundred years.

Yu: What kind of mentality do I have?

Guo: I love watching snow disasters.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: A few days ago I talked about the haze in Harbin.

Yu: What happened to the smog?

Guo: I’m jumping around the room happily.

Yu: How did you catch the live fish?

Guo: I was so happy that I drove to Harbin—I never saw the smog!

Yu: Have I ever seen smog in Beijing?

Guo: You weren’t there those days.

Yu: Huh. I don’t even lift the curtains.

Guo: Hey. Driving to Harbin, I felt stupid when I arrived in Harbin.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: I can’t see. I can’t see my fingers.

Yu: Those days were great.

Guo: I got off at the station.

Yu: Look.

Guo: Where is the person? I'm so stupid standing here.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: There was a big brother standing there in front, and he quickly asked: "Excuse me, how do I get there?"

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Someone was kind-hearted: "Go over there, go straight to the main road." "Thank you, brother, you are still amazing."

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Why are you so familiar with it?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Hey, I’m here to find out the truth too.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: The road was found, but the car was not.

Yu: Good guy. How bad is this smog?

Guo: Don’t always play with China. Go and have fun abroad.

Yu: Going abroad.

Guo: Almost, ah, almost, we’re all there.

Yu: Anyway, it’s the country in front of us.

Guo: That’s all that’s missing, the Guinea cannibals haven’t gone to Sydney yet.

Yu: Stay away.

Guo: I heard that invitations were sent over there.

Yu: Ouch! The table is set.

Guo: As soon as you arrive at the airport, you can tell whether this person often goes abroad.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Someone said, someone who doesn’t go abroad often and doesn’t always go to the airport for security check: “Take off your coat.” “Why take off your coat.”

Yu :yes.

Guo: Look - take out your cell phone or take off your boots to pass the security check.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Teacher Yu is very familiar with the journey there.

Yu: I always go abroad.

Guo: The person doing the security check said, "Hey... put it all on! Put it on!"

Yu: Naked? Am I still familiar with the road? Why did I go to the airport to take a shower?

Guo: Put it on!

Yu: Don’t you have to put it on?

Guo: Go anywhere.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Have you been to New Zealand?

Yu: Of course I have.

Guo: New Zealand is an interesting place, surrounded by mountains and rivers.

Yu: Good place.

Guo: The locals spend the money called New Zealand dollars.

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: Because some people used to call it New Zealand.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: That money is called New Zealand dollars.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: When the locals praise someone who is particularly rich, they say this person is too New Zealand dollars.

Yu: Ah... never heard of it! This is not New Zealand praising people, this is Beijing praising people.

Guo: To praise is because you are too rich.

Yu: It’s not called that.

Guo: Teacher Yu spent a lot of New Zealand dollars there.

Yu: I have New Zealand dollars.

Guo: Hey~

Yu:...

Guo: Just to eat seafood.

Yu: Fresh.

Guo: Teacher Yu goes to eat the freshest ones.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Pour a bottle of red wine, tie up the meal list, what?

Yu: Napkin.

Guo: Take the knife, take the fork, and sit there. After a while it was all big plates, seafood! There are seaweed and kelp.

Yu: Yeah. ...Never heard of it! What happened when I pulled it out from Shanghai and ate it? ah.

Guo: Very happy. Hey...I've been to everywhere, including Singapore.

Yu: Been there.

Guo: He took me there.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: This is the first time I have never been to Singapore. Don't look at it. It's close to us. You've never been there.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Brother Qianer took me walking down the street. The street was really clean.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Garden City

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Yes, it’s a little hot.

Yu: Ah, that.

Guo: The two of us went shopping in Singapore.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: I was walking and a girl came across.

Yu: Girl.

Guo: I have been involved in the entertainment industry for many years, and I have met many actresses.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Not as beautiful as this girl.

Yu: Oh, it looks good?

Guo: Let’s face each other, hug Yu Qian, and kiss him while holding him.

Yu: Passionate.

Guo: I was dumbfounded - good guy, open up!

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: After the kiss, I asked the girl: "Do you know Yu Qian?" "No."

Yu: I don't know why I was kissing.

Guo: "Spitting is not allowed in Singapore."

Yu: Uh... Poof! Why is it so disgusting? Are you using me as a spittoon?

Guo: Very good.

Yu: What’s good?

Guo: What’s the name of that place you’ve been to? Las Vegas.

Yu: That’s a city in the United States.

Guo: There was no city built on the edge of the desert back then. It was built just to make money. He can rely on it there.

Yu: I love playing.

Guo: Good guy, the casino is just like the Beizhan Theater.

Yu: It has to be this big.

Guo: Brother Qian'er, that's like a donkey getting water.

Yu: Like a donkey getting water? That's like a fish in water.

Guo: Like a donkey getting water, it is like cake getting sticky.

Yu: Hey, what is this?

Guo: It’s like sesame seeds on sesame seeds.

Yu: It’s still donkey meat on fire.

Guo: Here, ouch~he, here he is guessing Ding Ke, here he is knocking on three houses, and here he is frying gold flowers.

Yu: Where can I find this project?

Guo: All the casino people were dumbfounded: Where did this grandson come from?

Yu: Well, people are scolding me.

Guo: There is a little girl wearing a short skirt and perming her hair. She is very beautiful.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Bring a plate and various drinks.

Yu: That’s the waiter.

Guo: No money.

Yu: Drink whatever you want.

Guo: Drink whatever you want!

Yu: Yes.

Guo: He is so happy: suck~

Yu: Why are you so greedy?

Guo: "Hello?"

Yu: Communication is a thing in the United States.

Guo: That’s what I say. "Hello?" the waiter said happily: "fellow?"

Yu: Are you from Henan? How about I meet someone from Henan?

Guo: Drink, drink desperately.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Very happy.

Yu: That is.

Guo: One more time, he took me to a place called Belgium.

Yu: We have been there once.

Guo: How could we go abroad in those days?

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Brother Qian is taking me with him. That Brussels, Belgium.

Yu: Let’s play.

Guo: It’s not enough to see it. Oh - this is like this overseas, I didn’t expect it. Why are there so many statues of children?

Yu: Oh, that statue of a peeing child.

Guo: I don’t know which of you has been there. Belgium is like that, the image of the city,

Yu: Yes, yes.

Guo: The little boy is standing there peeing.

Yu: Still water.

Guo: Ah, yes. There was peeing water on the wall, beside the pool, and on the ground.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I said: "What does this mean? Is this similar to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses?"

Yu: What Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

I’m so exhausted that I can’t fight anymore