Funny short video copy (set 17)

Teacher, the road to heaven is not black. Why are you so brave? After coming home from work, most people have received long or short sentences. The important feature of sentences is refinement and concentration. What kind of sentences do you often send? Here, let's take a look at the funny short video copy, for reference only, hoping to provide you with reference!

1, love is like a trip, either the same or different.

Don't say that you have nothing in the future. You are still sick.

3, once pretentious, only to find that it is just humble dust.

4. When the primary school exam was issued, a lesbian next to me said: I have a teacher. Teacher: Whose is this? Me?

You are worth one dollar and twenty-five cents to me. Will never appreciate.

6. Raise happy sails and advance into the warm harbor of the Year of the Ox. Blow the horn of dreams and enter the hall of happiness in the Year of the Ox. Listen to the songs of the spring breeze and paint a magnificent picture of the Year of the Ox. Touch the inner tremor and convey the warm wishes of the Year of the Ox. I wish you a happy Year of the Ox.

Faced with a mountain of homework, I suddenly lost my courage.

8. Compared with your heart, your penis is not as honest as yours.

9. Teacher, the road to heaven is not black. Why are you so brave?

10. Call me if you need anything in the future. My mobile phone is turned off 24 hours a day.

1 1, I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

12, in winter, girls' white and tender hands should be put in the pockets of the people they like.

13, my man, don't touch it, it will make you insane.

14, true love doesn't need vows, because it won't last forever.

15, unpacking the courier is similar to unpacking a girl's bra. Looking at the box, it is quite big, only to find that the contents are very small.

16, now more and more people play tricks, and fewer and fewer people play crafts; More and more people publish books, and fewer and fewer people study; There are more mistresses and fewer grandmothers; Looking around, there are more and more people who don't talk, and fewer and fewer people talk. Considering you, you need talent, beauty, foresight and courage. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire. I want to make a phone call, but since my financial crisis has not passed, I decided to send you a short message, wishing you a happy World Youth Day!

17, in order to cover up the weakness of motion sickness, my girlfriend cleverly chose unexpected pregnancy!