Qq space is funny and funny: it's better to be alive than dead.

A selection of funny stories in QQ space:

1. beginning of life is good in nature, you are naughty, and I will make trouble

2. Don't mention those bad guys, who are all heterosexual and inhuman guys

3. You can't just lose your mind, but you must keep your image, right? 4. Happiness, where are you waiting for me, and I will run. I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

7. Knowledge comes to my head, and you go to your head. It's too small for me to get in.

8. Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, and you call me strong.

9. Funny personality: It's fun to live, and if you live, you will die.

1. Who says: lonely, empty and cold; You can reply to him: put on your clothes, get out

11. Log in automatically for a long time, and finally forget your password

12. You always bow your head in class. The teacher asks you why? I said: sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home

13. Go to the supermarket before Valentine's Day, and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up

14. Never use your own photo as your head portrait. It's unlucky to get off the line

15. The most painful thing in life is that I was woken up by an alarm just after I was told to leave by Duke Zhou

16. I've been riding a bike for a long time. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental

18. I originally wanted to use the test results to turn over, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot

19. Dressing up as a man is cool, and dressing up as a woman is called a mother

2. League of Legends has separated many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu has achieved a lot of online dating.

21. Send the girl you like home, wherever you go, it's on the way.

22. Listen, don't fight against others, because you are just a dog.

23. You are too indifferent, freezing my heart.

24. Take away my love and my heart. This is the person I love.

25. Let the hate come true

27. My sister never smokes, because it hurts her lungs, but she is not sad

28. When friends are hanging out, they should have a strong heart

29. People are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human

3. Your love is too cheap. I don't participate in such activities as buying one for free

31. You may not know. My tears are also flooding

32. If you want to test me, then prepare your patience

33. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind

34. Please stay away from me when you are sad. I don't want to be infected by you

35. Look to the future with a proud attitude. My world is also happy

. Is there anyone who can replace me?

37. I'm not great enough to love me when you're tired of her.

38. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. Elder sister is just your legend.

39. Don't wait for me to leave before you taste what true love is.

4. I'm not your shadow and can't be inseparable from you.

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qq Space Funny and Funny Talk Selection 2:

1. I shouted at my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig, and he shouted at me: Your deskmate is a pig.

2. On the night of power failure, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

3. Don't say I have dark skin. In fact, I have been using black toothpaste.

4. Don't think that all people with tattoos are bad people. Yue Fei has tattoos, and there are four big characters tattooed on the back: Visit here.

5, BBK music mobile phone, where it doesn't ring.

6. My younger brother is thriving.

7. Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, and the teenager will pick up my soap?

8. After you like me, I will give you a show.

9. My smile at you is purely polite.

1. Actually, teacher, I'm not copying the answer, I'm learning from it, understand?

11. Maybe Mario ate your Oreo.

12. By inner beauty, men mean inside the bra, not inside.

13. You are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.

14. You have a million dollars, and I shed diamond tears for you.

15. If you are willing to live with me, I will send my dowry to your home.

16, don't give me the look, when you are a palette.

17. I'm spoiled, but I'm very spoiled.

18. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so it's better to breastfeed.

19. I dare not talk while eating chocolate, because people will think I am eating shit.

2. I was 4 minutes short of going to Peking University.

21. My watch is expensive, the original price is 35, yuan, and the discount is 42 ...

22. I will be your life, your faith, and I will shine and blind your eyes.

23. We are all sharpshooters, and no bullet has wiped out a comrade-in-arms.

24. What can I do to kill you, my love?

25. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

26. Sunflower pointed to the golden sun and said, Come back soon.

27. A Man Called Autumn Flower's mother began to receive guests in class.

28. Smile at the person you hate the most. Be as arrogant as you want.

29. Ah, why are you here? I thought I was putting on props. Talk about the space that is super funny than funny

Talk about humorous articles

1. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

2. Relax, I'm not a good person ...

3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and a knowledgeable illiterate!

4. I yelled at my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig, and he yelled at me that your deskmate is a pig

5. The class time is like Nanfu battery, and one class is longer than six.

6. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7. When others are in their twenties, their property will be over 1 million, one billion or several billion, and I will be 5 million, which is still a pixel ...

8. You can only be young once, but you can't start again. Therefore, it is necessary for all is forgiven to subvert the whole world in a natural and unrestrained way-the whimsy should be thorough, the destruction should be powerful, the patent should be taken when in trouble, the stunt should be taken when pretending to be good, and the whole person depends on talent and fate.

9. I thought that year, when I was the thinnest, I was only six and a half pounds!

1. I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

11. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without a condom!

12. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, tired in summer, sleepy in autumn and hibernating.

13. Look for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

14. I won't dare to take a female driver's car again next time. It's the first time that I met a driver who was going to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.

15. Speaking of the best women's diving duo in China, of course, they are the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They often fall into the water at the same time. Super funny than funny space to talk about classic articles

1. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

2. "What eight words can make a man come rain or shine?" "Come and drink, all women!"

3. The success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

4. "Say, what can you do besides eating?" "I will still be hungry."

5. People fall in love by looks, routines and burning money, while I am blind by each other.

6. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

7. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

8. Don't blame your partner for being too strict with you. We don't even have a partner.

9. People who say that girls won't admit that they are wrong are all lying with their eyes open, so my wife confessed to me: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!"

1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

11. What's wrong with my short stature? I'm short. What's wrong? I'm short. What's wrong? I'm short, and you can't lift your head standing in front of me!

12. You look serious, just like a roadside sticker.

13. Everyone else uses Chanel bags, lv bags, Dior bags ... and I, I use emoticons!

14. Don't drink a glass of wine to the past, because it's so disgusting.

15. If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too good for anyone. Super funny than funny space to talk about hot articles

1. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I found it very beautiful when I saw sows recently.

2. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Look at your face from a distance, as if you were close at hand."

3. You never know which of your best friends will be the next Wechat business.

4. It's so windy outside that I'm so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. What a shame.

5. When you are young, you should try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are unattractive, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

6. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

7. Don't want to be liked, just want to be a charming villain.

8. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreads laughter and love.

9. He is always alienated by ordinary people because he is too handsome. You see, no one reads it when he makes a statement.

1. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely and easily.

11. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

12. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her. Didn't you see that I was so handsome? !

13. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

14. What's the matter? Let's talk openly. Don't always say I'm beautiful and cute behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

15. I like you as much as I like the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

16. if you say you are a little difficult to chase, I will break your leg.

17. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

18. Many aunts said I was handsome today, so why don't you introduce your daughter to me!

19. I felt like crying, and then it began to rain. I ran to ask my mother about my life, and why I was a princess of dragon three in Donghai for so many years.

2. Always remind yourself that life is short, and eat, drink, and sleep with those who want to sleep. Talk about teasing space

1. You can't have your cake and eat it.

2. No one loves you with your hands in your pockets.

3. I don't want to go to grade three, but I haven't got enough.

4. I said shameless, but you said toothy.

5. Skynet is long, fat but not greasy!

6. To the summer when we will eventually die of heat.

7. When you appear, the cucumber vegetables are cold.

8. Lie down where you fall!

9. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

1. You overestimate how much I can stand you!

11. My wallet has lost weight for several months.

12. I stood at the crematorium in Prague at dusk.

13. You can make do with life, and you can also pay attention to life!

14. When I grow up like this, there is still spring. What are you afraid of?

15. I play too much on the computer and want to fast-forward while watching TV.

16. Banana you Bala, lemon you Smecta.

17. I cheated many people who care about me with the word nothing.

18, ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

19. It's no use taking a shortcut if you're not on the same road.

2. I want to smile naturally, and I will definitely put it down when I see through it.

21. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being too serious.

22. Every time you click on the Start menu, it seems to be to end!

23. As long as I put on my school uniform, I dare to sit on any dirty ground.

24. People praise me for being handsome, but I actually wear a mask.

25. Men are tired in the song, but women are also very tired.

26. Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles.

27. If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their names?

28. Xiao San, you are really amazing. You should have the rest when I play.

29. I don't know who I will be cheaper in the end.

3. I'm not a genius because I haven't worn finch's diapers.

31. Don't say that I don't deserve you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

32. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

33. You are the wind, I am, and lingering becomes a sandstorm.

34. posture: squatting, expression: twitching, state: exerting force.

35. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will be kicked to death!

36. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is pure coincidence.

37. Don't call me blind! I'm not blind. Can I know you?

38. If you marry, don't marry anyone else or me.

39. Being single is innocent, but it is guilty to let others be single.

4. If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

41. Actually, I'm not Sister Diao Chan. I'm just a woman disguised as a man.

42. If the mountain is not high, trees will do; if the water is not deep, fish will do.

43. I wish I could suddenly call and ask me to go back and inherit 1 million yuan.