April Fool's Day greetings (8 selected sentences)

April Fool's Day is also called Humor Festival. At this time, people will send some humorous and funny words to their friends. The following is the "Complete Book of April Fool's greetings" compiled by me for your reference only. Welcome to read it. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

2. Bathing is a blessing for the ass and a hardship for the head; Watching movies is a blessing for the head and a hardship for the ass; Listening to you is hard for your head and ass.

3. Maybe we walked so far, not to see the scenery, but to meet ourselves at the end of the world.

4. People like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is making it worse!

5. How can two people be friends when their weights are not in an order of magnitude? You can't play on the seesaw.

6. if you make trouble without reason, you will get something!

7. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose two seconds of happiness.

8. I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in junior one.

9. My progress made him sit up and take notice, and since then he has lost his eyes.

1. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation, put his sleeves on the platform and shouted loudly: Attention, students! I'm going to transform!

11. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

12. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.

13. even when washing your hair, you should pay attention to it, lest you get water in your brain.

14. If I am a zombie, I must choose to eat the brains of all good students.

15. Don't say you are single dog, the dog is dead at your age.

16. Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, the quilt is very cold to me at the moment.

17. Never leaving is all bullshit, and vows of eternal love are all memories.

18. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

19. everything will work out in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

2. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. April Fool's Day greetings II

21. Obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, and even drinking water will hurt.

22. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

23. Ma Ma said: As I did in my rebellious period, she did in my menopause.

24. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

25. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is floating in bed!

26. Don't reveal your wounds to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people who sprinkle salt.

27. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a principled person?

28. Taking the express delivery feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after opening it, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

29. I am small-minded, but not lacking. I am good-tempered, but not lacking!

3. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.

31. In English class, the teacher told us to read the word Apple, and the whole class shouted "iphone" tacitly.

32. Learning Buddhism is a confession to your own conscience, not for others to see.

33. My face is swollen with wisdom.

34. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

35. Women are like clothes, and I wear brands that ordinary men can never afford.

36. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

37. Toss a coin: Heads go online, tails go to bed, and get up and do your homework.

38. Time will not dilute the pain, but only make people get used to it.

39. You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

4. Showing off your wealth is like proud as a peacock, trying to show off his gorgeous appearance, but being seen by someone's ass. April Fool's Day greetings III

41. When my personality is troubled, my moral standards are not awake, so teachers should pay attention.

42. When the sky falls, you support it and I will cushion it!

43. Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

44. Since my holiday, washing my face every day has nothing to do with me.

45. Rizhao Xianglu raised cigarette. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth watered all over thousands of feet, and there was no money in his pocket.

46. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you can't skip class anywhere.

47. Girls with thick legs are envious of all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether they are male or female.

48. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body lies on the bed.

49. Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

5. I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

51. I licked my finger and was crying.

52. You know I can rejoice at your words, but you are so stingy.

53. What about your backbone? Ran away from home!

54. It is best to show food in the circle of friends at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later!

55. When I see my classmates looking in the mirror, I always say: look in the mirror.

56. I choose kindness, not because I am weak, because I understand that good and evil will be rewarded.

57. I couldn't sleep the year before, and I couldn't sleep the year after.

58. In this low-key world, I have to use high-key to cover myself up.

59. If you are fashionable, you will be out of the mainstream. If you are sexy, you will be sitting on the stage.

6. I'm sleepy all year round, but I'm most awake when I'm lying in bed. I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!

62. There will always be a blind person who looks at you and then has nothing to say to you.

63. When it comes to feelings, my head hurts, so I spend a lot of money and waste my life.

64. You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you.

65. What people hate most is not that he pulled out a tree, but that he didn't bury the pit under it.

66. Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat with the pot in your arms.

67. People are holding hands, and I am holding my dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

68. I thought it was a flower by the cliff, but I didn't know it until later, but it was a scum in the sea!

69. Want to be spoiled, want to be happy, want you, forget about money.

7. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

71. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

72. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

73. How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

74. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and I can't do that.

75. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make one mistake after another.

76. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on the filter.

77. I will try to save money and buy an atm.

78. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is an empty seat.

79. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

8. Apart from love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

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