Super lethal classic quotes

Classic quotations with super lethality

1. How can I kill you, my love?

2. The cashier said. I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags!

3. My advantage is that I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is that I am not obviously handsome.

6. I am a fat person, not a rough person.

8. If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to work; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep!

9. The running snail.

10. Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

11. Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

14. Can you tell I’m wearing powder?

15. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

16. My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

17. Please give me a serving of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onions, a little salt, and an extra egg, and take it away.

18. Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

19. Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

21. The most mysterious department in history. Relevant departments.

22. It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!

23. There are only two things I can’t do in my life. I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

24. Others have a background, but I have a back view.

25. The ideal of meat is the destiny of cabbage.

26. White horse... where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

28. Don’t mistake shrimps for seafood.

29. I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight.

30. Is your father’s cousin your father-in-law?

32. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

33. I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

34. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

35. Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

36. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

37. My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.

38. Don’t be afraid of stealing tools, but be afraid of stealing tools!

39. Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not.

40. Today’s college students are so unqualified! Come here to copy**, but use cutting!

41. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupying a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

42. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.

43. Buddha said: You two are big **!

44. When day turns night on the bed again, the sun is born...

45. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone We are all human beings

47. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes

48. I have degenerated and I still can’t swim. Before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer

50. I remember one day not long after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a text message. "Let's break up!" Before I had time to feel sad, my girlfriend sent another text message. "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

"I feel completely sad now.

51. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty...

53. I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences.

54. To deal with a vicious person, be more vicious than him. ;To deal with a despicable person, be more despicable than him; to deal with a handsome person, be more chic than him; to deal with a handsome person, just... ruin his appearance!

56. What? Navy SEALs? ... Are you as good as our urban management team? 57. How can there be any humanity without love? 59. The guy next door finally vowed to lose weight. ?At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal."

60. The names of Jin Yong’s 14 novels can form beautiful poems. My current mood can only be described by the opening words of JK Rowling’s 7 serialized novels.

61. Data show that in 2008, Chinese men accounted for 52% of the country’s total population, and women accounted for 43%. (So ??damn tough)

62. How nice it would be for your parents to use those 10 minutes for a walk!

63. I allow you to enter my world, but never You are allowed to walk around in my world.

64. Get up every morning and yell, "Fuck Japan." This is not only good for your health, but also cultivates patriotism and moral sentiments! ;