Urgent for ambiguous text messages! ! ! thank you

1, God sent me a cornucopia. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it and it can't stop changing. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: this has become a donkeys' circle.

2. Your shy face is so beautiful, like a flower in bud; I am so intoxicated with your graceful posture, gentle and charming as a kitten's temperament, so you have a nickname: painting a cat ... _

Your moving voice comes from the valley. I looked down and it was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey?

Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang the grasshopper!

5. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace on the neckline; Dark green pants, two pants like knives; Milky white high heels ... Ah, Jane is really an elegant and sad statue!

I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I woke up in the morning, I saw you beside me ... pillow!

7. I can't resist my dreams. Dong's body! I can't help my heart pounding! I took off every dress in a panic and walked to you with trepidation ... Despair and rushed to you ... Oh, my God! I'm dying! Give me a swimming ring.

8. Your clear eyes are budding lips, white clouds are teeth, milk is skin, like the nose of Mount Everest, like the Amazon forest, which means that Ivory Ridge is like a mountain: Oh! I love you-Jurassic dinosaur!

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for texting pigs ~!

I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you, whether I care about you as much as I care about you, little boy, I am dizzy!

It takes five minutes to wait for a subway.

It takes three hours to see a movie.

A month lacks a full moon.

It takes a year for spring to go and spring to come.

It takes a lifetime to miss someone.

But a caring word takes a second:

Put more grass in the nest when it gets cold.

If you feel cold, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, 2 to talk about work, 3 to talk about life, 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clocks, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed.

I thought of death. I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and parachuted upstairs.

Noodles can be inked to death.

Invited me to dinner and died.

Part I: It's windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back!

In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life!

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~