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How to prevent deterioration?

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Subject: These cases! Shocking! ! ! This is not a joke.

Case 1:

A woman's handbag was stolen, which contained a mobile phone, a bank card and a wallet. Twenty minutes later, she called her husband and told her about the theft. My husband exclaimed, "Ah, I just received your message and asked us the password of the bank card. I will be back soon!" " "When they arrived at the bank, they were told that all the money had been taken away. The thief used the stolen mobile phone to send a text message to "dear husband" to get the password, and then took the money away in just 20 minutes.

Reminder: Don't expose your relationship with your contacts in the phone address book, and avoid using such names as "household appliances", "husband" and "parents". Be sure to use a name. The fewer words, the safer.

Case 2:

Three friends of go on road trip accidentally fell into a valley150m deep and were trapped for four days and three nights before being rescued. In the meantime, they want to use their mobile phones for help many times. But one is broken, one is out of power, and one is not well received. They also moved their positions many times to find a better place to send and receive signals, but all failed. If these three people know the 1 12 special line at ordinary times, they can also know how to call the 1 12 special line with poor reception in an emergency. I believe they will be rescued soon.

Reminder:

The national dedicated line 1 12, after the mobile phone is turned on, even if there is no signal or even the battery is extremely weak, any brand of mobile phone can be dialed anywhere. After dialing 1 12, you will immediately enter the voice command as follows: This is the emergency hotline of mobile phone 1 12. If you want to report the case, please dial 0 and we will transfer you to the police station. If you need help, please dial 9 and we will transfer you to the fire station. After Chinese is finished, it will be repeated in English. Just dial 0 or 9 at this time. Someone must answer it. In the case of three people, or if they get lost in climbing or encounter other difficulties, they should dial 9 and they will get timely assistance.

Case 3:

An international student likes to eat instant noodles. Later, the foreign student went to the hospital because he was unwell. The doctor found a layer of wax attached to his stomach wall! It turns out that the container of cup noodles is filled with an edible wax! Next time you eat a cup of noodles, touch the cup wall to see if it feels smooth. That's it. Eating a cup of noodles for a long time will make our liver unable to break down this edible wax. Finally, the foreign student had to seek surgery to remove this layer of wax and died unfortunately.

Reminder:

When eating instant noodles, try to take them out and soak them in a bowl. Don't use the containers attached to bowls and cups to eat directly with boiling water. Even if you are on a business trip, you should bring a big tea pot to make instant noodles. For health, don't be lazy!

Case 4:

A terrible thing: one day, a 2 1 year-old boy wore contact lenses to attend a barbecue party! Just a few minutes after he started to make a fire with charcoal, he suddenly let out a cry, then jumped around in pain and rolled on the ground ... The whole audience was shocked, and no one knew what had happened. Everyone rushed him to the hospital, and the doctor said sadly that he was blind!

Reminder:

Please don't wear contact lenses when you attend a barbecue or may come into contact with a fire source! Because contact lenses are made of plastic, overheating will melt the contact lenses in our eyes!

(1) A comrade of CCB relayed: I passed by the door of a building today, and there was an ATM at the door. An old man, who had been watching me pass by, suddenly stopped me. He said he couldn't read and asked me to help him withdraw money from the ATM at the entrance of the building with his bank card. I replied that I couldn't get it for you. Ask the guard to help you. As a result, he replied that I didn't need it and continued to find other passers-by to help him withdraw money. Remember, my friend-ATMs have cameras. In case he says that I robbed or stole his ATM card, or even that his card was stolen, helping him withdraw money will leave an image on the ATM, which will definitely make you speechless! I will be vigilant! It is because some colleagues have been fooled and are still in court. Obviously, this is a fraud group looking for body double! Please spread it out immediately ~ ~ ~ Fraud cases are really endless, and you will step into the trap if you are not careful. It is really impossible to prevent! Remind friends to be more careful outside!

(2) An owner in shaoyaoju suddenly lost power, and when he saw someone else's house with electricity outside the window, he went out to check his meter box. When he opened the door, he was blocked by a knife-a knife was used to rob the house ... to remind everyone that if his house suddenly loses power, don't open the door to check it. Those with cat's eyes should observe the movement outside for a while, those without cat's eyes should listen through the door for a while, and then open the door without abnormal noise.

Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention! This is the latest scam. Female compatriots please pay attention to male compatriots. Please pay attention to the new situation of your friends. Female friends should pay special attention: a working lady saw a child crying all the time on her way home from work, and then she went over and asked the child what was wrong. The child said to the lady, "I'm lost." Can you take me home? " Then I showed her a piece of paper and said it was his home address. Then she clumsily held the baby. Most people are sympathetic, and then after taking them to the so-called children's home, she rang the doorbell, which seemed to have high voltage, and she lost consciousness. When she woke up, she was stripped naked and put in an empty room. She didn't even see what the prisoner looked like. So, now people use compassion to commit crimes. If they meet, don't take him. If you want to take him, take him to the police station. It must be right to put the lost child in the police station. Please inform all the women around you. For the safety of ladies, please forward it to everyone after reading it. ....

(5) pay attention! Be careful when withdrawing money from the ATM! ! ! ! !

Last night, when I was withdrawing money from the ATM of Li Jinhai China Industrial and Commercial Bank, an old woman came up from behind and asked me if I could withdraw money. She also said that one of the keys of the ATM might be broken. I don't know when a little girl came up to me and kept trying to squeeze me. I don't care. The child was naughty, but she put her hand at the cash outlet to take my money, which was too much. I felt something was wrong, so I immediately pushed her aside and waited for the money to be taken away. Then I thought about it, and they set a trap for me: the old woman was responsible for chatting with me to attract my attention, and the little girl took my money while I was not paying attention! If I don't take preventive measures, the money may be taken away. In this case, I'm trapped: (1) I'll go after the little girl at once and get my money back, but who will believe that a little girl can rob me of an adult's money? What is even more frightening is that the old woman standing behind me will take all the money in my card, because my card is still in the ATM; Two: I won't go after the little girl right away, I'll wait until I get the card. By then, the little girl will disappear without a trace and her money will be gone. (They are really "smart" and shameful! ! ! )

(6) Both parents are retired at home. Yesterday morning, a strange middle-aged man came and said that his motorcycle oil was gone, the gas station was too far away, and the motorcycle was too heavy to push. He wanted to ask my parents for a coke bottle to buy gasoline. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said it was really impossible. Just buy an empty bottle for 2.3 yuan. Mother gave him an empty bottle, not to mention that he really took money out of his pocket, just a few hundred-dollar bills, and asked his parents to change them. Mother was frightened and said, forget it, it's just an empty bottle. He insisted on breaking 100, but it was still the hundred-dollar bill. Fortunately, my mother is not a dragon bell, nor is she the kind of person who loves petty gain. Female friends must read carefully and pay attention to their own safety. Now, in an evil society ... be careful when you go out. ....

A newly married couple went to Paris for their honeymoon. In Paris, my wife tried on clothes in a fashion clothing store. As a husband, she waited outside the fitting room. But after waiting for a long time, his wife didn't come out. The nervous husband asked the clerk to help him check inside, but unexpectedly found that the fitting room was empty. The husband thought his wife was joking and made him nervous, so he went back to the hotel and waited for her to come back. After several hours, I didn't see my wife, only to know that the situation was serious. The husband called the police and went to all the clothing stores and hospitals in Paris to ask about his wife's whereabouts. After three weeks, my wife seemed to disappear without any news. The sad husband can only pack his bags and go back to his hometown. Unable to get up from despair, the husband has been living alone, so he decided to exile himself and wander around. A few years later, he went to Bali on a whim and visited a deformed show in a dilapidated house. He saw a woman without limbs locked in a dirty rusty iron cage, and her body, including her face, was as tattered as rags and full of scars. She wriggled on the ground, making a wild XXXXX sound. Suddenly, the man screamed in horror. He saw it in that inhuman woman's face, and he knew it all too well. This is a red birthmark on his wife's face. She reported missing shortly after the wedding.

Recently, someone told me that his friend heard a baby crying at the door at night, but it was very late. She felt very strange and called the police. The policeman told her, "Whatever you do, don't open the door. The lady said that it sounded like a baby crawling and crying near the window. She was afraid that the baby would climb into the street and be knocked down by a car. The police told her that we had sent someone, and we could not open the door under any circumstances. The police think this is a serial killer, using the baby crying tape to induce women to think that someone has abandoned the baby outside, so they go out to check. Although it has not been confirmed, the police have received calls from many women saying that when they were alone at home at night, they heard a baby crying outside the door. Please tell the news to others and don't open the door, because they heard the baby crying.

Please take this text seriously! How ridiculous! Be careful! ! ! If you are a kind friend, please try to forward it after reading it, so that more friends can see it, benefit more friends and stay away from danger and harm.